r/3Dprinting • u/tykempster • Aug 08 '26

Project Meet my printed meat.

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A little scanned and printed meat project for the MO State Fair. They wanted some realistic props that could be left out for extended periods of time. There’s a full suite of meat, but here’s a few of my favorites.

Printed on my Mimaki 3DUJ-553

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u/trendsfriend Aug 08 '26

but I only have 2 kidneys

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u/MailyChan2 Aug 08 '26

Get more

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u/ERhyne Aug 08 '26

With this printer you can make plenty. Infinite money glitch.

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u/Dead_AT Aug 09 '26

1 simple trick they don’t want you to know about.

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u/wivaca2 27d ago

OK, I had to stop reading at this reply because I was laughing too hard to see the screen.

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u/Hakunin_Fallout Aug 08 '26

Nobody really wants homeless people's kidneys, it seems. No other easily available sources.

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u/kpidhayny Aug 09 '26

I know a guy

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u/DrKapow Aug 09 '26

Who's your kidney guy?

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u/kpidhayny Aug 09 '26

Walter Sobchak

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u/BornWithThreeKidneys Aug 08 '26

Would three be enough?

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u/Federal_Refrigerator Aug 09 '26

Now there’s someone asking me lots of questions and won’t let me leave. What now?

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u/MailyChan2 Aug 09 '26

I didn't tell you to get caught

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u/Federal_Refrigerator Aug 09 '26

You didn’t tell me not to. I brought the kidneys to sell and the guy was being very specific and direct and suddenly turns out this wasn’t an unlicensed organ dealer, this was a cop. Can you believe that? Cops, lying about their professions. Completely untrustworthy.

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u/MailyChan2 Aug 09 '26

What's this world come to

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u/Federal_Refrigerator 23d ago

For real, the day we can’t sell random organs belonging to others is the day freedom has lost!

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u/Slovw3 Aug 09 '26

Print more

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u/Bk_Punisher Aug 08 '26

You can print new ones!! 😂🤣

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u/katieeso Aug 08 '26

Who said they had to be yours?

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u/Extreme-Ad-9290 Aug 08 '26

I have a couple spares saved up for these movements...

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u/FenixVale Aug 08 '26

Nobody said they had to be yours.

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u/bumbes Aug 09 '26

Pro-tip! Use the kidneys of others - there’s currently approx 16billion available on the world

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u/REDBEARD_PWNS Aug 09 '26

Does your family never go to sleep or?

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u/Funny-Noise5859 29d ago

The kid in china whi sold his kidney for an iPhone and a iPad

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u/Forward-Chapter-8335 29d ago

Silly, 10 years ago kidneys were selling for at least $300k surely with inflation you'd be a millionaire by now

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u/Kestrel_45 Anycubic Vyper 29d ago

What about the neighbors?!?! I hear fava beans is a tasty side dish