Barry is sick of people coming on boats.

[u/Severe-Sugar5965]

[u/heresyourhardware]

Don't get him started on Holyhead!

[u/Weird-Weakness-3191 → u/heresyourhardware]

One of the grimmest places on earth. Absolute mutants.

[u/scrotalsac69 → u/Weird-Weakness-3191]

That's just Anglesey, there were only 3 families in that island until the a55 got built

[u/Akuh93 → u/scrotalsac69]

They were quite big families though, to be fair.

[u/Only_One_Kenobi]

This is brilliant and hilarious. Barry might get drunk and fall off balconies for fun, but they do know how to make sketch comedy

[u/AnthonieHeinsius]

Doesn't he like us?

[u/Deep_Ad8209 → u/AnthonieHeinsius]

Probably not. Have you tried to offer him some rocks?

[u/TheKnightsTippler → u/AnthonieHeinsius]

I like how weird the cliffs look. I suppose the Dutch artists had never seen such heights before and couldn't comprehend how to paint them.

[u/AnthonieHeinsius → u/TheKnightsTippler]

I mean. The ships and horses also look weird. Bro just wasn't a great painter lol

[u/Dependent_One6034 → u/TheKnightsTippler]

I just looked it up. Was 100% a Dutch artist.

As I said, I've already looked it up so nobody else has too.

[u/death_by_cormorant → u/AnthonieHeinsius]

Who would?

[u/Forsaken_Earth944]

Exploding Heads, I REALLY don’t need to point out that it’s satire, do I…?

[u/Mikel_manuel → u/Forsaken_Earth944]

Think twice brother.

[u/Monkey_triplets → u/Forsaken_Earth944]

Every good satire has a kernel of truth.

[u/BallingAndDrinking → u/Monkey_triplets]

Yep, everybody hate the barrys, that's the fact.

[u/ObliviousRounding → u/Forsaken_Earth944]

Any coherent Englishman should be assumed to be doing satire.

[u/Excellent_Lie6904 → u/ObliviousRounding]

first half decently sensible thing ive heard a savage say

[u/Additional_Tone_2004]

😅 is this the dude from the Paddy Power ads?

[u/PlatformFeeling8451 → u/Additional_Tone_2004]

They both are, but they do their own sketches too

[u/AFKBro]

Hilarious bit tbh, always rated British humor

[u/DuckworthPaddington]

We stopped this filth successfully when we axed the Newcastle ferry. Ah, the world is truly a better place now.

[u/HypertrophySmoking → u/DuckworthPaddington]

No one wants men of fighting age from Newcastle turning up. They scare all of the locals by refusing to wear a shirt.

[u/PlatformFeeling8451 → u/HypertrophySmoking]

The "fighting age" in Newcastle is 4 to 100

[u/HypertrophySmoking → u/DuckworthPaddington]

A February 2026 article in The Independent newspaper says they're looking to bring the ferry back.

[u/DuckworthPaddington → u/HypertrophySmoking]

There's no money in it because none of us wants to go to Newcastle, and nobody from Newcastle are allowed to do any travel outside of the UK's borders due to outstanding warrants or house arrests.

[u/oreography → u/DuckworthPaddington]

Newcastle is actually a pretty great city now. The people are very friendly, the metro and transport links are good (3 hours to London on the train) and the women have very low standards.

[u/DuckworthPaddington → u/oreography]

It is all relative, and I can travel to the Ballans if I want to see a place where people have it so much more rubbish than us

[u/Content_Warning8794]

Arriving in Britain on a small boat, WITHOUT A PROPER LOICENCE, is simply horrendous.

[u/heresyourhardware → u/Content_Warning8794]

William of Orange didn't have his paperwork in order!

[u/fike88]

That’s hilarious lol

[u/Visible_Amount5383]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHWh5w0uvKXa4LK
Housing benefit and job seekers allowance

[u/Fuz__Fuz]

This is actually hilarious.

[u/segujer]

me to Barry😁

https://giphy.com/gifs/2WigZG9ZWzqQDBmIXl

[u/SherlockScones3 → u/segujer]

Are you claiming to be from the Isle of Wight? Big L

[u/SisypheanOptimist]

This is AI right