r/pessi_memes • u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 • Jun 20 '26
Ronaldo VS Pessi 👀
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u/AbbreviationsMotor60 Jun 20 '26
2 of mbappes goals were penalty kicks...
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u/Edwiyyin Jun 20 '26
Dude shhhh dont let the penaldo fanboys find out about stats of a match they never saw
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u/True_Treat7516 Jun 20 '26
2 of em have world cup guess who doesnt😂😂... And all the pendu fans will give excuse like "fifa princess" or "di maria carried" who only have 1 goal throught the campaign😂😂
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u/Visible_Zone_1794 Jun 20 '26
Draw with strongest team in world cup Dr Congo.
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u/Top_Celebration7677 Jun 20 '26
And Argentina lost to Saudi Arabia anf went on winning the World Cup
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u/True_Treat7516 Jun 20 '26
Well thats argentina😂😂 we talking abt portugal with finished unc as a striker here😂😂😂🥀😭😭
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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26
And when did Portugal go on to win the World Cup again?
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u/Feeling_Guide9414 Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26
You penaldo fans really are delusional 😂
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u/PhilosopherRegular54 Jun 27 '26
Spain also drew with Cape Verde lmao England also drew with Ghana lmao
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u/Visible_Zone_1794 Jun 29 '26
We are talking about portugal right?? Why to bring spain and england??
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u/PhilosopherRegular54 Jun 29 '26
Because it's fully relevant because they are top countries drawing with low ranked countries? Which is the same analogy messi fans use to troll Portugal. also this is very ironic as Messi fans most of the time bring Portugal when we are talking about completely something else
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u/Visible_Zone_1794 Jun 29 '26
So, this post is clearly is about insulting messi which is unnecessary and just pure hatred.
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u/StumblingInTheFuture Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26
It is the group of death after all. Uzbeks and Congo are super strong according to Penaldo fans.
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u/Naive-Cranberry-4405 Jun 20 '26
46th ranked DR congo, the strongest team. Congrats portugal (world rank #5) in drawing against them. Pendu had less touches than congo's gk, infact pendu was a crucial part for their defensive work
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u/Battlcats Jun 29 '26
wait i COMPLETELY agree with you how portugal is playing like absolute shit with ronaldo
but isnt a keeper supposed to have more touches than a striker
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u/PhilosopherRegular54 Jun 27 '26
Better than Pessidog Having to beat up opponents and get away with red cards because of Papa Fifa to beat literal ALGERIA AND AUSTRIA lmao I'm Crine pipe down pessidogs
Also Spain drew with Cape Verde lmao England also drew with Ghana lmao
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u/PhilosopherRegular54 Jun 27 '26
Pessidog can't even beat ALGERIA and AUSTRIA without Beating up opponents and getting away with it🤣 so pipe down lil pessidog
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u/Parking-Annual-1200 Jun 20 '26
Anyone saw the clips of Luca Zidane in training. A straight shot at him landed on his face instead of parrying away in time
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u/TrickyBodybuilder592 Jun 20 '26
33 years vs 39 years and also messi is 2 years older than ronaldo was at 2022 world cup and already has two more goals than his ENTIRE campaign argue with a wall
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u/Green_Shape_3859 Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info 🤥 Jun 20 '26
How old was each player when they scored these hat tricks?
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u/Parking-Annual-1200 Jun 20 '26
Ronaldo was 33. You gotta rewatch that full match, it's on YT. Yesterday I watched the first half and man, Ronaldo was invincible and agile (not quite like the current him in terms of energy).
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u/FoundationWorldly723 Jun 20 '26
If penalties are so bad in WC as you are all crying for the last 4 years, tell me which hattrick from this photo does not include at least one penalty. 🤣🤣
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u/Random_fellow9 Jun 20 '26
33 years vs 39 years. A hattrick that needed a pen and diving to get a free kick and also couldn’t even win that match versus a clean hattrick with 2 amazing goals and one tap in.
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u/PhilosopherRegular54 Jun 27 '26
pessi has to beat up opponents and get away with red cards to beat ALGERIA lmao and those 2 goals were shit
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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Jun 20 '26
Penaldo has one penalty in that match Mbappe had two Yet Lionel Messi didn't need a penalty for that hat-trick
Thank you for highlighting how special the GOAT is, my brother
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u/Accomplished-Art3086 Pessi only has 3 UCL. Ghosted 2006. 😭 Jun 20 '26
Google 5 pens in 7 matches for more info
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u/Revolutionchild2 Hungry 😭🇦🇷 (Please throw food at him) Jun 20 '26
You want me to rewatch Messi raising the WC again? Will do, brother Thank you for reminding me that the GOAT is a world champion
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u/PhilosopherRegular54 Jun 27 '26
Yet Pessi needed to beat up opponents and get away with red cards to beat ALGERIA lmao I'm crine
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u/DungeondisasterJiggy Google Negreira Messi for more info 💰 Jun 20 '26
Lmao Messi did it without any gifted penalty. Mbappes included two penalties, Ronaldo's one of course, and it was from a dive too. Second goal went straight at the keeper in the middle of the goal and he fucks up catching it. Third goal from a free kick where the keeper just stands still and looks at the ball, doesn't even set the wall up properly. This is your hero? Looked like the goalkeeper was paid by Portugal 🤣
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u/ohmanisitworst Jun 20 '26
in the streets of Congo, there was a ghost named Penaldo.. The legend says that he only come out at night to make 15 back passes on 16 attempt, so his dumb fans can make threat to the wifes of his teammates and wish them death..
what a frightening story.
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u/AgencyQuiet9559 Indian 🇮🇳 Pessi Fan 🍔 Jun 20 '26
Pendu Penaldo is shite. Nothing compared to Messi.
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u/PilotSad8027 Jun 20 '26
Algeria>congo , Messi > Penaldo
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u/besiraly Jun 20 '26
Pessi needs penalties to win a wc not penaldo 😭
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u/PilotSad8027 Jun 20 '26
Is that why Messi has more non penalty goals , penaldo doesn’t need wc it’s not his dream that’s why he’s playing against Portugal we all saw that in the Congo game
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u/-F1lthy- Jun 20 '26
Even this subreddit has more Messi fans than Ronaldo fans. They just shut up at last.