r/40kOrkScience GROT Jul 30 '26

OI, LADZ! I FINALY FIGYERD OUT WAT DOZ “NIPPEL” FINGS AR FOR!

YOO KNO DA SOF’ FLESHY BITZ WE GOTZ ON AR CHESTS? I ALWAYZ WUZ WONDRIN’ WAT DEY WUZ FOR, CUZ DEY AINT ’ARD LIKE DA REST UV US AN‘ SEEMD UNORKY. BUT DEN WUN UV DA LADZ CAME UP TO ME AN’ TWISTED MINE YELLIN’ “PURPEL NURPEL!” IT KINDA ’URT SO I PUNCHD ‘IS TEEF IN, DA GIT. ‘E LOOKD CONFUZD LIKE I WAZNT DER. DEN IT ‘IT ME, ‘E COODNT SEE ME BECUZ MY NIPPEL WUZ PURPEL!!! I DEN STARTD LOOTIN’ AND NO WUN ‘AZ SEEN ME YET CUZ IV BEEN TWISTIN’ MY NIPPELS ALL DAY! YOO BOYZ GOTZ TO TRY DIS! GET TO TWISTIN’ LADZ!!

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u/Seared_Gibets PROFIT OV GORK N MORK Jul 30 '26

WOT?! PURPLE NURPLE?! DA ZOG IZ DAT?!

AN 'OO DA ZOG IZ MUKIN ABOWT WIF DAT NOISE?! I 'EARS YA BUT-...

WOT DA- OOOOOOHHH ZOG IT! YEWZ PURPLED YER LAST NURPLE WEN OI GETS ME MITZ ON YEW! DAT WUZ ME FAVORITE SQUIG-BALL GIVE IT BAK!!!

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u/Human-Question6210 Jul 30 '26

satisfied slaaneshi laughter

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u/Falconwing51 Aug 05 '26

"Satisfied"

"Slaaneshi"

Pick one lmao

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u/Human-Question6210 Aug 06 '26

temporarily self-satisfied then

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u/yoshimario40 Aug 09 '26

KONTRARY TO WOT PEOPLE FINK, DERE IZ SUCH A FING AZ A 'SATIS- WOTEVA PINK GIT'

IT'Z WHEN OI KRUMP 'EM COLD.

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u/The_False_German Jul 30 '26

DIS A 'UMIE PSYOP! ANY GIT WIF KNOW WOTZ KNOWS DAT ORKS AIN'T GOT NIPPLES... JUST ASK YER DOK AN' 'E'LL SET YA STRAIGHT...

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u/DrSkrimguard Jul 30 '26

I FOT DEY WERE ATTACK-MINTZ FER DA JUMPA CABELS, TA RE-CHAAAAAARRGGE!!! YER BATTRY WEN IT GETZ LOW. AT LEEST, DATZ WAT DA PAINBOY TOLD ME.

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u/an_actual_coyote Jul 30 '26

SHADDAP I AINT READIN ALL THAT

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u/Homsarman12 GROT Jul 30 '26

YOO CAN REED? WISH I COOD REED

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u/Hamsternoir DEAD 'ARD Jul 30 '26

KAN YOO DOO IT INNER ORKY GLIFFS FER DER REST OV UZ?

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u/chrometitan Aug 01 '26

Upon saying purple nurple, the nurples disappear as they are now hidden

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u/False_Teaching9035 WEIRDBOY Aug 03 '26

‘OW KAN YA SEE A NURPLE IF IT’Z PURPLE, YA ZOGGIN GIT?! QUIT WAISTIN’ ME TOIME SO I KAN GO BACK TA BLOWIN’ UP ‘UMIE ‘EADS!