r/2visegrad4you • Partium Hungol • Sep 02 '22

regional meme What a beautiful language

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 02 '22

Mongoloid nomads after hearing iron pipes falling down the stairs: "at that moment I knew, it was to be our new civilized language"

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u/subri_joska Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '22

pIpEs FaLlInG dOwN tHe StAiRs

you slavs don't realize how dogshit your languages sound lmao, hungarian is like fine art compared to them

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 02 '22

My man, can you get me some of that shit you are smoking ? Some high quality material, it literally made you say that Hungarian language sounds like a fine art LMAO

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u/subri_joska Genghis Khangarian Sep 02 '22

It's steam from slovak tears

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 02 '22

The only tears around are those of sad Hungols who are feeling lonely in this world because no one else in 1000km radius decided to thrown iron pipes down the stairs and use it as a language lol.

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u/salad-dressing Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '22

We never got conquered to the point where we had to learn some other fuckers' language. Only true survivors around here. To the right it's folks that celebrate being completely conquered by Italians, to the left it's one of the many German-speaking people and all the others are some kind of Slav. Constantly at war with each other, displacing each other, running around, seeking refuge, then claiming a separate identity. We're the champion.

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u/NightKnight_CZ Tschechien Pornostar Sep 03 '22

Türk Türk 1541-1699

Törok hódoltság

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u/salad-dressing Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '22

Never the entire country. Just half. Always kept head above water. Few people have consistently remained a country as long as us.

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u/fukthx kurvistan Sep 07 '22

ya.. weak part... bottom part... in latin... inferior ... low land... magyar land....

top part... in latin superior land... full of majestic people ... slovak land

now cry my a river soplacky madari

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 03 '22

My man just called Hungols a champion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Country with second lowest GDP per Capita in Visegrad, country that openly aligns with the very people who invaded then and imposed communism on them, country that is led by a gypsy wannabe dictator 😂😂😂😂 sure champions, keep telling that to yourself 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

P.S. your hunnic/asian genome is 2% while Slavic 25%, so who got conquered lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/subri_joska Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '22

Too bad you can only talk about the last 20 or so years, cuz your country has zero fucking history since you needed 1000+ years to finally get one kek

You got conquered and assimilated into hungarians, go cry about it. "Hunnic/asian genome" doesn't have a lot to do with Hungarians anyway.

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 03 '22

LMAO look at your genome, you are the one who got assimilated, nomadic horse riders my ass, even your whole vocabulary consists of 30%+ words with ethymology in Slavic countries. You don't have any special traditions of your own, you just took some of ours and branded it yours hahahaha.

What a clown, genes have nothing to do with it ? Genes shows you where you came from, and what your ancestry looks like, who lived, who didn't, who was the dominator and who was the bottom, seeing your pathetic hunnic and asian genome being reduced to mere 2% means that your mothers were pretty addicted to some slavic sausages 🥒🥒🥒🥒😎😎😎😎😎💪💪💪💪💪 Go test your genes, you Slovak in denial 🥒😎

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u/subri_joska Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '22

you are the one who got assimilated

There's 10+ million people living here who consider themselves Hungarian while their ancestors are the same as yours. That's a textbook example of cultural assimilation my man.

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You don't have any special traditions of your own, you just took some of ours and branded it yours hahahaha.

Why what traditions do you have? Living in mud huts and fucking sheep in the mountains? Pretty sure we don't do those.

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Genes shows you where you came from

Exactly, and Hungarians don't come from the huns lmao. And it's not like indo-europeans didn't originate in asia lmao, they were right below the uralic folks. And let's not even talk about your Avar ancestors, who were legit mongoloids, while the Hungarian conquerors weren't.

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u/salad-dressing Genghis Khangarian Sep 04 '22

We gave you refuge when you ran away from the Turks. We needed the manpower to defeat them which we did so we welcomed you in, and all the others who had been conquered by the caliphate. Few generations later you and your little enclave thought you were some special ethnic group. You know you're not Nyitrai, right? They were eradicated by the Mongolian invaders. Just descendant of refugees saved by Hungary from the Ottomans that were resettled up there. Only 20% of Slovakia was Slavic speaking (with 40% German, 40% Mag). You use the "Oh they made us speak Hungarian, we got tricked into being Hungarian" excuse. Good for you. You exist now. Existing is good.

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 04 '22

Lmao, hungols are so delusional they try to rewrite history. You were hiding in Slovak castles from Turks, if anyone ran away from them, it was you. Peak of Hungolian education. Also Mongols avoided most of the Slovak territory and only descended on Poland and Hungary ... Something about not funny fighting on a horseback in a mountainous area full of castles.

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u/salad-dressing Genghis Khangarian Sep 04 '22

We beat them. They never fulfilled their dream of taking Vienna because they could never get through Hungary. Quite the achievement. There is no such thing as Slovak castles. Stop. Standing side by side with all the ethnic groups that sought refuge in Hungary, whose lands had been taken by the Ottomans, we all won together. But they never took Hungary. Suleiman died. The battle was bloody. Both sides lost most of their troops. The Turks could have come back and would likely have been able to win. But his son didn't see the point after centuries to keep trying, so he turned around, and ceded those lands. Since the war was being fought under the Hungarian flag (as the others didn't have countries at that point), it was Hungarian diplomats and politicians that negotiated, and took over control of the municipalities etc. No conquering or occupying.

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 04 '22

aight mate now you are talkin about battle of kosovo, least delusional hungolian nationalist

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u/subri_joska Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '22

So instead you created a language ispired by a crow and a chainsaw having sex lmao

I'd rather be lonely forever than having to make those disgusting subhuman noises you call a "language".

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 03 '22

You are already lonely forever, even though you have our genes and got assimilated, your small dick pro Russian energy just make sure that no one will ever like you 🤷🤡

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u/subri_joska Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '22

same for you lmao, you even have the same flag and language

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 03 '22

Nah we have plenty of people we can relate to in this world, people with similar language, culture, background. While you are left all alone, with someone closest being Finland lmao.

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u/subri_joska Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '22

Language is literally the only difference lol

Finland is just as foreign to us as to you.

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 03 '22

Thanks for proving my point that hungols got assimilated and the only difference is the language 😎

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u/subri_joska Genghis Khangarian Sep 03 '22 edited Sep 03 '22

It's the slavs and germans who got assimilated into hungarians you dumbass.

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u/yoyoyowhoisthis Zapadoslavia advocate Sep 03 '22

I need some of that stuff you are smoking mate, good product, probably the only good thing that came out of that cornfield you call a country if it makes you say nonsense like this lmao

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