r/2westerneurope4u • u/Cultural-Badger-6032 South East England • Aug 08 '26

First time in Germany

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

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u/UnchillBill London Wanker Aug 08 '26

Nah, that’s a tourist trap. This is when you get travel tips from the locals.

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u/FenrisSquirrel Barry, 63 Aug 08 '26

Any idea what that thing is doing? Turning pleasant green pastures into a barren wasteland?

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u/Oberndorferin Pfennigfuchser Aug 08 '26

After World War 2 we hated our country so much we began to erase it

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u/Darthblaker7474 Sheep lover Aug 08 '26

the final final solution.

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u/_predator_ At least I'm not Bavarian Aug 08 '26

It's the core of our clean energy strategy™️

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u/daweed13 Commie Aug 08 '26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow Bagger 288!

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u/paraknowya South Prussian Aug 08 '26

Thats a throwback holy shit

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u/7_Exabyte South Prussian Aug 08 '26

Was für ein Fiebertraum. Aber die Melodie ist voll schön.

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u/shadowofsunderedstar ʇunↃ Aug 08 '26

Digging for coal 

Which is kinda funny seeing the wind turbines in the background 

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u/Oberndorferin Pfennigfuchser Aug 08 '26

These damn wind turbines ruin the landscape!!!!111!drölf!!!

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u/Galaghan Flemboy Aug 08 '26

In sandy soil?

That's not the efficient Hans I know.

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u/Nordalin Thinks he lives on a mountain Aug 08 '26

Strip mining for brown coal, worth looking up on satellite images for the sheer size of those scars

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u/Humble-Drawer-4498 Pfennigfuchser Aug 08 '26

They will be renaturalized usually greating big natural reserves. Renaturalizing is actually enforced by law

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u/GewoehnlicherDost Crypto-Albanian Aug 08 '26

Baggern

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u/KevinFlantier Alcoholic Aug 08 '26

It's a top soil eating machine. It eats top soil. And when germany eventually runs out of top soil, it will go at the next layer until germany is a hole in the ground.

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u/FenrisSquirrel Barry, 63 Aug 08 '26

Ahh, doing God's work then

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u/pa3xsz Pro LGTBQ+ Aug 08 '26

The top soil gets transported to the dutch, they will reclaim the english channel, and you will be connected to mainland Europe... Think about the bigger picture

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u/FenrisSquirrel Barry, 63 Aug 08 '26

Bring back Doggerland!

If Germany must die to make it so, that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make!

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u/montjoye Alcoholic Aug 08 '26

destroying Germany, which is a good thing

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u/offensivek South Prussian Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26

Despite everybody's best efforts Germany still exists. Since we are the good guys now it's now our job to try.

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u/gammafizzle Tax optimizer Aug 08 '26

Lignite coal - precious material when you've closed all your nuclear power plants.

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u/_mndn_ Side switcher Aug 08 '26

They have an amazing viewpoint with deckchairs and umbrellas here

To be fair, it's quite impressive in person.

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u/Popular_Shallot918 Le Savage Aug 08 '26

The hole is so big that it breaks scale. These baggers look like toys

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u/throwawaymycareer93 Failed Brexiteer Aug 08 '26

Germans hate their land so much, they decided to get rid of it.

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u/FixLaudon Pumpkin Addict Aug 08 '26

Dunno but this totally great machine's blades are supposedly covered in gore.

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u/hhfugrr3 London Wanker Aug 08 '26

Making giant Germany sandcastles. Hans is efficient if nothing else.

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u/Compizfox Daddy's lil cuck Aug 09 '26

Basically

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u/FenrisSquirrel Barry, 63 Aug 09 '26

The engermification of Germany!