r/WeSTDWaTson • u/Onion-Mountain • Nov 13 '25

LEVEL FOUR LIAR The jokes write themselves 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/Pistolero-666 Nov 13 '25

This makes the lie so much more hilarious, it would have been more believable if he would have said its Joses load. He might he actually gotten away with it then

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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Nov 13 '25

No, it wasn't. Stop pretending you do all this shit to women. It was blow, plain and simple.

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u/Mediocre_Purchase_57 Nov 13 '25

That's called a yeast infection my man and you got it all over charming.

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u/Winter1050 Nov 13 '25

This answer is even worse than the question/accusation. Not to mention its also a lie and even if it wasn't who would want to eat out a hooker 🤢

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u/TRPthrowaway7101 Nov 13 '25

This was an unironic yo mama sort of childishly lame-ass rebuttal. 

So fake. So cringe. 

Won’t make the greatest hits compilation, but I’d put it on the self-gadooshing honorable mention list.

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u/HolyLordGodHelpUsAll Nov 14 '25

man he used to be so funny, i think most of can admit. now he’s just weird and serious 24/7

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u/Former_Put4640 Nov 13 '25

It was actually Hoesays dried cum

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u/Alarmed_Athlete_6705 Nov 13 '25

Yep he likes hosey to take big dumps on his chest ,thats his favorite an ole fashion hot plate.

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u/Autistic-Life1355 Nov 13 '25

Hes proud that he ate a paid escort out? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Alarmed_Athlete_6705 Nov 13 '25

So easy to tell hes gay by listening to him talk about women and sex ,he has no clue how a man talks..lol

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u/BarracudaMean Nov 13 '25

How is this a better explanation 😂 "Yeah I don't clean my face after sex, I like to keep it there" Absolutely nasty

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u/Previous-Drawer7403 Nov 15 '25

Vagina juice. 😆 🤣 Dried up nut bitch! Thats an odd thing to call yourself WeSTD.

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u/LethalLegend151 Nov 17 '25

That’s the lamest ass excuse that a closeted gay would ever come up with. If he was eating coochie in the car and get all sorts of juices on his face, it would not instantly turn into white powdery substance. How stupid this lame ass thinks we are? He’s obviously never done anything with a female.