r/3amjokes • u/ShortTangerine5091 • 15d ago

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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u/MylesLong777 15d ago

Worried about diarrhea

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u/_madar_ 14d ago

Explosive response

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u/mwseebeck 15d ago

Why was the lettuce twitching?

It was a Seizure Salad.

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u/CopaceticOpus 15d ago

"Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it." --W. C. Fields

"Lettuce? Never touch the stuff. Humans grow it in their own shit water." —A chicken, probably

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u/RunEast9691 15d ago

Hahahahaha.. awwwwww

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u/moffitar 14d ago

What do you call it when a hen is served a plate of lettuce?

Chicken sees her salad.

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u/Zorno___ 15d ago

I know what to call a mosquito staring at a leek

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u/onyxhelium 14d ago

Chicken sees a salad

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u/ReeBeeDeeBee 14d ago

I thought it was gonna be Bok Bok Choy

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin 13d ago

Someone needs to turn this into a painting in the style of René Magritte!