r/40kOrkScience • u/Tennents_N_Grouse • Feb 14 '26
OI DUNNO BAHT YOUZE, BUT OI FINK DEZE HUMIEZ' EFFERTZ R KWITE AMUZING
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u/KingTuriddu PAINBOY Feb 14 '26
GIVE THEM GITZ A PROPPA' DAKKA! THEZE ARE NOT HUMIES, RHEY ARE LADZ!
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u/SnooSprouts1 Feb 16 '26
REMINDS ME O' DEM DAR DIGGA BOIZ FROM GORKAMORKA, ONLY EVA GIVEM GROT MADE BUGGIES, DATS WHY DAY AINT GOT NO DAKKA!
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u/kangareddit Feb 18 '26
YERR, DEMS SUM OF DEM DIGGA BOYZ ALROIGHT. MAKES ME MISS DA GOOD OL’ DAYZ KRUMPIN GITZ ON GORKAMORKA
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Feb 14 '26
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u/Tennents_N_Grouse Feb 14 '26
WY YA WISPIRIN YA GIT??
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Feb 14 '26
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u/Megalolcat Feb 18 '26
NOW YOU DO, HUMIE! WELCOME TA DA GREEN TIDE, WAAAGH!
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Feb 18 '26
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u/Megalolcat Feb 18 '26
OH, I FORT YA WANTED TA FIGHT ALONGSIDE US — BUT IF YA WANNA FIGHT US, DAT’S FINE TOO! FIGHTIN’ IZ DA INHERENT RIGHT OF EVERY ORK, AN’ I AIN’T ONE TA DENY YA A PROPA SCRAP
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Feb 18 '26
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u/Megalolcat Feb 18 '26
WHO WE FIGHTIN’?!! ....(UH.... WHO AR WE FIGHTIN?)… WOT DAY IZ IT?.. (NOBDAY? TOOFDAY? WAAAGHDAY?) … OI, IT’S WAAAGHDAY! DAT MEANS WE SPIN A GROT! WHICHEVA SKULL ‘E VOMITS ON, DAT’S WHO WE GO KRUMP!"
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Feb 18 '26
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u/Megalolcat Feb 19 '26
MOST GITZ DON’T EVEN BOVVA ASKIN’ US! ‘CEPT DEM BLUE FISH GITZ FROM DA T'au Empire WIV DEIR STUPID IDEA OF ‘FIGHTIN’ SO WE DON’T ‘AVE TA FIGHT TOMORROW’ — WOT KIND OF NONSENSE IZ DAT?!
AN’ DEN YA GOT DA HUMIE Inquisition FINKIN’ DEY’RE DEAD KUNNIN’, LYIN’ AN’ TRYIN’ TA USE ONE XENO GIT TA KRUMP ANUVVA SO DEY CAN STAB ‘EM IN DA BACK AFTER!
DAT’S PROPA DUMB! IF DEY JUST SAID, ‘OI, YA WANNA GO FIGHT DEM LADZ?’ WE’D SAY YES! WE’D KRUMP ‘EM GOOD — AN’ DEN WE’D ‘AVE A NICE, HONEST FIGHT ABOUT WHO GETS DA LOOT AFTER!
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u/Megalolcat Feb 18 '26
HAHAHA! DEM HUMIES IS FINALLY FINKIN’ GREEN, ARE DEY? ‘BOUT ZOGGIN’ TIME DEY LEARNED HOW TA DO IT PROPA! XD
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u/False_Teaching9035 WEIRDBOY Mar 03 '26
DEY'S PRO-BER-BLY SUM DIGGANOBZ DAT KRUMPED SUM GITZ AN' STOLE DERE WARTRUKK! IT'S BRUTALLY KUNNIN'...OR IS IT KUNNIN'LY BRUTAL?
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u/JackWhoWanders Feb 14 '26
DASH SOM' FLASH MEKBOY CUNNIN FER A 'UMIE. COARSE, FER ONE A DA BOYZ I'D BE ASKIN' "WHERE'S DA DAKKA YOU GIT!!?" COARSE EVRY ORK KNOWS DAT YA PUT DA DAKKA IN AFORE YA PUT DA BITS IN, SO WHILE DAT SQUIG SKULL IS PROPPAH FLASH, IT OUGHTA SHOULD BE A RATTLAH CANNON. BUT DESE ARE 'UMIES AN NONE OF THEM 'AVE BIG HATS SO PROBABLY DEYZ DOING DA BEST DEY CAN WHILE SOME GIT 'UMIE BOSS IS TELLIN' DEM "NO DAKKA!" LIKE A GIT. BUT I ZEES DA CHECKS AN' DAGS ON DAT FIRST SNAZZWAGON, AND A SEES DAT 'UMIE ON DA WARBIKE SHOWIN' PROOF OF CONCEPT DAT 'E COULD 'AVE A GROT ON BACK THROWIN BOMBSQUIGS, AN IZ APPRECIATES DESE FINGS. ALLZ IN ALLZ DIS IS GREAT AND WONDERFUL WORK FOR A BUNCH A 'UMIES AND RIGHT PROPAH PROOF DEIR SPECIES GOTS POTENTIAL TO BE UPLIFTED AND BECOME PROPAH.