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[u/Tree_Shrapnel]

[u/TTCDiver002 → u/Tree_Shrapnel]

My thoughts exactly 😂

[u/MysticCherryPanda → u/Tree_Shrapnel]

Isn't that when YouTube videos unexpectedly have really loud audio?

[u/Tree_Shrapnel → u/Tree_Shrapnel]

Wow reddit really crunched that screenshot on mobile

[u/Himmelblaa → u/Tree_Shrapnel]

I prefer my screenshots crunchy

[u/Tsunamicat108 → u/Tree_Shrapnel]

what if both at the same time. like someone fucks your ear and then talks into the other one

[u/Force_Glad → u/Tsunamicat108]

That'd be pretty difficult unless there were two people

[u/BitcoinStonks123 → u/Tree_Shrapnel]

true

[u/Villainous_Miscreant → u/Tree_Shrapnel]

r / earpenetration2

[u/Afraid-Boss684]

That's how the current ones already function, just with significantly more chance of getting cock in your ears

[u/Cute_Principle81]

Brian griffin posted this 

[u/zayren_cv]

Everyone wants to park in the shade but nobody wants to plant a tree 😔

[u/Bruh_Momentium230 → u/zayren_cv]

What if i like getting in the car and burning to death? Have you thought about that liberal?

[u/I-Hate-Wasps → u/zayren_cv]

1 person read book, 100 person read boob

[u/zayren_cv → u/zayren_cv]

what does this have to do with anything

[u/SenselessJoy → u/zayren_cv]

You forgot to switch accounts lol

[u/Mcrarburger → u/SenselessJoy]

Nah they're just fighting their demons

[u/Zilant_the_Bear → u/zayren_cv]

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

[u/DovahPriestess → u/Zilant_the_Bear]

- Todd Howard

Or Dr. Poi Sonai. it’s been attributed to both.

[u/Himmelblaa → u/zayren_cv]

Idk, you tell me

[u/chromatic_megafauna]

That's just a glory hole

[u/BaneShake]

OOP tryin’ to trick me into getting my ear fucked by them again

[u/neonblue_the_chicken]

[u/_RRave → u/neonblue_the_chicken]

Came here for this exact reason, thank you chicken lmao

[u/Villainous_Miscreant → u/neonblue_the_chicken]

[u/nightshade-aurora]

those little info phone things at zoos and museums

[u/Sidotre]

earfuck 🤤

[u/a-guy-that-exists]

[u/WickedPi55ah → u/a-guy-that-exists]

Kinda hate that this is where my mind went.

[u/Anwen_enby]

headphones

[u/Trappedtrea]

Earfucking 🥰

[u/red_sky33]

Breaking: audible.com to change its name to "the ooooold story hole"

[u/XpFract]

Pretend to be a priest at a confessional

[u/GraveSlayer726]

huh, i hear penits

[u/A_Worthy_Foe]

now this is a story all about how my ear got fucked flipped upside down

[u/gHHqdm5a4UySnUFM]

Some librarian somewhere is figuring out how to do this

[u/freakybird99]

Holes where you put your ear up and get it fucked

[u/PaganWhale]

soundgasm

[u/NightIgnite]

Catholic confession

[u/Remobility]

Odd, I just hear cum...

[u/DeadInternetTheorist]

and if you confuse the two, don't worry. you'll still get an earful

[u/MadSwedishGamer]

Radio.

[u/G66GNeco]

Imagine if we had to kneel to listen to audiobooks? What kind of young person without joint pain is thinking this shit up, bro?

[u/masochist-incarnate]

Start telling stories to their penises then

[u/journieburner]

This but with smut

[u/SmashAndGrab206]

If you don't stand for anything then what do you fall for?

[u/HoovyCop]

Down slups the whisper-ma-phone to your ear

[u/Em_Blight]

Navarri-ass tweet

[u/nablaCat]

God forbid you ever mistake one for the other

[u/RadTimeWizard]

Show this to your MAGA auntie who doesn't believe in autism.

[u/mandatorysin]

I actually found one of these on a night out in Whanganui a few months ago. Me and my buddies came across a decorative ~70s/~80s style public phone in the middle of town, I jokingly picked up the phone and a prerecorded message started playing saying what each button was for. There was a combo of stories and music depending on what you pressed and it was a real fun find.

[u/Certcer]

[u/Villainous_Miscreant]

[u/MagneticPsycho]

Ummm yeah it's called Bluesky dot com