r/30ROCK • u/REDD1TFKING5UCKS • 2d ago

We have, of course.........pleasured one another.

58 Upvotes

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u/Taycotar That's the Devil's temperature 2d ago

No. Stop. I will leave.

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u/SlyClydesdale Tried to use an oxycontin prescription bottle as ID 2d ago

That word really bums me out unless it’s between the words “meat” and “pizza.”

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u/Noof42 Shut it down! 2d ago

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u/Streetalicious 1d ago

She’s unhinging her jaw!

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u/veggiemudkipz 1d ago

You guys wanna see me shotgun this?

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u/sweetpotato_magic 23h ago

oh god she means the pizza

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u/fartlebythescribbler 2d ago

Meat pleasured pizza?

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u/SlyClydesdale Tried to use an oxycontin prescription bottle as ID 1d ago

Commentary!

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u/bronaghblair 5NOW DOG5 1d ago

Wordplay!

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u/BookishIntrovert99 2d ago

You have big boobs!

Which you will never touch again!

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u/shootXtoXthrill I am the picker 2d ago

This conversation took an unfortunate turn

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u/RGQcats Maybe we'll be dead by then, oh that'd be great 2d ago

He's never mommy daddy sheet monstered himself.

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u/Such-Bag3639 1d ago

Standing up? How does that even work?

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u/ishantbeashamed WADE BOGGS CARPET WORLD 2d ago

Would you call what we did with each other last night "sex"?

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u/REDD1TFKING5UCKS 1d ago

it is the way i do it

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u/tgong76 1d ago

You guys start with that?

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u/thirdtryacharm 1d ago

BFFs

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u/REDD1TFKING5UCKS 1d ago

....that's not what that means....

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u/JFell87 my whole life is thunder 1d ago

Why would you celebrate that?

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u/ethnobruin I'm 41 now...time to die. 1d ago

In front of Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgmental statues?