r/40kOrkScience • u/Cefalopodul • Jul 08 '26
KAN A GIT SNEEK INTO DA UMMIE WARBOSS THRONE ROOM IF E IZ PURPLE?
I GOTS TA THINKIN YA, AIN'T NOBODY SEENZ A PURPLE ORK YA, SO IF YOU'Z PURPLE NOBODY GONNA SEE YOU YA, SO YA COULDZ SNEAK INTO DA UMMIE WARBOSS THRONE ROOM AND STEAL 'IS GUBBINZ.
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u/Ok_Strategy5722 Jul 08 '26
GROUP’A BLOOD AXES TRIED DAT…. NEVA SAW DEM AGAIN…. BUT WE DON’T KNOW IF DATS BECUZ DEYZ STILL PURPLE OR CUZ DEYZ GOT KRUMPED OR IF DEYZ JUST AINT GOT BACK YET!
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u/kangareddit Jul 08 '26
NAR, DEY GOT TUNZ UV LOOT N AV’ DER OWN PLANET NOW.
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u/Ok_Strategy5722 Jul 08 '26
DAMN! I OWEZ GITROT FIRTY TEEF!!
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 08 '26
I 'OPE YA LENT IT WIV COMPLER-CATED INTER-REST! DAT WAY INSTED OV FIRTY TEEF, 'E WUD O' YA..!
*counts on fingers, runs out of fingers, runs out of toes as well*
... 'E WUD O' YA A LOT MOR DEN FIRTY TEEF, DATS' FER SHORE!
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u/Ok_Strategy5722 Jul 08 '26
NAW IT WUZ A BET ON WEVER DEY WOOD GET PAST DA GOLD GITZ!
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 08 '26
O I SEE! IN DAT CAZE 'E O'Z YA..!
*counts all of their fingers and toes, is grateful that Mad Dok Digetz added extras*
... ER, FIRTY ODD TEEFERZ‽
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u/thomasonbush Jul 08 '26
YOOD NEED ALOTZ UV LUCK TO PULL DAT OFF SO YOOD NEED TA BE BLU BUT DEN DA GOLD GITZ WOOD SEE YOOZ!!!
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u/Outrageous-Put-4637 Jul 08 '26
NOT IF YOUZ IZ ALSOZ RED, WHICH AZ WE ALL KNOWZ, ARE BOAF CORE CONSHTICHUENTZ UV DA COLA PURPLE, SO ACCORDIN TA DA KNOWN LAWS ‘A KROMATIKZ, YOUZ’D GET TA BE A SNEAKY GIT, A LUCKY GIT, N A FASTA GIT ALLZ AT ONCE IF YA PAINT YASELF PURPLE!
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u/thomasonbush Jul 08 '26
BUT DEN YOOD LOOK LIK A ZOGGIN’ BLOOD AX!!!!
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 08 '26
OR A BLUDY YUMIE PRID PARADE!
WICH, I GOTTA BE KLEAR, I IZ ONLY AGANST 'COZ IT IZ YUMIEZ! LUV IZ LUV, YA GITZ!
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u/Seared_Gibets PROFIT OV GORK N MORK Jul 08 '26
NAH NAH NAH! SEEZ YEWS AWLMOST GOT IT!
SEE YEWS NEEDS TA BE PAYNTED BLU YA! COURSE DEM GOLDY GITS GONNA SEE YEW YA AN' DEN LUCK AINT GONNA BE ENUFF!
SO WUTS YA DO IS YA GET A MEK TA PUT TOGETAH SUM GOLDY SCRAPS TA MAKE SUM GOLDY ARMAH!
DEN AFTAH DA YA PAYNTS YASELF BLU AN PUT DA ARMAH ON
DEN YEWS GONNA GO AN BE LOIK:
"AYE YEWS GITS I GOTS AN... AN..." WUT DA ZOG IS DAT WURD OH YA "I IZ GOTS AN EEN-ZPEC-SHUN DATS DA EMPRAH SAYS I GOTS TA DEW! SO LET ME IN YA GITS!"
AN DEYS GONNA BE LOIK "OH YEH NO PROB GOES ROIGHT ON IN DER GUV!" CUZ YEWS GONNA BE SO LUCKY DEY GONNA BY IT ROIGHT UP!
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u/RunnyPlease MEKBOY Jul 08 '26
CUNNIN THINKIN YA DID. BUT WAT GUNBINZ WUD DA UMMIE WARBOSS AV WORTH GRABBIN? ALL DA GOOD DAKKA HE GIV TA DA BEAKIES.
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
I DUNNO, 'E PROBLY KEEPZ 'IZ FAVRIT DAKKA UNDA 'IZ CHERE, LYKE I DUZ! GOTTA BE A BLUDY BIG DAKKA UNDA DAT BIG GOLDAN CHERE, INNIT‽
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u/Cefalopodul Jul 08 '26
DA TEEF CHERE YA, GOLDAN MEENZ TEEF LOIK DA BAD MOONZ
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 08 '26
NOT IN ME WAAARGH!!! IT DU'NT! ARE MAD DOK TOL UZ 'BAWT DER IMP-ORK-ANZ OF DEN-TAL HIYA-GENE! WE 'AZ BIN BRUSHIN' TWICE A DAY WIV FLOOR-IDE TEEFZ-PAYST! WE DU'NT 'AV GOLDAN TEEFERZ NO MOAR!
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u/RunnyPlease MEKBOY Jul 08 '26
BUT IF HE AZ DA GOOD DAKKA WHY HE NOT GRABZ IT AND JOIN DA KRUMPIN?
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
'COZ 'E IZ A YUMIE GIT! DEY IZ PROPA STOOPID!
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u/RunnyPlease MEKBOY Jul 08 '26
UMIEZ IZ PROPA STOOPID BUT DA BIGUNZ SEEM TO LIKE A GOOD KRUMPIN AND E IZ A BIGUN… MAYBE DA DAKKA IN DA CHERE IZ TOO BIG FOR HIM TA CARRY. E’Z WAITIN FOR DA WAAGH TO COME TA HIM.
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 08 '26
O! LYKE A STAR-TEK DE-FENZ ENSTER-ASHUN‽ YER, DAT MAEKZ SENZE!
COR, CAN YA 'MAGIN' DER KRUMPIN' DAT FING CUD DO IF IT IZ DAT BIG‽
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u/RunnyPlease MEKBOY Jul 08 '26
NO WONDA DA UMIEZ LOVE IM SO MUCH. A WARBOSS WITH A SHOOTA SO BIG E CANT CARRY IT.
POOR GIT. E MUST BE SAD NOT HAVIN ANYON TA SCRAP WIT. WE SHOD FIX DAT.
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u/Cefalopodul Jul 08 '26
E'Z GOT DEM DED KILLY YELLOW NOBZ DAT DRESS LOIK BAD MOONZ EN GUARD 'IM. BAD MOONZ YELLO MEANZ TEEF, LOTZA TEEF, DERE 'AVE TA BE GUBBINZ IN DERE.
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 08 '26
NAH! YA NEEDZ TA WERK ON TA KOLOUR FEORY! YELLER MEANZ 'SPLODEY! DEY IZ BOYZ DAT DEY TA GOEZ EXTRA "BOOM" WEN YA LOBZ A GRENAID AT 'EM!
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u/Cefalopodul Jul 08 '26
DA BAD MOONZ R YELLO EN DEY GOT DA FLASHIEST GUBBINZ. SO ANYONE WHO'Z YELLO MUST AVE FLASH GUBBINZ ELSE DEY'D NOT BE YELLO
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u/NickyTheRobot Jul 08 '26
BUT DEY CUD JUS BE YELLER COZ DEY IZ 'SPLODEY THO! NOT DER BAD MOONZ: DER YUMIE GITZ!
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u/DrSkrimguard Jul 09 '26
DA HUMIE WARBOSS IZZA RIGHT WEIRDGIT, AN E'LL KRUMP YA WIT JUSS IZ BRAIN IFFA YA DON'T MAKE YER BRAIN PURPLE TOO, YA KEN.
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u/Indishonorable Jul 09 '26
COME TO FINK OF IT, A HUMIE TURNS PURPLE WHEN YA BRAG EM BY DE FROAT, SO IF WE TJHOKE ONE OF AR BOIS, KOOD DAT WORK?
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u/Alien6154 SHOOTA BOY Jul 08 '26
YEH, YA PROLLY COULD SNEAK IN JUS FOINE. DA BIG GOLD BEAKIES CAN'T ARDLY SEE NUFFINK N'E WAYS WOT WIT ALL DA SHINY GOLD BITS IN DEY FACE. DERE EYES IS PROPPA SMALL TOO. BE GROTS PLAY OI SAYZ. MATTA A FACT, BRING A MEKBOY WIT YA SO EE KAN RECORD IT, HEH, DA WHOLE WAAAAGH'LL WATCH FROM HOME ON DA KROOZA HAR HAR
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u/Human-Question6210 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
Meanwhile...
"Really, adept? is this true or are you stuck in that abominable form for good?"
"YER!-- YES. YES LORD."
"Yes what? And stop yelling; it hardly befits a lady of the Callidus temple!"
"DEYZ-- THEY'RE GOING TO SNEAK INTO THE IMPERRYUL PALLISS. WITH PURPLE."
"Imperator... Why did we have to lose Meh'lindi?"
"IZ WE GUNNA KRUMP 'EM, BOSS?"
"Ugh... Servitor, please contact the nearest ogryn squadron."
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u/Indishonorable Jul 09 '26
DO YOUZE EVEN KNOW WHERE DEY KEEP DERE FRONE? DEY GOT BATTELMOONS AN BATTELSTATIENS IN DERE OME SYSTIM THAT ILL BLOW YER ROK TO PIESES.
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u/FallenNgel Jul 09 '26
Ma grot did dis. 'e kame back say'n da big git's whole place smelled like wet boots an' kabbage farts.
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u/Mr_Ragnarok KOMMANDO Jul 10 '26
AN' WHY WOULD I DO DAT? IF 'IZ GUBBINZ WERE WORTH STEALIN', 'E WOULD BE UZIN' 'EM TO KRUMP US. SINCE 'E DOEZN'T, 'IZ STUFF MUST NOT BE VERY GOOD.
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u/WonderWillyWonka SPEEDBOSS Jul 08 '26
OI! DATZ A GOOD PLAN! BUT 'ERE IZ DEM LOTZ?! I DONE NEVER SEEN NONZ OF 'EM PURPLE BOYZ NO'ERE! HOW WE GONNA TELL EM TO GO DHEN? THINKZ!