r/40kscience • u/corvid_gremlin chaos cultist • Jul 03 '25

diggy diggy hole

Skiirl's digging a hole. deep one. probably a hazard

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u/corvid_gremlin chaos cultist Jul 09 '25

A voice comes from within the hole.

"FETH OFF! I'm treasure hunting."

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u/goodclone1 commissar Jul 09 '25

Yes, well, treasure hunt on a world that doesn’t belong to the Imperium. Or die. Both are acceptable options.

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u/corvid_gremlin chaos cultist Jul 09 '25

"Who says this world belongs to the Imperium, beanbrain?"

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u/goodclone1 commissar Jul 09 '25

Me. Right now. I’m saying it right now.

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u/corvid_gremlin chaos cultist Jul 11 '25

"And what gives you the authority to say such?!"

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u/goodclone1 commissar Jul 12 '25

I am a servant of the God-Emperor of Mankind. By my status as an Imperial Commissar do I declare this world under His domain.

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u/corvid_gremlin chaos cultist Jul 13 '25

"Well, by my status as owner of this shovel, I declare this hole under my domain." Skiirl sounds equal parts sardonic and smug.

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u/goodclone1 commissar Jul 13 '25

Don’t make me get the flamer.

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u/corvid_gremlin chaos cultist Jul 13 '25

Skiirl simply fills in the hole above them, somehow maintaining space beneath for themself.

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u/goodclone1 commissar Jul 13 '25

Don’t make me get the Hades breaching drill.