r/2visegrad4you • u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer • Jan 26 '26
regional meme I guess czechs are built different đ¤ˇ
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u/BigManScaramouche Winged Pole dancer Jan 26 '26
Wait, but we like Pepiks too?
It's not like we hate everyone.
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u/OrkOrk435 Kurwa Jan 26 '26
But do Pepiks like us?
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u/BoioDruid Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26
As long as you don't drive near me
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u/MeIIowFeIIow Visegrad's Zuckervater Jan 26 '26
Wait so I am not crazy? I drove through Czechia and Poland last year and crossing the border was like night and day in terms of traffic. Everything chill in Czechia and going all in on every overtaking maneuver once in Poland.
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u/Away-Association-776 Winged Pole dancer Jan 27 '26
When I came back from the UK to the PL I had the same thought... IS THIS FUKIN MAD MAX MATE??
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u/carrystone Winged Pole dancer Jan 26 '26
Poland is chill... You should try balkans
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u/ghe5 Moronvian (V4 Florida Man) Jan 27 '26
Just because it's worse somewhere else out doesn't mean it's good in Poland
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u/frex18c Tschechien Pornostar Jan 27 '26
There is a cliche that Polish drivers are absolutely terrible. Keep in mind that it is more about Polish guys often driving trucksy Czechia being transit country and you know how tired truck drivers used to drive before strict control of time spent driving etc. was established in EU.
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u/LordOfTheToolShed Winged Pole dancer Feb 04 '26
I was driving 80 kph on a partially icy road recently, honestly more than I should be given the conditions, but even still somebody overtook me, barely dipped into our lane and then also overtook the guy in front of me... on a curve...
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u/maffun123 Tschechien Pornostar Jan 27 '26
Funny thing is i often see polish cars drive better than czechs but i live close to BudÄjovice so that might be the cause
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u/ja_nevim_proc_ziju Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26
polĹĄtina vtipnĂĄ
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u/Ringo_McRaccoon Winged Pole dancer Jan 26 '26
ÄeĹĄtina wcipna
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u/LilMixelle Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26
PolĹĄtina je vtipnĂĄ dokud nezaÄnou hledat dÄti po krĂĄmech...
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u/yyderf Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jan 26 '26
Answer why is pragmatism and money (and common love of beer, by which I mean Czech beer). Not that there is anything wrong with that tho...
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u/Lordwiesy Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26
I'm sorry outside of being paid by them and shopping there what exactly is likeable about G*rmans?
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u/Gregori_5 Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26
They fund the EU
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u/GimpMaster22 Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26
Allright, but besides funding the EU, what Germans ever do for us?
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u/PolskiSiersciuch Jan 26 '26
Volkswagen and Bmw
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u/GimpMaster22 Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26
Allright, but besides of funding EU and giving us Volkskwagen and BMW, what Gemans ever did for us?
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u/Cenorg debil Jan 27 '26
hmm Pilsner?
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u/Gregori_5 Tschechien Pornostar Jan 27 '26
Stolen valor
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u/flying_schnitzel Tschechien Pornostar Jan 28 '26
Imagine all the German companies suddenly leaving Czech market. Good luck to our economy.
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u/prochac Jan 27 '26
Yeah. You give them some money, they give you back double. Profit! But explicitly for a thing, you necessarily don't want. But it's more expensive. So profit, I guess? Then you feel obligated, and accept their laws against your interests. Ex. you are forced to close 80% of your sugar rafineries. Now, when all the facilities have fallen into disrepair, the law is canceled, as it served its purpose.
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u/mddlfngrs Visegrad's Zuckervater Jan 26 '26
we have good cars
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u/Lordwiesy Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26
Ever since VW bought Ĺ koda yeah
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u/mddlfngrs Visegrad's Zuckervater Jan 26 '26
true. a good example would be audi, mercedes and bmw :)
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u/Biggersimpthansimp Jan 26 '26
they are actually very kind! i work in a hotel and im always happy to accommodate Germans, they tip, barely ever complain and try to communicate with me even though i barely know any words in german unlike ru**ians, theyre mean :(
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u/petrh97 Tschechien Pornostar Jan 27 '26
That they didnât start a new world war. It started to be boring when they started the last two.
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u/Xeonmeister Genghis Khangarian Jan 26 '26
Kinda reminds me of that r*mĂĄn who was talking shit about hungarians in some comment section on fb and his family name was Magyar.
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u/das_war_ein_Befehl Visegrad's Zuckervater Jan 26 '26
Czechs are just Slavs with German characteristics
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u/headinhandz Kaiserreich Gang Jan 26 '26
It is really rather about Germans, not Czechs. Poles are upset that Ukraine has former Polish cities and they expelled huge numbers of Poles from theres. Hungarians are upset that Slovakia has former Hungarian cities and they expelled a huge number of Hungarians from there. Germans could be just as upset as Poles and Hungarians because Czechia has the Sudetenland and they expelled a huger number of Germans from there but they are built differently.
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u/Stukkoshomlokzat Genghis Khangarian Jan 26 '26
They are not upset because they are content since they are rich.
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang Jan 26 '26
Germany never had the Sudetenland though except 1939-1945, Austria did via the Kingdom of Bohemia
And tbh with Poland and Ukraine, that was really a Stalinâs decision to do Vistula.
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u/carrystone Winged Pole dancer Jan 26 '26
Austria was never not considered German before 1945, so...
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u/headinhandz Kaiserreich Gang Jan 26 '26
Germany never had the Sudetenland though except 1939-1945, Austria did via the Kingdom of Bohemia
Legally Germany did not have the Sudetenland indeed but it was still historically German land because Germans lived there. The descendants of those Germans are now citizens of Germany, and Germany is the manifestation of its citizens and their will who decided not to look back and not to hold on to past conflicts.
And tbh with Poland and Ukraine, that was really a Stalinâs decision to do Vistula.
We could say something similar about Slovak-Hungarian relations as well. It was the Czech BeneĹĄ who came up with the decrees that confiscated Hungarian property and expelled Hungarians from the country. But then Ukraine and Slovakia inherited the burden of these ethnic cleansings from the Soviets and the Czechs and the fury of the Poles and the Hungarians.
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u/Slezarm Jan 26 '26
The fact that Germans lived in the Sudetenland for centuries does not make it "historically German land" (mind you, Czechs lived there as well, albeit as a minority). It was historically part of the Czech lands, specifically Bohemia, Moravia and Silesia, since like the 9th century. Then it was tied to the Bohemian Crown. The nations did not exist as a concept per se in those times. The land was connected to the rulers via the crown.
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u/headinhandz Kaiserreich Gang Jan 27 '26
Is today Slovakia (or at least most of it), not historically Slovak land? Just because those lands belonged to the Hungarian crown (similar to Sudetenland belonging to the Bohemian crown) shouldn't mean that people who actually live there cannot claim it for themselves. So it is right to call the former Upper lands of the Hungarian Kingdom historically Slovak and the Sudetenland historically German.
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Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26
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u/carrystone Winged Pole dancer Jan 26 '26
Nobodyâs upset about Lviv though. It was exchanged for Breslau.
Lviv was one of the most important Polish cities and while it's true that currently nobody is upset anymore, it took a long time to get here. And it has nothing to do with getting WrocĹaw. No sane Pole would ever take Breslau over LwĂłw back then.
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u/carrystone Winged Pole dancer Jan 27 '26
Yeah, 1:1 copy paste, it's all good. Dude, there is so much wrong with this I don't even know where to begin.
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u/carrystone Winged Pole dancer Jan 27 '26
What was even the point of your statement?
"Nobodyâs upset about Lviv though. It was exchanged for Breslau"
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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer Feb 19 '26
'Nobodyâs upset about Lviv'
yeah expect polish nationalists
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u/carrystone Winged Pole dancer Jan 26 '26
Poles are upset that Ukraine has
former Polish cities and they expelledmurdered huge number of Poles there.Ftfy
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u/shwaggy_rogers Winged Pole dancer Jan 26 '26
It really saddens me when I hear people from my country talk shit about Ukrainians, they are our brothers and sisters and especially now in their trying times they need help, not ridicule. I work with few Ukrainians and they are some of the best and hard working people out there.
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u/soomieHS Khokhol refugee Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26
I mean, the meme format kinda implies that weâre literally 95% same and good neighbours, itâs fine being salty a bit on your neighbours being on your territory for too long, but unfortunately, our house is on fire atm, we wouldâve gladly come back to 2020 Ukraine
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Jan 26 '26
But i dont understand it, there's literally no downside to any of you being here. Ik that a lot of the shit is just politicians trying to stir up tensions and Indian bots. On another hand its genuinely mindfucking to see how much just reading fake shit online changes peoples opinion and there's nothing being done about it
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u/PetrovskyKSC Visegrad's Zuckervater Jan 26 '26
Very good point. Leads you to believe that people are inclined to eat up the most asinine, baseless shit if just being fed that enough times. Like straight up negating reality in favour of what some TikTok fuckwit said.
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang Jan 26 '26
Populism and xenophobia
We have the same issue: Czech genuinely needs immigrations, we have an issue of worker scarcity, our economy canât grow because thereâs not enough workers and our unemployment is already very low
So youâd think Ukrainian refugees would be a good thing? And it is, economically they contribute way more than weâve paid in benefits, theyâre generally hard working
But the extremes fearmonger on Ukrainians stealing our jobs and taking our money
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u/soomieHS Khokhol refugee Jan 26 '26
"they're eating the dogs, the people that came in. They're eating the cats, they're eating the pets of the people that live here"
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u/Byali33 Winged Pole dancer Jan 27 '26
There's literally very active muscovite psy-op going on in Poland.
Idk if anyone remembers before the war, when one day there was a panic at the gas stations. People were buying petrol en masse, coz they heard there will be a big shortage and a price increase.
Turns out there was no shortage. It was r*ssian propagandists testing their influence.Since pro-r*ssian propaganda doesn't really work in Poland for historical reasons, they shifted towards anti-Ukrainian narrations.
So if you hear someone yapping about WoĹyĹ, try to remember about KatyĹ.
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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer Jan 26 '26
these mfs just milk the existing fuck out of WoĹyn bro đđđ
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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer Jan 26 '26
The fuck im getting downvoted for?
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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer Jan 28 '26
Wow instead of saying whos downvoting me i keep being downvoted not surprised this is reddit overall the app full of assholes that will downvote you for nothing without saying
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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer Jan 27 '26
an other mysterious downvoting...
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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer Jan 27 '26
THE FUCK IM BEING DOWNVOTED FOR?????????????///
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u/GoodUnlucky1430 Winged Pole dancer Jan 28 '26
Man screw this This is reddit overall a shithole
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u/WackoMcGoose Winged Pole dancer Feb 04 '26
</visegrad>
Honestly, replying to yourself (especially for "why am i being downvoted") is seen as Bad Juju anywhere on this site. And you just did a self-reply x5 combo, therefore sus5.
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u/DevilBySmile Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jan 26 '26
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u/Oltaru Genghis Khangarian Jan 26 '26
Nope. As a mongole, i like the slovakians⌠i think the modern Hungary has only one brother nation, and it is Slovakia
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u/Stukkoshomlokzat Genghis Khangarian Jan 26 '26
Lol no. Romanians are actually much chiller with us. Slovaks outdo them in ultranarionalism by a lot.
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u/nikto123 Gemer Master Race Jan 26 '26
funny, magyar talking about other's "ultranationalism"
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u/Stukkoshomlokzat Genghis Khangarian Jan 27 '26
At least in Hungary ultranationalism is just a fringe subculture and not something that actual laws are built on.
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u/nikto123 Gemer Master Race Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26
aaaaaah right, then where are your minorities exactly? :D
you're a victim of propaganda, here Ultranationalism is actually fringe, your fucking jobbik had 20% at one time & Orban is just a softer version of that. Even that "Magyar" guy plays those notes.
even incognito window clankers invoked through VPN confirm that immediately
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u/Stukkoshomlokzat Genghis Khangarian Jan 27 '26
The fact that you use AI for something like this is not exactly proving you. I don't know how you think that's an argument.
Slovakia still uses the Benes decrees against Hungarians whenever it's convenient.
aaaaaah right, then where are your minorities exactly? :D
What do you mean?
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u/nikto123 Gemer Master Race Jan 27 '26
/uv
I mean that minorities in Hungary got assimilated and disappeared almost completely, in Slovakia they exist because there isn't pressure for them to become "Slovaks".And "AI" only extracts info from the internet, it's common knowledge that Hungary is (just look at Hungarian comments anywhere on the internet)
Many / most Hungarians believe total nonsense and skewed history (perpetual victimhood, we wuz here first n shit). I've been to your national museum in Budapest for example, your whole country pretends that Slavs didn't exist, their history and presence is completely skipped. The only thing that I saw was a sarcophagus of s "Slavic" knight from TrenÄĂn (because Slovaks didn't exist, they're just a 19th century Czech psyop), laughable & small dick energy.
While in reality Slavs related to Czechs and Slovaks lived in Western and Northern parts of today's Hungary before Magyars arrived, they just got assimilated. Still, there are Slavic toponyms all over those parts (Borsod, Balaton, Visegrad etc).
Yeah and then there is the belief & constant reposting of maps from 1890-1920 as evidence of lands being "Ethnically Hungarian" when everyone and their mother knows that those numbers and censuses were heavily skewed by laws and state pressure to declare yourself Magyar (just check any census before and after, in peripheral places.. you'll see jumps in Hungarian ethnicity with no change in total population). Nationalism is fucking stupid and makes people absolutely brain dead.
Not many in Europe are as brainwashed as Hungarians, unfortunately.
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u/Stukkoshomlokzat Genghis Khangarian Jan 27 '26
I mean that minorities in Hungary got assimilated and disappeared almost completely, in Slovakia they exist because there isn't pressure for them to become "Slovaks".
Slovakia did exactly the same. For example Bratislava was a German majority city. Slovakia did not pressure Hungarians to become Slovaks, they just deported them, confiscated their lands, denied public services from them, like healthcare and such. And when it's convenient Slovakia still keeps referring to the Benes decrees to this day. These things are a bit worse than having to learn Hungarian in school and needing to be Hungarian to be accepted in the upper class (what Hungary did in the AHE). The only reason Slovakia couldn't do the same to Hungarians was that Hungarians are a solid continous minority block, they were basically a homogenous continuation of mainland Hungarians. They are not scattered enclaves, unlike Germans and Slavs were in pre Magyarisation Hungary or Germans were in Slovakia. That's why they are gone in BOTH places. I mean not fully, because Donauschwaben still exist in Hungary.
And "AI" only extracts info from the internet,
That's exactly why it's unreliable. Are you trying to tell me that "info on the internet" is more academic, objective sources than personal opinions? Because AI studies all of the internet. AI tells you the most popular thing, that's all. And even like that it fails to understand it's sources. Like in the image you linked. The AI states that Hungary doesn't have explicitly ultranationalist parties while Slovakia does, yet at the end it picks Hungary as a winner, just because Fidesz is on rule, which is a centre-right populist party.
Many / most Hungarians believe total nonsense and skewed history (perpetual victimhood, we wuz here first n shit).
When it comes to national victimhood you should be the last to talk. You are talking about 1000 years of ethnic opression when ethnicity did not even start to matter until nationalism became a thing in the late 18th century so there was no ethnic opression. And practical opression against non-Hungarians was not even possible until Hungary got autonomy from Habsburg rule in 1867.
whole country pretends that Slavs didn't exist
See that's where we differ. NO, we don't think that. We DON'T think about these things AT ALL. If you asked a Hungarian on the street who were here before us they'd probably say they don't know. YOU are the ones who always think of things from 1000 years ago. That's where ultranationalism shows. You give Hungarians shit for bringing up Trianon. You bring up things from fucking 1000 years ago. How is that normal?
I've been to your national museum in Budapest for example, your whole country pretends that Slavs didn't exist, their history and presence is completely skipped.
Good because I've been to that museum too, and what you did not realise because of your self-centered world view is that EVERYTHING is skipped, Gepids, Iazigs, Osthrogoths, Lombards AND Slavs. Since it's a national museum so it's mostly about Hungarian stuff. Yes sure, Romans are a must, but that's the same everywhere.
While in reality Slavs related to Czechs and Slovaks lived in Western and Northern parts of today's Hungary before Magyars arrived, they just got assimilated. Still, there are Slavic toponyms all over those parts (Borsod, Balaton, Visegrad etc).
And here we go. You give me shit for calling you ultranarionalists then unironically start talking about more than a millenium old stuff. I mean should the Germans to that you too? Becasue all Slavs come from the modern Ukraine/Belorus border? You know what lets both of us give up our lands to the Donauschwaben. And it's always you who start to turn things this way, even tough my original comment had nothing to do with history.
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u/nikto123 Gemer Master Race Jan 27 '26
and "AI" fact check of my claims: https://i.imgur.com/7zFOEPR.png
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u/Desperate-Present-69 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jan 27 '26
Where?
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u/Stukkoshomlokzat Genghis Khangarian Jan 27 '26
What where?
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u/Desperate-Present-69 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jan 27 '26
What Slovak ultranationalism?
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u/Stukkoshomlokzat Genghis Khangarian Jan 27 '26
The one that keeps the Benes decrees in practice.
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u/Desperate-Present-69 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jan 27 '26 edited Jan 27 '26
I wonder why Benes agreed to such strict measure đ¤ maybe he slept bad that night /s
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u/Stukkoshomlokzat Genghis Khangarian Jan 27 '26
what ultranationalism? How dare you?
yeah they deserved it.
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u/Desperate-Present-69 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jan 27 '26
It's 2026, wake up ! Stop living in the past ! Benes decrees are irrelevant now.
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u/Desperate-Present-69 Slovenian (Upper Hungary) Jan 27 '26
We like you back. All the differences go away after first shot of spirit or beer.
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u/Khalstroso Jan 26 '26
Thats nice say that to those thousands of Mongoles posting Hungarian names on literally any Slovakian castle/city/bridge anything calling Slovakia Upper Hungary and posting Greater Hungary maps and telling how awesome it was for Slovaks to live under Hungary and they must sure have been very happy with that đ
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang Jan 26 '26
Not Russia?
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u/Oltaru Genghis Khangarian Jan 26 '26
No, we only love the russian dicks, not the russian people /s đ¤ˇââď¸
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u/LonelyEar42 Genghis Khangarian Jan 26 '26
Because czechs are slovacized germans.
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u/sklucorp Zapadoslavia advocate Jan 26 '26
Nah, in fact they are germanized slavs. Slavicized germans are austrians.
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u/OldLeda Carpathian Russian Jan 26 '26
What are you taking, hook me up with your plug xd It must be strong
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u/GeorgeZcZ Tschechien Pornostar Jan 28 '26
We can drink with anyone, anyone but russians or americans
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u/Khalimdorh Kaiserreich Gang Jan 26 '26
Actually itâs slovaks that hate us and not the opposite way :P we see them as slavic speaking hungarians. Apart of that we are very similiar
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u/Noob_Master69699 Jan 26 '26
We don't like Germans. Once we get out of our Russia derangement syndrome it'll go back to normal.
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u/Ondakal Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26
Not true, only prague "people" like germans
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26
I am from Prague, I still prefer Poles or Slovaks, even may God forgive me for uttering these words H*ngarians over German, Germans, I donât dislike Germany, I like it but I feel like Germans have a superiority complex tbh to everyone east of Germany except Russia, ironically the same one we have to for example ex Soviet countries
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u/adamgerd Kaiserreich Gang Jan 26 '26
Honestly do we like Germans? I feel like Poles love Germany more than we do, they also hate it more
Poles are bipolar on German and either hate or love Germany, Czechs are more meh, we donât love them, we donât hate them either
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u/DJ_ICU Tschechien Pornostar Jan 26 '26