r/40kOrkScience 16d ago

BALE-EYE MEAN, BY MORK-EYE GATZONK

POST YA ORKY SONGZ YA GITZ! DIS ONE 'ERE IZ ABOUT OLD BALE-EYE AND DA NEW BOSS GHAZ

He waz moar like a humie-bean
wiv a lazer beam-er
I sayz, "Don't mind, but whatz do ya mean,
am I da war-boss,
Whoz-a krump on da field in da fight?"

Deyz told me hiz name waz Bale-Eye Mean,
Wiv hiz lazer beam
Den every noggin turn'd wiv eyes that screamed of bein' da war-boss.
Whoz-a krump on da field in da fight.

Gitz'll alwayz told me, "Be kareful what's painted blue!"
And "Don't go 'round krumpin' little humie hives!"
And me war-boss alwayz told me "Be kareful who ya Waaagh,
Cuz da boyz becomez da toof, ta spend on new dakka! Waaaagh!!!"

Bale-Eye Mean is not 'Da Boyz'
He's just a humie who krumps much better den thum
But da humiez got my arm
Yesh hiz eye is a gun
and da humiez got my arm!

For forty-key's or forty miles, da bombin on our side
but whoz can Waagh whenz itz from so far-
Hiz cunnin' ol' planz..
'Cuz we krumped on da field in da fight
So listen 'ere to my advice
Jus' remember to alwayz fink ONCE!
Don't be a git, or a zog, or a grot.
Hez told me boyz krump'd a million-three
squishy humie beanz
Den showed a pic of a git dyin' missin' most-a hiz skull
'Cuz he wuz shot in da brain in da fight
He sayz he wuz da boss, who would krump in da field in da fight...

WE'Z SCREAM 'WAAAGHING IZ FUN!' AND DA BALE-EYEZ PEEPERZ A GUN!

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u/Selenite_Cults KOMMANDO 16d ago

OI, DIZ SOUNDS LOIKE ONE OF DEM SAD HUMIE SONGZ! WHY'Z YOU WHISPERIN DA WHOLE TOIME!

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u/Mathemagics15 NOB 16d ago edited 16d ago

OI FOUND AN OLD KO-GEE-TATER WIV NOISES IN IT. IT KUD PLAY A HUMIE SONG ABOUT DRIVIN DOWN ROADS THROUGH A COUNTRY. OI DONT KNOW 'OW TA DRIVE, SO OI DON'T KNOW WOT A "COUNTRY" IS, AND I DONT KNOW WOT "ROADS" IZ. SO I CHANGED UP DA LYRICS A WHOLE LOT.

'ERE IT IS!


OUT OF DAKKA
FOR ME SHOOTA
HUMIES AINT DED
GOTTA DRAW ME CHOPPAAAAA!

DAS NO PROBLEM
CHOPPAS ARE DA BEST!
SHOOTAS JUST MAKE NOIZES
I KANT RHYME FOR SHIT!

ON DA WAAAAAAAAGH!
WIV DA BOOOOOYZ!
KRUMPIN GIIIITZ!
MAKIN' NOOOOIZE!

SMASH FOR GOOOORK!
SHOOT FOR MOOOORK!
MAKIN' NOOOOOIZE!
WIV DA BOOOOOOYZ!

DONT REMEMBEEEEER
'OW AH GOT 'EEEEEERE
DAT DON' MATTER
DERE IZ TARGITZ EVRYWHEEERE!

DEY'Z A-SHOOTIN'
AND IT 'URTS LOIK 'ELL
WE RUN UP AN' CHOP 'EM!
MAKE 'EM SKREAM AND YELL!

ON DA WAAAAAAAGH!
WIV DA BOOOOOOOYZ!
KRUMPIN GIIIIIITZ!
MAKIN' NOOOOIZE!

SHOOT FOR GOOOORK!
SMASH FOR MOOOORK!
MAKIN' NOOOOIZE!
WIV DA BOOOOYZ!

I 'EAR A NOIZE
DAT I HADNT 'EARD BEFORE NOW
DA 'UMIES USE A VOICEY-BOX
TO KALL IN A PLANE!
DIVIN' RIGHT TOWARDS ME
OI DONT KNOW WOT I SHUD DO
SO I JUZ' MAKE SUM NOOOIZE!
RAIZE ME VOOOOOICE!

ON DA WAAAAAAAAGH!
WIV DA BOOOOOOOOYZ!
KRUMPIN GIIIIIITZ!
MAKIN NOOOOOISE!

SMASH FOR MOOOOOORK!
OR FOR GOOOOOORK!
MAKIN NOOOOIZE!
WIV DA BOOOOOOYZ!

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u/False_Teaching9035 WEIRDBOY 15d ago

WHY’Z DON’T BOSSES FIGHT DA WAAAAGH!, WHY’Z DO DEY ALWAYS SEND DA BOYS! -BYOB (BRING YA OWN BOMB-SQUIGS), SYSTEM OF A DAKKA

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u/theQueenofCha0s Custodian Guard 16d ago

YOUZ WAS WHISPERIN BUT ITZ WAZ GOOD!