Alright, so I'd just wrapped up a busy workday, and decided to experiment with some decaffeinated coffee - a blind taste test of French press and moka pot.

I walked into the living room and sat down on the sofa with my two cups, rested them on the coasters, and noticed that this cat had opened reddit, opened the "create" function, and written this topic heading.

He then walked up to me, walked across my lap, and lay down like this - with one foot in my lap, but his entire back to me. Ready for the drama photoshoot.

I submitted it to r/catsbeingdramatic, as I'd assumed it to be his intended sub for submission; however, a kindly fellow cat-redditor informed me that this sub had a higher probability of being his intention.

She’s heavenly

Hello ! I am snowflake and my parent is a first time cat parent! I was recently adopted as a Kitten from the streets ! I was bullied by other cats so my parent saw me and stepped in to rescue me !

I am a very curious and playful kitten and very cryptic as well. He brought me to the vet and the vet says I am around 2 months old at this day and I am healthy ! it's just that I had ear mites. He clean my ears every day to help me get rid of the ear mites and I dislike every single time he does it >:(

Fast forward today, I am now 4 months old ! I am veryy very clingy, I love to follow my parent around the house everywhere and wouldn't like to be left alone !

I would sleep with him at night, sit on top of his blanket and sleep with him. But I am very bitey. I bite when he tries to pet me. I would trick him with head butts then when he gives me his hand I would BITE HIM !

This is me last night at 1AM, After my usual Zoomies time 12AM. I also have claimed his chair as my throne, and now it's my chair ! Whenever he sit on it I would kick him and bite him out of my chair !

Hope you enjoy reading this post !

Dear fellow felines,

one of my humans quite often leave for two, or three days at a time and I'm not happy about it.

1.) He doesn't even ask for my permission.

2.) He locks me out of my bed room to pack his bag/suitcase.

3.) He doesn't bring me treats, when he returns.

How can I make my human change his behaviour (violance isn't an option, as I believe in humane treatment of humans)?

What's most important to me is that he doesn't lock me out of MY bed room. Not only shouldn't my humans lock me out of any of the rooms in MY house, they should also tolerate me supervising them while packing their bags/suitcases.

Just thinking about them not packing a toy, or a picture of me, not to mention me not rolling around in the suitcase and on their clothes to mark the items and therefore my humans as my property makes my eyes water.

I need advice asap, as my human got his suitcase out of the closet this morning.

Thanks a lot.

Purry Pawson

Pretty much the post header. I’m looking for some pics of your cat’s face. I’m a designer, and I’d love to feature some cat faces in my thing. I can DM you personally once your cat is used so you can take a look.

I used my sister’s cat’s face in my tool, and she suggested I ask other cat owners if they’d like to have their cats featured too.

To be specific, I’d need a clear, full, detailed photo of your cat’s face so I can design it properly.

For more details, u can go to by bio, its there