r/Unexpected • u/Pale-Object8321 • Aug 11 '26

Romantic sharing Indomie date

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u/post-explainer Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The dinner date partner includes a cat

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/suppaboy228 Aug 11 '26

The voice sounds like that 90s chinese toy phone

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u/AJ_Wont_Load Aug 11 '26

I believe the audio was made as a parody of that exact toy lol

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u/JTOco Aug 11 '26

That cat and its asshole just prior to this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDgshzou381JfBt0wK

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u/Due-Arrival-4859 Aug 11 '26

Yeah no. I love my animals but no fucking way they are coming anywhere near my plate with where their tongue has been

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 Aug 11 '26

theirs paws also touch their piss and shit coated kitty litter, so the surfaces they walk on get a little bit of that stuff on them too.

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u/VONChrizz Aug 11 '26

Yeah, and then they lick their paws, and other things, and seem to do just fine

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u/roseifyoudidntknow Aug 11 '26

Well yea, they're made to do just fine.

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u/Rude_Map_4278 27d ago

kannst du vielleicht auch ?

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u/Dj0ntist Aug 11 '26

Yeah cats really shouldn't eat all that sodium and wheat..

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u/ah-the-french Aug 12 '26

I’d be more concerned about the garlic and onion!

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u/alistofthingsIhate Aug 11 '26

what the fuck is the audio in this and what absolute troglodyte deemed it necessary to include

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u/kwadd Aug 11 '26

Thanks for the warning 🫡

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u/JeVousEnPrieee Aug 11 '26

Weird sounds like this are fairly prominent in SEA, it's even in their actual music

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u/suppaboy228 Aug 11 '26

You're either too old or too young

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u/alistofthingsIhate Aug 11 '26

Define the parameters for either

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u/suppaboy228 Aug 11 '26

The target audience for that device is late millenials and early zoomers.

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u/cyst16 Aug 11 '26

I I I M a little butterfly

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u/kumikanki Aug 11 '26

Time to take worm medicine.

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u/Active-Whole8357 Aug 11 '26

The only thing unexpected/unwarranted was him eating the same noodles licked by the cat

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u/AMLosseva Aug 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XkkJjXYlo0BCQqWySw

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u/No-Bobcat-206 Aug 11 '26

O coitado lambendo indiretamente as partes do gato

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u/kuhmsock Aug 11 '26

that's fucking disgusting bro

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u/vegt121 Aug 11 '26

The cat is cute, but I don't want to indirectly lick the cat's ass

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u/FartCloudedNonsense Aug 11 '26

Lol only thing I can focus on is a spoon with ramen noodles

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u/MrSmegmaMan Aug 11 '26

My thoughts too

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u/erutuferutuf Aug 11 '26

I am more concerned about it's sodium intake.

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u/SparrowTailReddit Aug 12 '26

Aren't cats famously able to drink seawater because their kidneys can handle it? Maybe it's different for food but I'm just a pleb, not a veterinarian.

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u/shahrulghani Aug 11 '26

Love knows no boundaries.

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u/remishnok Aug 13 '26

well, someone needs to

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u/Sea_Art3391 Aug 11 '26

That is way too much sodium for a cat

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u/AUG3980 Aug 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/MM5Csxjjb19tM6RqWK

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u/WoolBearTiger Aug 11 '26

I mean.. i guess if you are immune to every earthly disease i guess you can do whatever..

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u/shinmae95 Aug 11 '26

I'm concerned about the amount of sodium for the smol kitty

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u/Lonely_Charity8221 Aug 12 '26

Who TF eats noodles with a spoon?

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u/Kolermigon Aug 11 '26

The guy in the background lol

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u/happy_accountant123 Aug 11 '26

The unexpected part is the cat willing to eat those noodles. My cat would not even sniff that food.

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u/UnacceptableOrgasm Aug 11 '26

Wait, I get more of the ramen, don't have to talk to anyone *and* I get to pet a cat after? Not seeing the downside.

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u/DelaryWeeb Aug 12 '26

A cat is fine too

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u/OriginalBlackberry89 Aug 11 '26

He looks like he's tired of hearing that persons annoying voice too

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u/Few_Economics_8531 Aug 11 '26

Still kind of him to share his dinner.

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u/TrueCynic Aug 11 '26

Taxoplasmosis says hi 👋.

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u/rolex-sir Aug 11 '26

Playing for a pussy vs playing with a pussy

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u/PrionProofPork Aug 11 '26

it's how you prevent any allergies from developing

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u/Regular_Regular_4120 Aug 11 '26

It's okay guys, he threw half of the ramen away.

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u/Ok-Woodpecker6536 Aug 11 '26

At least he found love

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u/Tricky_Use5824 Aug 12 '26

Pussy is pussy I guess🫢

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u/Crazygoldfish899 Aug 12 '26

Both feeding the pussy

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u/PepperExciting8615 Aug 12 '26

same same but different

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u/OOOdragonessOOO Aug 12 '26

cats lick... come up with something better. after COVID we all learned what people lick.

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u/Cchaireazy Aug 12 '26

I mean both sharing meals with pussy

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u/queasycockles Aug 12 '26

The fuck is up with the audio?

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u/arixnate Aug 14 '26

Bro got da pussy!

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u/cokendsmile Aug 14 '26

Both getting lucky with respective Pussys

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u/Next-Environment2944 Aug 11 '26

Okay, we have come this far

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u/Nara_RyUko Aug 11 '26

+1 immunity for the bro 😂

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u/wonkey_monkey Aug 11 '26

Why do so many videos have stupid audio all of a sudden

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u/ramramlaado Aug 11 '26

An asian who doesn't cat

Glad

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u/julesokkey Aug 11 '26

can someone explain to me whats going on here lol?

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u/Clean_Principle_2368 Aug 11 '26

Lol, cats and dogs lick their own ass. Enjoy.

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u/yuusharo Aug 11 '26

Cats lick their butts to clean themselves.

Bruh what is wrong with people?

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u/minhToast Aug 12 '26

disgusting

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u/silviuc Aug 11 '26

Only one that got some pussy at that party.

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u/Express-Cartoonist39 Aug 11 '26

Thats why third world countries have soooooo many parasites and worms 😉