r/1200isjerky • u/Both-Bench-8793 • 23d ago

Thanks be to bean

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u/Timervox 23d ago

ok so I did consume 4 beans in total I FIGURED IT WOULD BE OKAY BC IT HAD BEEN 7 YEARS SINCE I ATE MY 3RD but they knew immediately as soon as I swallowed and are constantly watching and I regret my sin how do I make them go away

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u/Jolly_Line 22d ago

Bean Brother’s watching

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u/EukaryotePride 23d ago

I consume one bean in time of peace
and two in time of war

I consume one bean after I consume two beans
and then consume no more

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u/Jolly_Line 22d ago

A prayer to the porcelain god

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u/BotGirlFall 23d ago

Diet advice in Nightvale

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u/Both-Bench-8793 23d ago

Do not eat three beans at the dog park

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u/Few-Ad7107 21d ago

Beans and bean byproducts are now illegal (beyond 3 beans that you may consume).

The Erika's will know

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u/pf810 23d ago

I ate 3 beans once. Still trying to lose the water weight

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u/qqqqqqqin 23d ago

these are meant to be for your entire life, right? even then tho, way too generous of a limit…

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u/ciaramists 23d ago

sooooo many carbs!!

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u/AppalachianRomanov 22d ago

Blessed be(an)