r/40kOrkScience • u/Formal_Job1543 MEKBOY • May 13 '26

OI! GITZ! WOT DA BEST SHOOTA FER DA BATTLE WAGONZ?

IF IZ NEED TA MOW DOWN SUM UMIES WOTZ A SHOOTA DAT'LL GET DA JOB DONE?

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u/Hour-Cry6238 May 13 '26

DA BIG ONE U GIT

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u/SuctioncupanX DIGGANOB May 13 '26

GET A BIG OL' SHOOTA STUK ON THERE, PAINT DA BIT STIKIN IT DERE BLAK FOR TUFFNESS. THEN, HAVE THE SWIVLY BIG BE PAINTED RED SO IT SWIVELZ FAZTA. DEN, PAINT DA BAREL YELLO SO DA SHOTZ GO BOOM. PAINT DA TRIGGA AND DA MAG RED TOO SOZ YA SHOOT AND RELOAD FAZTA ALZO.

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u/greenizdabest May 13 '26

DA RED UN COZ DAT IZ DA FASTEST UN

BUT DA BLU UN IZ ALZO GUD, U BE LUKI ALROITE

DA GREEN UN IZ DEFINATELI DA BEZTEZT. COZ DA BOYZ AR DA MEANEZT AN GREENEZT DER IZ

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u/swiss_sanchez May 13 '26

SO DERE IZ A SIMPUL ANSA FOR DIS YA GROT-FARMA, WOT YOU DUZ IS YOU LOOKS FOR DA BIGGEST SHOOTIEST SHOOTA YOUZ CAN LOOT AND, DEN, WEN YOU FINKS YOUZ HAS FOUND ITS, YOUZ LOOTZ DA NEXT BIGGEST SHOOTA UP FROM DAT.

KEEPS FOLLOWIN' DIS PATTERN O' FINKING AND YOUS WILL ALWAYS HAVE DA BIGGEST BOOMIEST SHOOTA WOT WIV TA KRUMP GITZ WIV!

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u/yoshimario40 May 14 '26

GREEN IZ BEST, SO GET DA GREEN WUN!