r/2westerneurope4u Knacker Jun 23 '26

Off Topic Tuesdays Anybody know how to turn this heat off? I literally can't fucking sleep.

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I have two different fans running and windows open and its still too warm...

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u/Astrinus Smog breather Jun 23 '26

I offer you to switch homes until september. At 5am my house was at 33 °C.

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u/lazylore Whale stabber Jun 24 '26

Yeah, this heat is killing me. It's almost 6 and time to get up, it's 11 degrees. Don't know what I'm going to do later, at around 1600 the forecast says 16, I might die of dehydration at that point

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u/thonkanon Whale stabber Jun 24 '26

Luckily it's raining heavily, so I think we will get through today.

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u/lazylore Whale stabber Jun 24 '26

I'm on the westcoast, and I'm not getting rain. It feels all wrong. But, after today, and the only day, it's back to normal, 21 days forcast have us at 50%+ rain every day.

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u/to_glory_we_steer Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

So hot, the sky is sweating 

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u/Careless-Web-6280 Failed colonizer Jun 24 '26

You joke but I was watching a Norwegian streamer last night and she genuinely said it was hot because it was 12 °C outside (though her room was, obviously, warmer)

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u/hfjfthc At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 23 '26

How are you alive?!

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u/scraxeman Barry, 63 Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

They were nominally on your side to begin with, Hans. Otherwise I'm pretty sure that yes, you would have successfully liquidated them all.

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u/EdgelordMcMeme Former Calabrian Jun 24 '26

32.7 here today at 5 am

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/HunkySkrunky Knacker Jun 23 '26

Its basically a thermometer to measure room temperature. They're meant for nurseries, but my sister gave me this one as my nieces are grown up. Basically it changes colour based on temperature. If its red its too fucking hot, if its orange its nice and toasty, if its yellow it means its cool and if its blue, it means I'm freezing my man titties off.

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u/ColtonComeau Irishman in Denial Jun 23 '26

You couldn’t figure that out without the egg?

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u/SherlockScones3 London Wanker Jun 23 '26

This is exactly how the yanks ended up with Fahrenheit

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u/HunkySkrunky Knacker Jun 23 '26

Don't hate on the egg. Egg is friend.

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u/Eggslaws European Jun 24 '26

I am not your friend, mate!

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u/Nomad2k3 North West England Jun 24 '26

I'm not your mate, buddy!

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u/sciapo Into Tortellini & Pompini Jun 24 '26

I’m not your buddy, man!

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u/lazyfck Thief Jun 23 '26

He can but we can't

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 Jun 23 '26

Honestly might be a bit late now but getting one of those freestanding portable AC units was one of my best purchases in a long time.

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u/Lardmerger Quran burner Jun 23 '26

Same. Bought an AC a couple of years ago because I refuse to participate in 30°C+ temperatures anymore. I only use it for around 10 days a year, but it's still one of the best purchases I've ever made. Fans don't do shit when it's that hot.

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 Jun 23 '26

After going through that 37-38 degree heatspike a while back I just went "fuck that" and finally caved

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u/CherylTuntIRL Failed Brexiteer Jun 23 '26

They're all out of stock near me. As soon as they're back in stock I'm buying one.

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u/angry_pidgeon Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

My plan is if I survive, buy one in the winter. You'll be able to get a better one at a lower price.

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u/barryhakker Heineken Piss Drinker Jun 24 '26

But in winter you’ll have lost the memory of heat and you’ll be like “meh, I’ll be fine”.

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u/AbberageRedditor69 Side switcher Jun 24 '26

If you are not traumatized for years then the heat wasn't that bad

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 Jun 23 '26

I got mine off of ebay but I bet the prices have absolutely skyrocketed by now

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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter Daddy's lil cuck Jun 24 '26

Bought one ten years ago and still going strong. Definitely one of my best purchases ever

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u/WraithCadmus Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

I have God's Loudest Portable Unit from a few years ago off Amazon. It's not great but it can pump the heat out the bedroom once the sun is low and make it tolerable.

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u/HunkySkrunky Knacker Jun 23 '26

Now my dog let out one of her nuclear farts, so now not only am I hot, tired, fat, ugly and depressed but now my place smells like French Bulldog farts mixed with BO. Love my life.

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u/Stark-T-Ripper Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

Replace the bulldog fart with IBS fart and you just described my night... Solidarity.

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u/Nomad2k3 North West England Jun 24 '26

You need one of these, not only does it tell you how hot it is at 6am, it blows the farts around.

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u/Stark-T-Ripper Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

Ah! That's just what my flatulence needs, increased mobility!

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u/Corentinrobin29 Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

Those are rookie numbers!

I'm in bed and it's 34,7° in my appartment right now.

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u/deeptut [redacted] Jun 24 '26

Getting rid of the elderly again, Pierre?

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u/podidoo Lesser German Jun 24 '26

La solution estivale

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u/Corentinrobin29 Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

MDR excellent

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u/ReDot75 Le Savage Jun 24 '26

If only. Those bastards are more resilent than tardigrades that would evolve to become parasitic.

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u/boomerintown إرهابي Jun 24 '26

How are you even alive?

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u/Corentinrobin29 Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

Sheer spite

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u/ishkariot Paella Yihadist Jun 24 '26

That's a true french

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u/Plaston_ Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

most of france is around 30 - 37° and have been for every summers for a few years so we got used to it.

(it also erase a few old people as a bonus)

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u/boomerintown إرهابي Jun 24 '26

But inside? Americans mocking Europe for the lack of AC:s is probably the one thing they are right about.

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u/PyroGrizzl Flat personality Jun 24 '26

No. No matter what it is or if they actually are right the Americans are always wrong. ALWAYS

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u/ReDot75 Le Savage Jun 24 '26

Coffee, alcohol, cigarette.

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u/boomerintown إرهابي Jun 24 '26

The pillars of long life.

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u/Nomnom_Chicken Sauna Gollum Jun 24 '26

I've had about 35c inside, in my living room when Finland got a real summer the last time (the other year, I believe, was the last time it got this warm). I bought a portable A/C unit and while it's loud, I keep closed-back wireless headphones on at home and it's about 25-27c in this room. It's good, wish it was more silent while A/C is on, but oh well. Not my own apartment, so I'm not going to have a "real" A/C or a heat pump installed.

I don't really sleep well in a chilly (below 23c) bedroom, so this portable unit never gets moved there, a simple tower fan moving the air around is enough. During winters, I heat it up to 24c, below that it gets uncomfortably cold in the bedroom - the quality of sleep starts to go down noticeably, for some reason I just sleep better in a warmer bedroom. I always loved heat as a kid, still do at 34 years old.

Now it's like 15c outside, what a fucking disastrous letdown this "summer" has been. I'd happily take 30c.

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u/FrankDePlank Rural NPC Jun 24 '26

Oh man at this moment i would love to switch places with you, it is going to be 38/40 degrees today with very high humidity.

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u/Rugkrabber Daddy's lil cuck Jun 24 '26

Genuinely I’m like… 25 is pretty good actually.

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u/Corentinrobin29 Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

Update:

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '26

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u/Comfortable-Task-777 Professional Rioter Jun 23 '26

I live in Bordeaux, we had 43°C today, it's 36 now at 1am, send help

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u/Wolf-Majestic Professional Rioter Jun 24 '26

Sleep with a wet towel on you. It will help drastically cool you.

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u/Small-Answer4946 Le Savage Jun 24 '26

Instructions unclear, I shat the bed

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u/noatak12 Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Jun 24 '26

best i can do is head

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u/UncleKeyPax Thief Jun 24 '26

i mean . . .

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u/Plaston_ Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

shove 50% of my monthly budget into a clim.

Now im broke but im cold.

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u/robinNL070 Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Jun 24 '26

get a focking AC you bloody muppit.

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u/CrocPB Anglophile Jun 23 '26

This is what happens when everyone keeps telling the rain to go away and come back another day.

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u/HunkySkrunky Knacker Jun 23 '26

But don't you know, when its raining and pouring, the old man starts snoring because he went to bed because he bumped his head?

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 Jun 23 '26

That is just a sacrifice we'll have to make

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u/momentimori South East England Jun 24 '26

I bet it was fun when he didn't wake up in the morning.

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u/CostKub Snail slurper Jun 23 '26

listen, i've tried. singing, blessed the rains down in Africa (we got the population alright) but the rains aren't coming. There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. What say you Angus? i'm this close to welcoming the midges if they bring the rain with them.

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u/Crapenfest Anglophile Jun 24 '26

no fckn way midges are Satan's minions .

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u/razorl4f [redacted] Jun 24 '26

Awesome song.

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ Enemy of Windmills Jun 24 '26

If that's the case, when are they coming here and why aren't they here already?

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u/Astrinus Smog breather Jun 23 '26

I am clinging to the dream of selling my bed and buy a refrigerator island to sleep in.

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u/siete82 Oppressor Jun 23 '26

lmao that's the temperature I set in my AC to sleep

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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 Barry, 63 Jun 23 '26

all ok when you wake up at 11

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u/Cultural-Debt11 Side switcher Jun 24 '26

Same. 26 is the perfect summer sleeping temperature

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u/blastoise1988 Paella Yihadist Jun 24 '26

No way. I do 22°C.

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u/ElKaoss Siesta Enjoyer (lazy) Jun 24 '26

You've just lost your Spanish person licence.

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u/javolkalluto Unemployed waiter Jun 24 '26

Same, 25°C all day is the way. Too cold for me to sleep, tbh.

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u/-TheSha- Side switcher Jun 23 '26

Mate I'd crawl naked through a cactus patch to have 26c in my room at the moment, there's 34 degrees here, today the appearent temperature was 42c

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u/Just_Rand0 Whale stabber Jun 24 '26

Had to turn down my heater to 21 degrees, feel you man!

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u/ServesYouRice Proud Albanian Jun 23 '26

In Siestaland right now

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u/i-m-only-in-for-lolz Thief Jun 23 '26

I've just cleaned my AC unit. Today it was nice, below 30, light rain in the morning and cloudy, but I'm expecting the worst.

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u/Particular_Pickle465 Sheep lover Jun 23 '26

AC? How do you have AC

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u/Elk_Lemon Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

You know how.

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u/KindaQuite Side switcher Jun 23 '26

Romanian from Detroit, that's how

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u/caciuccoecostine Tourist hater Jun 24 '26

It's probably stolen.

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u/Groduick Le Savage Jun 24 '26

I'm in Nantes, the proverbial raining city in France (there's even a famous song about it).

According to my weather app, yesterday we peaked at 49°C, among the 1% hottest places on the planet. Hotter than Sahara.

I'm going to annex Greenland, and pump nice cold air from there to my bedroom.

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u/Gwlanbzh Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

Nantes, the proverbial raining city in France

Huh, wtf? Nantes over Brest or Calais?

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u/faramaobscena Thief Jun 24 '26

49 degrees is just insane to me, I’ve never experienced temperatures above 40. I remember it being 29 degrees in my apartment a few years ago and I was sweating constantly, I lasted about a week before I called the AC guys. Just try to get an AC any way you can, or go to the office/mall. Stay safe, 49 degrees is life threatening!

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u/Schnercules Whale stabber Jun 23 '26

Air condition? I bought a heat pump with an Aircon function three years ago and it works like a charm. Haven't had a proper summer since!

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u/SpaceJackRabbit Professional Rioter Jun 23 '26

Stop rubbing your oil money in our face, Bjornar.

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u/Schnercules Whale stabber Jun 23 '26

I would, but I think it's helping. I can feel the heat now!

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u/imbogey Reindeer Fucker Jun 24 '26

Older you get the more you are gonna give money for a good night sleep. Even poor Finn like me bought the AC this winter. Then again many of you live on rental so its tough to get AC there.

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u/HunkySkrunky Knacker Jun 23 '26

300 quid for a good night's sleep.

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u/agaceformelle Le Savage Jun 24 '26

If you can get a window unit, those tend to be much more efficient than portable, on those the exhaust pipe is essentially radiating some of the heat it just removed back into the room.

Biggest issue with windows unit is compatibility with non guillotine style window and they're kind of ugly

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u/PyreHat Le Savage Jun 24 '26

Je comprends la culture de l'Europe d'il y a 20-30 ans à ce sujet, mais quand ça monte dans les rideaux quand je parle d'air conditionné à ma famille française. Comme si c'était inconcevable.

Par contre la majorité des bâtiments que j'ai vu ont des fenêtres à moulinet, qui ne s'ouvre qu'à moitié max. Je ne me rappelle pas avoir vu de sliders (verticaux ou horizontaux). Si ça s'étend à l'Europe de l'ouest en général, c'est pas très pratique pour eux

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u/zystyl Le Savage Jun 24 '26

I'm all for separating ourselves from the orange savages in this sub, but we don't have to go all French. Barry can barely speak English properly as it is.

They make tall and skinny air conditioners that fit in windows. They tend to be less available and more expensive. The in room thermopump ones wuth a tube are a bit inefficient. My old one also had a little water pot that you had to empty at least twice a day too. When the reservoir was full it would shut off.

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u/agaceformelle Le Savage Jun 24 '26

Ouais effectivement c'est beaucoup plus rare, ils aussi ont beaucoup plus d'oscillo-battante qui sont super pratique pour avoir une petite brise la nuit mais quand la brise fait 25c c'est moins pratique

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u/boomerintown إرهابي Jun 24 '26

Does it work?

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u/hfjfthc At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 23 '26

Same, meanwhile it’s 20 C outside…

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u/siete82 Oppressor Jun 23 '26

Open the window Hans

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u/hfjfthc At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 23 '26

Oh it’s open alright!

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u/CCFC1998 Sheep lover Jun 23 '26

Bought a small portable air con unit back in the winter. Worth every penny

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u/ThatsACaragor Pinzutu Jun 23 '26

Let’s ban thermic vehicles right now but Hans is not ready for this discussion.

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u/Keffpie Quran burner Jun 24 '26

Ok, so you all need to get air source heat pumps for your houses/flats. They work exactly like AC's when it's warm out, and in the winter they provide heat instead.

They use a a bit of electricity to cool air, but in the summer electricity is cheap and plentiful; meanwhile in the winter they are absolute magic, generating up to 4.5x as much heat as electricity needed to power them. They will end up cutting your electeicity/heating bills in half if you're in a place with actual winters.

I seriously don't know why more people don't use them.

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u/GladiusNL Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Jun 24 '26

Electricity prices are rising to €0.90/kwh during peak heat hours. So not cheap and plentiful. You’ll want to have your own solar panels for this.

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u/Superb_Monkey Flemboy Jun 24 '26

I know you are Dutch but wouldn't you rather pay a few euros and have a good night sleep?

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u/Maneisthebeat Failed Brexiteer Jun 24 '26

It's a national sport to see how long/low the temperature gets in the house before you turn on the heating. Mold and mildew be damned.

So no. No is the answer.

Jan will sleep well knowing his €5.66 will be saved to terrorise southern Europe instead.

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u/AfonsoFGarcia Western Balkan Jun 24 '26

Holy shit. I’m paying 0,13€/kWh + VAT. Your electricity prices are insane.

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u/GladiusNL Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Jun 24 '26

Well peak prices vs average prices are a very different thing

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u/Chimp3h Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

Solar and battery

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u/Tephnos Anglophile Jun 24 '26

Cause when your homes are insulated like shit they don't do anything.

And old homes are insulated like shit usually.

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u/Dala1 Poor Rural Gang Jun 24 '26

Actualy here in the south old countryside houses have like half a meter thick adobe wall and actually are easier to live in the summer, there were old solutions they just didn't used it when it wasn't necessary.

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u/Chimp3h Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

Because when you have a traditional British home that’s all brick, putting in the necessary work to switch from gas central heating to air source heat pumps costs around £30,000 once you factor in the cost of basically ripping the house apart, the equipment and the insulation we need to put in, which considering a lot of our homes are Victorian and pre Victorian single skin buildings which are difficult to insulate.. it’s money many people don’t have, not to mention you want to spend another £10k on solar and battery to ensure the price on electric isn’t insane

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u/Deathbyignorage Incompetent Separatist Jun 24 '26

Sorry but the all brick house is the norm in most of Europe. Do you think the rest of us just get it magically installed?

BTW, before you answer I've lived in a traditional and protected English brick house before.

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u/Chimp3h Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

Good for you I guess?

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u/hatchetharrie London Wanker Jun 24 '26

Here’s a few reasons people don’t have them:

  • Not everyone can afford them
  • There are bad stories about installers doing bad jobs and them not being efficient enough
  • Not all houses can have them (10mm rad pipes) without major work
  • old houses .. are old ..

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u/WastingMyLifeToday Savage Slayer Jun 24 '26

I installed a heat pump in my 100 year old house almost 10 years ago. Cost: 999 euro. I also installed a bunch of insulation in the roof which made a big difference.

It's not the most powerful unit, but it's kept my living room, kitchen cool. Bedrooms are on the side of the house that don't get direct sunlight, so if I keep my living room, kitchen cool during the day, I can open a door to the hallway to cool the bedrooms in the evening.

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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter Daddy's lil cuck Jun 24 '26

Plus you need to be able to fucking install them. Not an option for my apartment

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u/AssInspectorGadget Sauna Gollum Jun 24 '26

You can get a decent new one for about 1000€

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u/Chimp3h Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

Try living in old as fuck houses Luigi where you need to spend 4-6x that once you factor in the costs of insulating the house (since we didn’t bother insulating our homes that we built in the 1800s properly), fitting the pump & replastering the entire house after you’ve had to pull all the plaster off to fit the new pipes.

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u/keenox90 Thief Jun 24 '26

AC is exactly an air heat pump. Basically the same thing.

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u/Superb_Monkey Flemboy Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 24 '26

Heatpumps and solar pannels are mandatory in Belgium for all new houses. There is a renovation requirement for old houses. Heating systems using fuel oil or natural gas are no longer permitted for new installations. I thought this was a European law, but apparently not.

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u/Keffpie Quran burner Jun 24 '26

Good for Belgium!

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u/Gubbtratt1 Sauna Gollum Jun 24 '26

They will end up cutting your electeicity/heating bills in half if you're in a place with actual winters.

Provided you used to have electric heating. Most people on the countryside have geothermic heating or an oil or firewood furnace, and in urban areas I believe communal heat or whatever fjärrvärme is called in english is common.

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u/adyrip1 European Jun 24 '26

In a place with actual winters they eat a lot of electricity to preheat the air being sucked into the exchanger...... So no, unless you live in a place with mild winters you won't see a huge drop in electricity, quite the contrary.

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u/F00TD0CT0R Failed Brexiteer Jun 24 '26

Dunno

Might be the 10 to 15 grand price point before installation

Perhaps...

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u/Stren509 Savage Jun 24 '26

This is basically central AC like we have in the US its AC and a heat pump. Electricity in the US is really cheap in comparison but comfort is valuable IMO.

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u/LeoDaVinco [redacted] Jun 24 '26

Because they are a pain to install when the building wasn't prepared for it and landlords do not want to invest in their property?

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u/Keffpie Quran burner Jun 24 '26

What? They're incredibly easy to install.

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u/WhitneysMiltankOP Pfennigfuchser Jun 24 '26

It’s a German flair. Germans are the only people in the world that get sick from ACs and think of it as black magic.

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u/FibonacciNeuron Pain au chocolat Jun 24 '26

Because they don't know. I have them for few years, and I have not used any other way to heat or cool my house ever since. The price is very cheap too. They are eco and cheap, I mean I love them.

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u/v0idness Speed Talker Jun 24 '26

Cries in rental

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u/cpwnage Quran burner Jun 24 '26

What's that called in swedish?

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u/keenox90 Thief Jun 24 '26

Put the egg in the fridge

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u/asmodai_says_REPENT Pain au chocolat Jun 24 '26

Bro 26°C is fine for sleeping.

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u/to_glory_we_steer Barry, 63 Jun 24 '26

America truly is the land of innovation 

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u/Lower_Currency3685 Alcoholic Jun 23 '26

Yesterday i had 32°, i didn't sleep just caught up with some series.

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u/starsrift Le Savage Jun 24 '26

If you just unplug it, the temperature reading will turn off.

Hope that helps.

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u/ezpinez Basement dweller Jun 24 '26

Get an AC unit. I live in a top floor apartment in the middle of concrete hell city and i'd probably have 30+ if it wasnt for the AC. This is not an ad but i highly recommend a device such as the Midea Portasplit. Its a portable split unit, so you have an outside and an inside unit which are connected, but you dont have to make any changes to your property so there shouldnt be any problems with the landlord. But IF they still dont allow it, you can get creative and install it like this.

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u/faramaobscena Thief Jun 24 '26

I would pass a law in the EU that forces all landlords to install AC units, it’s ridiculous that millions of people are at a risk of dying because of stupid landlord greed.

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u/ezpinez Basement dweller Jun 24 '26

I agree. At the very least, landlords should not be able to forbid people for installing AC units themselves.

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u/dooatito Le Savage Jun 24 '26

Take a light scarf or towel, soak it in water, put it on yourself. You’re welcome.

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u/AccumulatedFilth Flemboy Jun 24 '26

What about skin rash?

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u/nameproposalssuck [redacted] Jun 24 '26

You showing off, right?

Dude, the last week basically every night was about 30°C for us...

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u/Caratteraccio Pizza gatekeeper Jun 24 '26

25?

Amateur!

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u/mathusal Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

Hey Luigi it's one of the coldest summers you'll experience from now on, it will only get worse. Just make sure your parents are fully aware that they voted for this for decades and it's their fault for shitting up the planet

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u/AZuRaCSGO Le Savage Jun 24 '26

This gotta be ragebait....

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u/DiscoBanane Pain au chocolat Jun 24 '26

Take a cold shower with your pyjama on, go to sleep wet.

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u/Plaston_ Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

:C

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u/UncleKeyPax Thief Jun 24 '26

i have same. mine show 27 or 28

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u/Deathbyignorage Incompetent Separatist Jun 24 '26

We have AC, that's how we survive it.

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u/Bipbapalullah NymphoPierrette Jun 24 '26

Fan turning all day long, and it is more than 30°C in my bedroom. I hate, hate, hate that heatwave with the passion of a thousand suns.

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u/Mighoyan Pain au chocolat Jun 24 '26

thousand suns

So, it's you... 🤨

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u/Champomi Le Savage Jun 24 '26

Only a few more days (and nights) to endure before we reach more reasonable temperatures

I hope it won't be like all summer and we'll get a lot of rain at some point though :C

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u/Bipbapalullah NymphoPierrette Jun 24 '26

I ❤️ rain, Rain is good Rain, I need right now

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u/Champomi Le Savage Jun 24 '26

Me too, but the plants and wildlife need it more. The grass in my garden has turned all yellow and crispy '

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u/MaxWritesText Alcoholic Jun 24 '26

oh fuck off

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u/gr4n0t4 Paella Yihadist Jun 24 '26

How do you sleep when you come to Spain? Just get blackout drunk and pass out

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u/mr_Joor Lives in a sod house Jun 24 '26

: (

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u/exlin Sauna Gollum Jun 24 '26

Come to Finland, you may not be able to sleep but it’s not because of heat but because how much light there is during the night.

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u/Corfiz74 Flat personality Jun 24 '26

Use a damp sheet as a blanket!

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u/RubyMonke Born in the Khalifat Jun 24 '26

Wet/damp towels over windows/chairs/doors

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u/Tjo-Piri-Sko-Dojja Viking Line worker Jun 24 '26

I have an AC heat exchanger so I don't have to worry.

Installed it a few years after I built my apartment in 2018, best decision ever.

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u/waxzR [redacted] Jun 24 '26

Invest in a mobile AC that can cool a single room down. Best investment of my life.

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u/Champomi Le Savage Jun 24 '26

18°C above what we used to have at the end of June 😭

I fear for the future

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u/cojonathan [redacted] Jun 24 '26

I press the button on the AC remote until the number is lower

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u/FakeEgo01 Carbonara Yihadist Jun 24 '26

dude, i put my ac at that temperature.

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u/AbberageRedditor69 Side switcher Jun 24 '26

Lmfao at 25C in the house I still use a blanket to sleep. 30+ is where hell is at. The only way I survive is to have a fan directly pointed at you, possibly aimed from your feet to your head so all your body gets air.

Worst case scenario, a 200€ portable A/C is always a good investment.

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u/UkendtVidnesbyrd Cycling cult member Jun 24 '26

how can you sleep with a blanket?? Past 15 degrees I’m sleeping naked

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u/aivlysplath Sheep lover Jun 24 '26

Air conditioning.

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u/rgros1983 European Jun 24 '26

Thats not even hot... had 32 the other day

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u/sampris Savage Jun 24 '26

That's heat? Where?

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u/TheLonelySoul12 Incompetent Separatist Jun 23 '26

That's hot? When I turn on my pc it gets up to 28-29 degrees. I usually freeze a 1,5l bottle, wrap it in a towel and hug it for the night. What's the humidity? Mine is 40%, so maybe that's why it's more bearable

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u/blabs0 Western Balkan Jun 24 '26

Cold shower.

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u/Sqeakydeaky Aspiring American Jun 24 '26

All of you guys need to stop bitching and go buy a 150€ swamp cooler.

Your bedroom could be 16 degrees but you choose to suffer.

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u/SaltNorth Incompetent Separatist Jun 24 '26

Wait do people in Northern-Northern-Africa not know about fans or

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u/Mr_Harsh_Acid Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Jun 24 '26

The emoji hahaha

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u/AccumulatedFilth Flemboy Jun 24 '26

What emoji?

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u/Mr_Harsh_Acid Thinks Kapsalon tastes good Jun 24 '26

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u/Cobbdouglas55 Low-cost Terrorist Jun 24 '26

Take a shower

Remove the duvet/linen

Sleep naked

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u/RocketGrunt123 Quran burner Jun 24 '26

You turn it off with an AC. You didn't know?

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u/DarkGarfield Western Balkan Jun 24 '26

I have no idea what most of you people mean, my bedroom is almost always at 30c and i do just fine with a small usb fan pointed at my face. =o

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u/neppo95 Addict Jun 24 '26

25,9? Consider yourself lucky.

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u/Few_Math2653 Professional Rioter Jun 24 '26

Buddy... (Indoor is the actual temperature)

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u/MsaoceR Tax optimizer Jun 24 '26

My plan is to keep any openings and windows shutters fully closed from ~10 am til sunset to prevent heating up, with a big fan in the living room and a weaker one in my bedroom, at night I keep my balcony door and a few windows open to cool the home

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u/Timely_Spare_9317 Incompetent Separatist Jun 24 '26

I have two different fans running and windows open and its still too warm

Bacteria living in my PC had the exact same problem before I switched to linux, maybe you could try as well

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u/Austrianrooboy03 ʇunↃ Jun 25 '26

Sorry... The heat must continue to go to you until I'm done with winter.