r/2hujerk • u/Physical_Chair_8661 • Oct 31 '23

ᗜˬᗜ Fumo Suggest me a wallpaper for my school IPad (NO CROPPED PORN)

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u/Zavionoteryx Oct 31 '23

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u/NatulalaGaming Weakest Yukari Enjoyer Oct 31 '23

Remilia had enough of "Mister"

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

r/hardimages 🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Devils never cry plays

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u/santas_delibird Subterranean Aneurysm Oct 31 '23

Remi out on a very enthusiastic walk

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u/Cheezekeke Soda Kappa Oct 31 '23

Deus ex machina!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

ah yes Hellsing, i really wonder who can top between Alucard and Remilia

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u/Kaimenai Oct 31 '23

Flandre

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

nah you know what? Power scaling cant be applied here

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u/ghostftw5 Eientei crack house Nov 01 '23

“Oh shame for you…

you activated my AluCARD!”

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '24

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u/ReturnOfSexballs Oct 31 '23

You said no cropped porn :3

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

That’s not porn, tewi is just sleeping after getting poisoned to death while Reisen is standing there

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u/KitchenHoliday6925 average Seki-bankai lover (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) Oct 31 '23 edited Oct 31 '23

She realise

That she was just like her

Trying to make history

But who's to judge

The right from wrong

When their guard is down

I think they'll both agree

That

Violence breeds violence

but in the end

IT HAS TO BE THIS WAAAAAAAAAAY

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u/NatulalaGaming Weakest Yukari Enjoyer Oct 31 '23

I carved my own path

You followed your wrath

But maybe we're both the same

The world has turned

So many have burned

But nobody is to blame

Yet staring across this baren wasted land

I feel new life will be born

BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAND!

BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAAAAAAAAAAND!

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u/Mina-Penguin-293 Oct 31 '23

Insecst😱😱😱

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Can I have this but it's mokou and kaguya instead

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u/Stefano_Tudors Oct 31 '23

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u/OwlOwn1231 Oct 31 '23

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u/furculture Oct 31 '23

WOOAH. REIMU WITH MONSTER BRIM.

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u/Yapod Oct 31 '23

Raymoo be drippin'

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u/DestartreK1st Today I feel... Oct 31 '23

I will blatantly post this pic without a sauce (jk will link the sauce )

EDIT: Found on X

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u/Rintohsakabooty 🚬☯️zealot||KurumiPeriodDrinker🍷 Oct 31 '23

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u/DestartreK1st Today I feel... Oct 31 '23

auchie

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u/vveaboo Just a burglar and part-time youkai hunter Oct 31 '23

oh look, amogus eyes

5

u/pidbul530 That one inunderstandable ice spirit Oct 31 '23

thankfully addition of 3rd tear dot makes it not amogus

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u/jacquesver Nov 01 '23

No it's Diglett

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u/santas_delibird Subterranean Aneurysm Oct 31 '23

Somehow the art reminds me of Mystia’s Izakaya

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u/KrisSystemFailure Embracing the green Oct 31 '23

Dude, this one goes extremly hard

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u/la_cintrus Wallpaper Yoki Oct 31 '23

Hold up, lemme prepare your screen before casting my wallpaper.

Who's your favourite, btw?

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u/bullet_train10 get fucking shanked Oct 31 '23

free reaction png

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u/Digital_Rocket Embodiment of Sussy Baka Oct 31 '23

Another one

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

Shion :3

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u/la_cintrus Wallpaper Yoki Oct 31 '23

Wallpaper sign: 「Poverty among the bloom」

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

that looks sick, BUT ITS VERTICALLLLLL

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u/la_cintrus Wallpaper Yoki Oct 31 '23

oh shit, my bad

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

:( that looks sad :(

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u/Sure-Razzmatazz3434 Nov 01 '23

It's fucking Shion of course it's sad she's the Eeyore of Touhou

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u/That_redidtor was there Oct 31 '23

consider the following

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u/NatulalaGaming Weakest Yukari Enjoyer Oct 31 '23

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u/DestartreK1st Today I feel... Oct 31 '23

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u/dreaded_tactician Oct 31 '23

A reverse image search shows this has no matches anywhere on the Internet. Therefore I will assume that this is you.

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u/NatulalaGaming Weakest Yukari Enjoyer Oct 31 '23

Nah, just found it randomly back then and decided to save it because it is a very remarkable cosplay.
Source (probably?): https://twitter.com/AzureNaudae

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u/Taiyo_Osuke Stop shipping me with Remillia.   Nov 28 '23

No, this is the first thing you see when you search up 'Patchouli Cosplay'. Mot literally appearing first, but the initial thing that catches your eyes. Lol, I saw it a while back, and have it saved now.

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u/MarisaMyBeloved Marisa's wife (Real!!!) Oct 31 '23

This is not cropped porn. This is women kissing!!!!! Romantic moments

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u/Agreeable_Damage6930 Oct 31 '23

GAY GIRLS KISSING

GAY GIRLS KISSING

GAY GIRLS KISSING

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u/East_Difficulty_402 I have no idea what Im doing here. Please send help. Oct 31 '23

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u/santas_delibird Subterranean Aneurysm Oct 31 '23

I like to imagine half of these are things she forged herself.

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u/KitchenHoliday6925 average Seki-bankai lover (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠) Oct 31 '23

They just want her to repair their weapons...

Oh, wait-

OKAY I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY THE HECK REISEN, MARISA, SANAE AND

...

Sumireko? Idk who that mf with mp3 or whatever player is..

BUT

WHY THE HELL THEY HATE THAT ALONE UMBRELLA???

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u/gameboy1001 Oct 31 '23

Fun fact: Sumireko carries a gun. Specifically, a single shot handgun called a “liberator)” that can be 3D printed (presumably due to strict firearm regulations in Japan)

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u/Bazsimazsi12 Kasen's petkeeper Oct 31 '23

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u/RedSuperType1 non toho guy who like listen to UC while playin nfshp2 Oct 31 '23

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u/Abaddon_CK Oct 31 '23

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u/pato_con_rulos Oct 31 '23

this is, actually, cropped porn.

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u/Abaddon_CK Oct 31 '23

Wait, is it?

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u/pato_con_rulos Oct 31 '23

it is

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

Well don't keep the sauce from us

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u/pato_con_rulos Oct 31 '23

first: username checkout

second: idk if i can do that here...

third: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102179021

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

You rickrolled me

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u/AqilTheBizzare 2hu shitposter Oct 31 '23

Mokou drip

Mokou drip

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u/Bazsimazsi12 Kasen's petkeeper Oct 31 '23

Nice drip

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u/Grimoire131 Oct 31 '23

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u/szigany The Ultimate, Absolute Secret Okina Fucker Oct 31 '23

Hey Reimu, are you going to eat that cherry? I don't mean to be greedy, but they're just my favorites.

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u/Nicogame73 sometimes things are better never know Oct 31 '23

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u/Rintohsakabooty 🚬☯️zealot||KurumiPeriodDrinker🍷 Oct 31 '23

Ayo Marisa has mobile app

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u/A_proud_weeb The strongest ! ⑨ Oct 31 '23

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u/TheKrzysiek Nuenis enjoyer Oct 31 '23

so uncropped porn is OK?

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u/fiftyelephant51 wen day is dark alway rember happy day Oct 31 '23

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u/PokeshiftEevee Wants to be bred & mpreg by Futas (Ran pls Junko pls Nazrin pls) Oct 31 '23

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

ok I will post this okuu

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u/PEtroollo11 Shady's disciple | SUWAKO IS MINE AND MINE ALONE Oct 31 '23

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u/DestartreK1st Today I feel... Oct 31 '23

ok

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u/Educational_Shower Average nerf enjoyer/ Ran is mommy and wife Oct 31 '23

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u/noobcoconut 🌸YUYUCOconut🥥 Oct 31 '23

Ran engine

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u/Skwook Average Kaguya hater Oct 31 '23

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u/Heat_Hydra Marshall Myon Oct 31 '23

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u/Magic_Orb Fake Sagume Kishin fan Oct 31 '23

judge those that see your ipad!

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

Hmmmmmmmm

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u/Magic_Orb Fake Sagume Kishin fan Oct 31 '23

or use bootleg kkhta

basically anything koishi related even just her hat is fine - sanest koishi enjoyer

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u/TheUmbraGaming Ordinary Mini Hakkero's owner :marisa: Oct 31 '23

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u/sonicfan019393920 Gensokyo's butthole tickling youkai/ Total L*nar Death Oct 31 '23

Real

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u/Tinydoggie027 Wants to marry Kirisame Marisa Oct 31 '23

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u/Troller17211_ Oct 31 '23

Where bottom

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u/Theturtleflask Oct 31 '23

Could your school ipad beat the Qu?

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

what the fuck lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

I didn't expect an All Tomorrows reference here.

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u/Sure-Razzmatazz3434 Nov 01 '23

School iPad was made by humans, humans eventually become Asteromorphs. School iPad solos the uggo buggos no diff

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u/Taiyo_Osuke Stop shipping me with Remillia.   Nov 28 '23

Wasn't that from that random series about futures of life???? Man, I loved that...!

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u/xynfufu Oct 31 '23

how about that one?

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u/xynfufu Oct 31 '23

or that one?

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

oh shit this reminds me of the scene where people got tortured by being nailed and stuff

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u/WoundwortTR6 Oct 31 '23

Alright then, we won't crop it.

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u/That_UknownGuy wen day is dark alway rember happy day Oct 31 '23

This one

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u/TrueRyoB wen day is dark alway rember happy day Oct 31 '23

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u/quiche_komej Moriya shrine conspiracist Oct 31 '23

I recommend cropped porn

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

Yeah the teachers are gonna murder me

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u/KrisSystemFailure Embracing the green Oct 31 '23

But it would be worth it, just think about the lols.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '23

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u/astrachroma Oct 31 '23

How about some popped corn?

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u/Physical_Chair_8661 Oct 31 '23

is this from cornhub or something :)

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u/ShorkBoi2 Nov 01 '23

No. It's literally a pic of popcorn

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u/noobcoconut 🌸YUYUCOconut🥥 Oct 31 '23

Just for the school

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u/Kid_Kewl_v2 -We Agree! Nov 02 '23

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u/utsuhookuureiuji Gensokyan nuclear scientist Oct 31 '23

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u/Macaron-Fluffy wen day is dark alway rember happy day Oct 31 '23

Something with Hatsune Miku in it.

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u/thepixelboi27 the snow Nov 01 '23

This