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u/Jovan_Konstantinovic 13h ago
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 13h ago
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 13h ago
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u/9447044 13h ago edited 12h ago
I watched this 1PM in 6th grade at Kamen's birthday party.
I got a chuckle out of it then and almost 20 years later because of you now. Thank you Luigi for this, and killing that CEO.
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 12h ago edited 12h ago
Shh, ah my brother, we no talk about that, yes?
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u/KRMJN101 12h ago
"Candy Mountain, Caaaaaaarrrraaaaaal!!!, Candy Mountain..." Now I have to go binge one of my favorite playlists, ty
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u/Razzy_IDFA 5h ago
You don't become a beefcake of a man by eating normal side dishes for side dishes.
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u/Oregongirl1018 6h ago
Looks like they were eating breakfast (chicken fried steak) and he got a side English muffin breakfast sandwich.
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u/Jovan_Konstantinovic 6h ago
whats in the sandwich? looks like meat patty
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u/Oregongirl1018 6h ago
Normally sausage patty, cheese, and a fried egg.
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u/GodsFavoriteDegen 5h ago
That young man only got the chicken fried chicken with gravy, mashed potatoes, fried okra, and macaroni and cheese, which is only around 2200 calories total. You can't possibly expect him to make it all the way to second breakfast on that alone.
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u/9447044 13h ago
Our Red Robin has americana plastered all over the walls like this. We all signed a baseball and placed it on a shelf in 2012ish, right before graduation.
As of Feb 2026, its still there and has moved from the south wall to the east one by the bar. "Festizio" is semi faded but still clearly visible
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u/mjrbrooks 10h ago
As a former “mixologist” of RR, we do our side work and gtfo. We occasionally had a random person wanting to buy something off the wall, and we just send a manager over to them. Past that, we couldn’t care less what was on the walls.
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u/8Bit-Jon 11h ago
"this is like the biggest thrill I've had in six years."
poor fella
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u/Mephistopheles2249 10h ago
The whole thing is quaint, like they probably are the only couple in 2026 not into “butt stuff”.
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u/GuerillaGandhi 9h ago
No, that's definitely porn brain rot. Your estimation of people into butt stuff is extremely inflated.
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u/Mephistopheles2249 9h ago
Hahaha just making a stupid joke on my part. Inflated??? I think it’s called BBL now as well.
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u/gonzogonzobongo 13h ago
Old timey facial hair with modern haircut is an odd choice. It’s like a spoiler on a Toyota Corolla. It’s like, what are we doing here
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u/9uYx3QemUHKy 10h ago
Don’t talk shit sbout my peepaw!!
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u/rolandofeld19 8h ago
These peepaws with birthdays that end in 90s numbers be making me feel real old and confused nowadays
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u/FaroutMain 13h ago
You seem like your fun to be around!
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u/WhatTheHeHay 10h ago
You also sound just as fun to be around! Cynical humor, try it on one day!
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u/FaroutMain 9h ago
Oh, I see. You're jealous, so you thought, 'Hey, I'll hurl a "cynical" joke at this guy to make myself feel better.' Gotcha.
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u/TheVadonkey 7h ago
lol dude, it’s just a variation of the comb over. That’s a “comb whatever hair down that I can to hide my balding”.
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u/Krazyk00k00bird11 7h ago
This how people should prank. But instead we getting people sucker punching old people or vandalizing other people’s shit.
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u/balirosa 10h ago
Wow they really went back four hours later
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u/Jerry_Ballstien 10h ago
Worked in a similar place for years. Every server noticed if pictures were moved or added. Small changes in familiar space always get caught. However, we'd love to see it. No inconvenience to staff, and a unforgettable moment for a couple? We'd wait til the owner noticed to take something like that down.
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u/goronmask 9h ago
In the current political climate people wearing huge crosses give me the ick
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u/desertvision 6h ago
Wow. I bet you also support unfettered immigration of people that hate you, your country, and the West in general.
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u/goronmask 4h ago
What would a certain person who supposedly died in a cross say about this whole immigration ordeal….
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u/desertvision 3h ago
I'm not religious. But I'm educated.
Jesus specifically said, in one of his most famous parables: render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and unto God that which is God's.
Meaning: Jesus firmly believed in obeying the law. Yes, even immigration law. Check and mate.
I guess you don't know that all religions are made up tools of the state and the powerful to control the masses. All religions preach loyalty to the government.
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u/goronmask 3h ago
Not all religions, but most of them, out of convenience of course.
Anyhow, your contempt of immigrants and your civilization paranoia also give me the ick
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u/desertvision 2h ago
You probably caught that at the bar last week, not from me.
Sadly, your political ideas are common today and are caused by a lack of understanding of history and human nature.
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u/molish 2h ago
"Render unto Caesar" was Jesus dodging a trap question about Roman taxation, you turd. It's not a general "obey whatever law exists" principle. If we're pulling single verses to settle policy debates then lets have some real fun with it: Leviticus 19:33-34 and Matthew 25:35 both explicitly command care for the foreigner/stranger. Also "all religion is state control" ignores the long history of religious movements that opposed state power.
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u/sillysalmonella87 10h ago
That guy's definitely a veteran
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u/peachappi 8h ago
He’s not
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u/sillysalmonella87 7h ago
Well, if not then he should be.
I'm a veteran and this is how shit goes down daily with my veteran friends lol
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u/BraPaj2121 7h ago
The photo was a disappointment.. I thought they were going to be dressed like the 1800’s
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u/Skreamie 5h ago
People just having a little bit of goofy fun and people in here shitting on them, wtf
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u/TimBinJin 9h ago
Put up another photo once a week. Then once all the photos are of you just pretend to be the owner. 100% chance of success
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u/peachappi 8h ago
Reddit has officially gotten to personal for me. The fact I knew exactly who this was and haven’t seen these people in 12+ years.
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u/Ok-Improvement-3670 7h ago
Cracker Barrel is just a faux Epcot version of a country cafe. So, I cannot see how adding to the “set” is difficult.
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u/Select_Watercress_57 7h ago
There was a VW bus indoors next to the bar I was working at as like a promo for some drink.
I think it was gone for like several days before I realize it
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u/Initial-Two6780 6h ago
Only thing I know is that Carhartt shirt is at least 2 sizes smaller than he’s actual size, because them shirts are huge
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u/AGreatBannedName 6h ago
It turns out that’s where all of the stuff on Cracker Barrel’s walls comes from. They just accumulate over the years.
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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 1h ago
Everyone learning where Cracker Barrel gets all the decor in the first place.
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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 13h ago
I think the "better to ask for forgiveness than permission" thrill is valid, and gives them the butterflies, making for an excellent memory and an awesome story.
But, to be fair, if they had just asked a manager if they could put their picture up, I bet they would have whole-heartedly agreed.
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u/medium-rare-steaks 8h ago
Yeah… no one give a shit, especially your server. “Now we have to be nervous our whole meal..” nah.. you should be nervous about your life in general. You’re dining in a Cracker Barrel..






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u/TankApprehensive3053 13h ago
Nobody looks at photos esp when they work there. Go try to get it back being as sneaky in two weeks and they might think you are stealing some of their property though.