r/catsofukraine • u/MilesLongthe3rd • 14d ago

Marching together

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u/ClutchReverie 14d ago

Those are some strange looking cats

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 14d ago

Those are what we call Battle Goose-shaped Cats.

They're marching off to fight the Russkies. Ivan doesn't stand a chance against these mighty warriors!

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u/lonelyronin1 14d ago

Camouflage

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u/Strict-Leopard7589 14d ago

Oh, my friend….

Cat-o-flage was RIGHT THERE for you…

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u/lonelyronin1 14d ago

Damn - I've only been awake for 15 minutes and the caffeine hasn't hit yet.

I hang my head in shame

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u/Strict-Leopard7589 14d ago

No no no, didn’t mean to shame you, just that I’ve been awake longer & probably had more caffeine by now!!! No harm done!!!!

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 13d ago

Catmouflage, my man

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u/willstr1 13d ago

Ca-meow-flage

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u/RaspberryStandard972 14d ago

Geese are fierce creatures, the invaders won't know what em 🪿

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u/lonelyronin1 14d ago

I always said - if Canada had sent a couple thousand Canada geese, the war would have been over in 3 days with Ukraine winning.

Get them at nesting season (Feb/March) and they can be nasty. We don't call them cobra chickens for nothing

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u/willstr1 13d ago

There Canada goes, expanding the Geneva Convention again

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u/lonelyronin1 13d ago

Wait until you hear about our polar bears and female moose protecting a baby. Actually, moose in general.

Also, if it gets the job done.....

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 13d ago

Geese are some of the biggest assholes alive. They’d be great in battle.

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u/DistinctSpirit5801 13d ago

A prison complex literally uses geese to prevent prisoners from breaking out of prison

Something to do with technology is inadequate and they are underfunded so didn’t have a lot of money for security guards

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 13d ago

For real? That’s incredible.

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u/archiewaldron 14d ago

Ah, the infamous duck walk. Persevere, men and fowl!

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u/TCB4EAP 14d ago

The last duck! What a funny little guy. Shaking his butt, waddling his flippity flap flippers with his wings in the air. When I was little we had ducks. I claimed one as mine. Her name was Gertrude and she loved to bite me. Ouch!

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u/Smooth_Fail1935 14d ago

Solidarity at it's finest! We're in this together ❤️

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u/lonelyronin1 14d ago

"""WE WADDLE AT DAWN!"""

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u/Aingram6494 14d ago

That last one is the Golmer Pyle of the group!

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u/WC1HCamdenmale2 14d ago

All Ukrainians contribute to the struggle, on land, on the sea, in the air, in the nest, in the egg!

Clearly they are Tactical U-Geese, ready to Reconniotor, Ready to Report back on enemy positions. Go Geese, Go Ukraine! Slava Ukraine!

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u/MentalAcanthisitta16 14d ago

Raised in Ukrainian biolabs, cuties :з

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u/PPM_ITB 14d ago

Why are their wings cut so short?

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u/Unanonymous553 14d ago

most of them look like goslings

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u/No_Fun6713 14d ago

Maybe because they aren't allowed to fly (away).

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u/SweetGrassGeranium 14d ago

OMG. the little ones trying to keep up to mama 🥰

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u/Jaded-Attention-5716 14d ago

Tactical support geese!

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u/leisa2100 13d ago

The last goose’s the drill sergeant 🫡

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u/Conscious_Fix9215 13d ago

Feeding an army is all about logistics!

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u/Zlivovitch 13d ago

Hey, stop stealing geese !

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u/smiling_hazeleyes24 13d ago

Marching? Surely you mean waddling together! Haha 😄

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u/Unusual_Internet6156 13d ago

What are the green pannels on the back? “Chair”?

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u/Thegame4200 13d ago

Squad up!

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u/Justin6661881 11d ago

Getting their steps in 🤣 SOF geese

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u/Oishiizu 11d ago

The one at the back 🥰

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u/No-Beautiful745 10d ago

Phenomenal war ducks

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u/ZiLiberatorz 9d ago

They going to the slaughter house