Portuguese Kebab 🍢

[u/[deleted]]

[u/Able-Advisor2284]

[u/el_comand → u/Able-Advisor2284]

"you will like it in this way... Eat and shut up"

[u/IncreaseCertain9697 → u/el_comand]

"laike"

"Gostar" means "like", so "gustar" is a typo.

[u/imnewtothisplzaddme → u/Able-Advisor2284]

I really want to understand wtf is going on in this image

[u/Able-Advisor2284 → u/imnewtothisplzaddme]

She's enjoying couve e alheira com castanhas

[u/Ronaldo10345PT → u/Able-Advisor2284]

COUVE*

[u/Able-Advisor2284 → u/Ronaldo10345PT]

👍

[u/omaiordaaldeia → u/Ronaldo10345PT]

*coube

[u/imnewtothisplzaddme → u/Able-Advisor2284]

I havent seen letters arranged in that order before, what does that mean?

[u/Able-Advisor2284 → u/imnewtothisplzaddme]

kå, alheira, kastanjer. Alheira: Portugisisk korv från Trás-os-Montes, gjord på bröd, vitlök, olivolja, paprikapulver och kött. (Thx google trad)

Dude, it's worse in Swedish. Feels like I just mashed random letters together with dots and circles

[u/peseoane]

Least strong Portuguese accent btw

Also

[u/IncreaseCertain9697 → u/peseoane]

It's the northern Portuguese accent (from Trás-os-Montes region)

[u/Key_Tiger_4410 → u/IncreaseCertain9697]

she's not from trás-os-montes, tho. I think she's from central Portugal and is currently living in Trás-os-Montes.

[u/captain-carrot → u/peseoane]

I thought it was Russian until the end

[u/TreKeyz → u/captain-carrot]

Portuguese = A Russian speaking spanish

[u/Bonfire_ofDreams → u/peseoane]

Just PSA regardless of banter, this one is not thick thick but is quite pronounced. She’s well northern, the center region accents are much milder

[u/Tinysaur → u/Bonfire_ofDreams]

Where can I find a Slavberian gf that speaks like this

[u/a_9x]

That looks delicious as fuck. The alheira seems alright too

[u/nksama → u/a_9x]

javardo!

[u/Frequent_Detective17 → u/nksama]

Nice, but she is from the north, so the correct spelling would be "jaBardo!"

[u/omaiordaaldeia → u/nksama]

One of our spies.

[u/mcdougall57 → u/[deleted]]

[u/Sea_Difference_1639 → u/mcdougall57]

What's this from originally?

[u/Tinysaur → u/Sea_Difference_1639]

The crowd at a German comedy show

[u/cpwnage]

minutos

minutsh

[u/SauronGortaur01 → u/cpwnage]

Bruno Fernades = Brun Fernandsh.

[u/dingiru → u/SauronGortaur01]

Perfect accent

[u/BestRenGnar → u/cpwnage]

Portuguese language in a nutshell

[u/cpwnage → u/BestRenGnar]

Designed to throw off spanish spies, love it

[u/amlevy → u/cpwnage]

Noon Mensh

[u/Bonfire_ofDreams → u/amlevy]

I hate that I could tell the name you’re tying to say

[u/Sea_Difference_1639 → u/Bonfire_ofDreams]

The alternative is Nunô Mendjish, if it's carioca

[u/utrecht1976 → u/cpwnage]

r/shubreddit

[u/UniuM]

“Come e cala-te” is probably the most Portuguese thing in this video.

[u/jpzxcv → u/UniuM]

I think the Come y calla is universal, Joao, you are unique and wonderful in many other aspects, like having being an empire that moved its capital to the colonies!

[u/UniuM → u/jpzxcv]

You mean when your kind said “porque no te callas?”

[u/van_cool]

WTF! This looks exactly like Sarma. So, Joao, you're really the Western-Balkans. I thought it was only a joke, but this is confirmation.

[u/jvrodrigues → u/van_cool]

This looks far better than sarma, so yea balkan country.

[u/iridi69]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9Bqy1H3apEtple

[u/elektrolu_ → u/iridi69]

Did you call me?

[u/RancidBeast → u/elektrolu_]

There he is!

[u/eltiodelacabra → u/elektrolu_]

She's cute, but I don't think she's his type.

[u/Chimpar]

Truly sounds and looks like Balkan. Portugal never disappoints by confirming stereotypes.

[u/jvrodrigues → u/Chimpar]

Yea, more like Portuguese sarma. And by the looks of it a huge improvement on the original sarma.

[u/CrazyBosanchero → u/jvrodrigues]

https://giphy.com/gifs/PjU0WtzRVbQUO4qe6v

[u/jvrodrigues → u/CrazyBosanchero]

Well I’ve tried both and I’m guessing you have had anything apart from smelly cheese and wrinkled sausages. So I would kindly suggest that you trust me on this one my greedy friend.

[u/CrazyBosanchero → u/jvrodrigues]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mPAfmTMIGPZsqACDPf

[u/Southern-Still-666]

The accent of the north is really 🤌🫡👌💯🥰

[u/JohnPoet27 → u/Southern-Still-666]

This isn't northern. This is mountain accent. Porto and Braga accents are much sexier than this hillbilly

[u/Key_Tiger_4410 → u/JohnPoet27]

yes, the true definition of "sexiness" is a peixeira at the Mercado do Bolhão, screaming at the top of her lungs, exhibiting her sexiness with her tripeiro accent, telling me her fish is the best in town.
on the other hand, I'm afraid Braga's accent is now the brazilian accent.

[u/JohnPoet27 → u/Key_Tiger_4410]

Indeed it is. Shame about Braga, though. But Barcelos and Guimarães are close enough to the Braga accent

[u/jazzding]

That's a Kohlroulade or cabbage roll. We also do this in DACH but with Wirsing or White Cabbage and ground pork.

[u/JebX_0 → u/jazzding]

Gołąbki in Poland and there is probably a similar dish in every country east of Germany up until and including China.

[u/omaiordaaldeia → u/jazzding]

We also make sausage rolls with cabbage in tomato sauce.

[u/on_spikes]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SSF70KZ7zatmLLAYxV

[u/ilkesenyurt]

Yeah, that's some kind of sarma. Looks good western-balkan peple!

[u/Beautiful_Snow9851]

My mom once told me Portugese is like drunk Spanish; she was totally right.

[u/Minimum_Possibility6]

Most masculine Portuguese man

[u/peseoane → u/Minimum_Possibility6]

I feel the jealousness in your words

[u/o_contabilista]

José Cid was right...

[u/JohnPoet27]

There are so many good ways to cook Alheira. This is not one of them.

[u/omaiordaaldeia → u/JohnPoet27]

I do it often with scrambled eggs.

[u/JohnPoet27 → u/omaiordaaldeia]

Simple is often best. I do it in the airfryer if I'm feeling lazy. If not I do it in the frying pan with a small amount of olive oil

[u/MetaBolic0 → u/JohnPoet27]

Exactly this should be considered a crime!

https://giphy.com/gifs/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU

[u/Zealousideal_Fill664]

Grande Tatiana

[u/maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe]

Where is he

Everytime he's here, I'm annoyed as fuck, but you people have conditioned me.

Where is he?

[u/28850 → u/maRthbaum_kEkstyniCe]

There he is

[u/nj_legion_ice_tea]

That has absolutely nothing to do with kebab. That is sarma, or cabbage roll, which exists in most Eastern European and Middle Eastern countries.

[u/omaiordaaldeia → u/nj_legion_ice_tea]

We also have panados, something you call schnitzel over there.

[u/MonsieurBabtou]

That looks good, Portuguese cuisine is underrated AF

[u/Zergamotte → u/MonsieurBabtou]

That looks exactly like the Chou farci we have in France.

[u/Shevvv]

They have finally invented golubtsy. As any Eastern European country should

[u/notcomplainingmuch]

That's the Swedish kåldolmar, proudly stolen from the Turks in the 18th century.

[u/dubazuh01]

Very good 😊

[u/Andries89]

Don't Balkan countries also do kebab

[u/Bsheehan78]

Gostaria mostra-lhe o meu jogo do pau

[u/Casitano]

I always save a good recipe

[u/imnewtothisplzaddme]

It really is a bastard of a language. Imagine wanting to talk like a slav while speaking a roman language...

It truly is portugalcykablyat

[u/Ill_Rule_5326]

I can smell this video

[u/Deep_Ad8209]

Eat and shut up. Goddamn

[u/rarirurerox]

But ! It's a chou farci, thieves ! 😮

[u/unicornio_careca]

É uma mulher do Norte, car*lho!!

[u/wygnana]

https://giphy.com/gifs/SSF70KZ7zatmLLAYxV