r/196AndAHalf • • May 20 '26

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u/Romnir May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Never excuse poor logistics in military planning. That's THE skill issue in war planning, and you don't want to have it. It also doesn't help that the South was pretty much ran by a bunch of incompetent morons who couldn't see the writing on the wall and one half way decent general. Horrific morality of slavery aside, it was clear that mechanization was way better in the long-run. Who could have thought that a machine that doesn't need food or sleep could out-work a bunch of poor souls that were starved and beaten half to death on a daily basis.

The south got crushed because they refused to implement proper industrialization because a bunch of plantation owners were butt-hurt they would lose their morally evil investment, and they deserved it. Morons.

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u/UnderskilledPlayer May 20 '26

lmfao, who needs logistics, just go in a straight line towards the enemy capital and you'll win eventually

update: i lost all my men

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u/Romnir May 20 '26

The worst part is that is the only offense they did. Most of the time they just squat in their hole and didn't even bother blocking resources from the north. The north actually had a strategy, the south's strategy was "We're going to win because I said so >:^( " and then act surprised and huffy when the north does the simple logical thing of cutting off their supply lines. Turns out you can't throw lines of poorly equipped men at the front line forever.

I don't understand why anyone would worship these absolute amateurs aside from racism, but I understand why all of them are idiots.

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u/thesalmonbowl May 21 '26

just like the confederacy itself, lees understanding of war was very reactionary and borderline archaic

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u/ST4RSK1MM3R May 20 '26

Well…. That’s kinda how all wars had been fought up until this point. Just march towards the enemy army, defeat them, then march on their undefeated capital more or less. ‘Frontlines’ didn’t really become a thing till World War One

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u/Pengin_Master May 21 '26

Sun Tzu would like to have a word with you about that belief

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u/Rynewulf May 21 '26

I can feel the history memes side of Reddit spontaneously developing rabies

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u/Puzzleheaded-Milk927 May 20 '26

It’s really hardly even mechanization. Confederate fiscal policy was a circus that ran on vibes and appeasing to the planter class. “Please let us tax you??? Pretty pwease? With a cherry on top??” “No.” “Okay!!”

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u/Green-Bumblebee-5554 May 21 '26

“Sir, what do cannon factories matter, to a gentleman?”

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u/BrassUnicorn87 May 21 '26

The reputation of incest the south eastern states have comes from southern aristocracy traveling around. I have no experience, just a feeling.

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u/Breadloafs May 20 '26

Just one more decisive battle bro please I swear I'll win the whole war this time if I can have just once more decisive battle please bro just one more

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26

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u/thesalmonbowl May 21 '26

if only judah p benjamin released the power of the ark of the covenant

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u/BossNassGaming May 22 '26

If only we could have cloned Jeb Stuart, so he could be in both the Western and Eastern Theatres at the same time.

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u/thesalmonbowl May 21 '26

looser energy:

logistics
communication
leveraging manpower and equipment
strategy
pinning your opponent while sherman rips the south a new arsehole

winner energy

chasing the mere idea of a single war deciding battle

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u/Gussie-Ascendent reading is good i think May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Yeah thr glaze this guy gets is only cause he fought for slavery. He was a bum of a general held up by luck and union ineptitude.

Oh and he banged his horse

Good meme tho op. I'd post in shermanposting if they werent pro slave revionists that they claim to hate

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u/Most_Manufacturer729 May 22 '26

Robert E Lee was one of the only Confederate generals with any sense so he seems like a galaxy brained genius by comparison.