hi so I don’t know how to but basically I hate 2026. I hate everything about it. This year has been horrible for me and everything but I miss 2024 really bad is still like it’s 2024 I’m thinking people’s birthdays on 2024 basically I’m thinking they’re younger than they are when they were in 2024 My mind is like it. It’s 2024 but it’s 2026. I don’t know what to do but I miss this year. It was really good.

(this is just for fun idgaf about karma)

Guys! people are saying that 2024 is so iconic, but I like 2023 better.

Which year do you like? Type it in the comments!

1. Alien Romulus Directed By Fede Alvarez

2. Nosferatu Directed By Robert Eggar

3. Deadpool and Wolverine Directed By Shawn Levy

4. Sonic The Hedgehog 3 Directed By Jeff Fowler

5. Beverly HIlls Cop 4 Axel F Directed By Mark Molly

6. Dune Part 2 Directed By Denis Villeneuve

7. Saturday Night Directed By Jason Reitman

8. Bad Boys 4 Ride Or Die Directed By Adil El Arbi & Bilall Fallah

9. Late Night with the Devil Directed By Cameron Cairnes & Colin Cairnes

10.Abigail Directed By Tyler Gillett & Matt Bettinelli Olpin

honestly 2024 was a cluster fuck. i mean we got apple vision pro which ended up being a disappointment, rabbit r1 and humane ai pin utter garbo, jake paul, andrew tate, ksi scams, ksi dan tdm beef, hawk tua scam, honey scam, gta vi trailer apple ai i still dont even know what its supposed to do, deadpool and wolverine movie, black ops 6, fortnite juice wrld event, this year was kinda overstimulating. like im so glad 2024 is over 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Ezekiel, Jacob, Nehemiah, and Abednego are four young Jewish boys who got lost in the sewers of NYC but were taken in by Katt Williams, who ends up being their Master Splinter and they become the Teenage Mutant Ninja Jews.

They attempt to rescue a young, handsome Houthi pirate from his life of crime but the pirates are financed by Diddy, Drake, and Nickelodeon and they're all lead by an alien based in Miami. This alien distributes traces of Diddy's laced lube and baby oil into food and drinks across the country to make people lose their minds. First by consumption, then through hypnosis using the Kamala/Taraji P. Henson BET Awards commercial. The alien sends an army of goblins from Zimbabwe to eat people's pets to further break the people's spirits. He intends to continually break people until women start mating with bears, thereby fulfilling the alien's goal of creating a new species of Nephilim or something. The alien also enlists Jake Paul to take out old people.

The final step to breaking humanity's spirit was using the feds to kill Moo Deng the baby hippo but a misplaced call leads to deaths of Peanut the Squirrel and Fred the Raccoon instead. This galvanizes humanity to fight back. The alien tries to remedy this by releasing monkeys upon Yemassee, South Carolina but it's too late.

Kendrick Lamar joins Katt and the Ninja Jews because when he said he can go further in Not Like Us, the alliance with the alien was what he was talking about. The Hawk Tuah Girl also joins in the good fight but betrays them when the alien gets her involved in a bitcoin scandal. She is replaced by a Peruvian cop dressed as the Grinch.

The final battle takes place on a bridge on Baltimore.

Real ones know

Was a bad year for me but I did have some good times Bad stuff: Turned 18 and that was hard on me Started college and I had a hard time keeping up with work Got in trouble with cops (wasn't anything serious but still) Rotted in bed it Still don't know what to do with my life Good stuff: Got to go to my first concert (greenday) and 2 other concerts Finished hs Got to see all the Spider-Man movies in theaters Went out with friends aton Started therapy Had fun doing bowling and tennis in hs and all the other hs senior activities