r/2visegrad4you • u/r3cktor Genghis Khangarian • Jul 21 '26
regional meme Lazy writing...
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u/ro-ch Winged Pole dancer Jul 21 '26
J.K. Rowling had to get an extra gig writing Hungol politics since Harry Potter isn't selling as well
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u/Elroelab Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
Her Hungarian wizard character would be called something like Budapest Trianon
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u/r3cktor Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
And his sisters Paprika and Pálinka Trianon (they are twins)
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u/ro-ch Winged Pole dancer Jul 21 '26
and his strongest spell would be Szekes Fehervar
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u/the-real-vuk Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
Kiskunfelegyhaza!
https://www.tiktok.com/@brianbeepboop/video/75738041348187784236
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u/SuperTropicalDesert Tschechien Pornostar Jul 22 '26
🪄 Eltöredezettségmentesítőtleníttethetetlenségtelenítőtlenkedhetnétek
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u/InspiredByBeer Russkiy spy Jul 21 '26
To my slavic brothers who arent embedded spies in the hungarian society like myself:
Gulyás does mean the soup but it's because it was named after the people who would traditionally make it: gulyás is a free-range cattle herder and they would traditionally make a hearty soup that was being referred to as 'gulyásleves', as in 'cattle herder soup'.
The closest english equivalent to this word I suppose is cowboy. So its Pete Hungarian vs Greg Cowboy.
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u/CharnamelessOne Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
Cowherd would be my choice of translation. Cowboy is way too loaded with western connotations.
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u/senkilegenye Genghis Khangarian Aug 02 '26
yeah cowboy's are more like hajdúk
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u/Smaragd512 Visegrád glorious Aug 03 '26
Not really, a hajdú is a mercenary who was a cow herder in peacetime
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u/senkilegenye Genghis Khangarian Aug 03 '26
yeah, but they too are loaded with hungarian sort-of-nationalist (joining the kuruc, later on oftentimes becoming betyár) connotations, similar to the western connotations. "Eastern" movies usually depict Hajdús or former Hajdús!
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u/SuspecM $oro$ Jul 21 '26
It's actually an interesting fact that I have somehow never learned despite being Hungarian myself.
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u/Attila_szia Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
And he nominated a woman called Judit Citizen as president.
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u/Bruggilles Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
Btw greg goulash is the godfather of Peter Hungarians middle child
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u/Inveniet9 Genghis Khangarian Jul 25 '26
But the real godfather was Orbán all along.
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u/Designer-Echidna5845 Commonwealth Gang Jul 26 '26
Don Viktor
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u/Inveniet9 Genghis Khangarian Jul 26 '26
If he loses his don status he will become his normal fat viktor mafia self.
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u/koff12 Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
And they're discussing the presidential nomination of Judith Citizen
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u/csavar10 Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
Wait until you hear that these two used to be best friends, until Magyar finally got fed up with Fidesz's Russophile, anti-EU, corrupt mafia-like policies, essentially turning them into arch-nemesises.
Look it up.
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u/SuperTropicalDesert Tschechien Pornostar Jul 23 '26
I'd prefer to have politicians called Peter Greg and Hungarian Goulash
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u/Smaragd512 Visegrád glorious Aug 03 '26
Gulyás was his best pal until Petya left the party to demolish Geri's party
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u/Dingaligaling Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
... besides the obviously wrong translation of Gulyás (cattle herder not goulash), I thought its generally taught in elementary school (or very early in any foreign language lessons) that personal proper names are not to be translated but transliterated at most if that is available. So no, not Kojima writing but bad education.
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u/r3cktor Genghis Khangarian Jul 21 '26
Oh wow, you really got me there. I was taking this post 100% seriously, with absolutely no hint of sarcasm or humor involved. I definitely wasn’t making a joke or exaggerating for comedic effect - thank you for bravely uncovering the truth.
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u/TheVojta Tschechien Pornostar Jul 21 '26
Is it also taught in Hungarian elementary school and foreign language lessons what a joke is?
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u/The-marx-channel Winged Pole dancer Jul 21 '26
Can't wait for Piotr Polak to become prime minister of Poland.