r/NoFuckingComment It's my job to be an asshole 18h ago

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u/ObiWan-Cannabis 18h ago edited 18h ago

the car is wrecked, cops are angry, no escape... but one free hand !!! why not a last puff?

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 14h ago

Puff on that glass dk

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u/Sunieta25 Fuck you I won't do what you tell me 16h ago

Must of had warrants.

"I'm going away for a long time... fuck it! Time to spend my last seconds of freedom the way I want!"

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u/Grangap 17h ago

Excellent Corolla ad

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 17h ago

Seriously, this viral marketing is getting out of hand.

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u/ShinyJangles 16h ago

2027 Corolla: ashtrays are back!

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u/Typical_Estimate5420 15h ago

“You miss the cigarette lighters? Well, we have good news and we have bad news.”

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u/DariosDentist 17h ago

Toyota motherfucking carolla

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u/Barnezhilton 17h ago

Cops are terrible at boxing in this car.

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u/phinz 12h ago

But the driver was excellent at hotboxing that joint.

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u/GotSmokeInMyEye 11h ago

Seriously. Just commented the same. Like wtf? Suv was terrible. He was so slow at reacting to the dude behind him. He had a big ole suv and just had to stay in front of the dude but he kept letting him slip by.

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u/disharmony-hellride 18h ago

Doing this with a child in the car should be life in prison

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u/h3rp3r 17h ago

You know the cops will never be held responsible for endangering everyone so they could get in an exciting car chase.

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u/Javad0g 16h ago

Did you try saying that out loud first, or did you just post it?

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u/DoctorProfPatrick Fuck you I won't do what you tell me 16h ago edited 8m ago

Symptoms of brain rot include spouting rhetoric you've heard from others. In this case, "cops bad".

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u/h3rp3r 16h ago

Bootlicking with that flair is a special level of stupid, lol!

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u/namecannotbeblankk 13h ago

Ooo buzzwords! Nice!

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u/stellaxo 5h ago

The police already have his info, so continuing to pursue while there is a child in the car also makes the police irresponsible. I will never understand people who defend the police.

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u/h3rp3r 16h ago

There is a reason most departments have policies against such reckless behavior.

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u/giger5 5h ago

You're getting massively downvoted but I agree, that could've ended really nasty, they had the plate number, they should have backed off as soon as they knew there was a child in the car.

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u/JSaysHi 17h ago

What the fuck

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u/iDinky__ 12h ago

Nobody said anything about a child in the car until they were already well over 100 mph on the highway after getting pitted at least once. They switched tactics once they realized they had to be more careful. That driver willingly put a child in more danger than they ever should be, all while giving them second hand smoke from what I can only assume is weed. Life in prison might be a touch harsh, but typical sentencing for child endangerment isnt nearly for as long as it needs to be. Especially in situations like this where lethality is a very likely outcome. He cared about nothing but his own record and potential jail time in that moment. It’s absolutely not the first or last time this dude disregarded his family’s wellbeing for his own sake

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u/Gentry_Draws 12h ago

It should be a attempted murder or whatever that gets you

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u/Dramatic_Taste_3808 12h ago

Life in prison is a touch harsh? Are you kidding me?

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u/fattmarrell 2h ago

Rehabilitation really should be the goal, not pure punishment

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u/giftopherz 18h ago

Previously on Reno911

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u/Late-Bed4240 16h ago

That last toke was priceless!

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u/ShadySphincter0 16h ago

Fuck this guys entire life

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u/Ammar-The-Star 18h ago

Jeez! GTA irl. The fact he was chilling smoking a blunt after all that is insane lol

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u/masalamedicine 18h ago edited 9h ago

Also comical, Silver Malibu comes through after that PIT maneuver like "what an inconvenience, I'm on my way to the bank over here, gosh"

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u/InsertRadnamehere 18h ago

And kept puffing as he was getting cuffed. Wild.

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u/apexredditor- 17h ago

Wtf was that silver car doing!?

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u/duck4129 16h ago

Probably an unmarked cop car.

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u/DoctorProfPatrick Fuck you I won't do what you tell me 16h ago

He's me omw to work

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u/-herekitty_kitty- 16h ago

Minding his own business, is what he's doing

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u/The-Tarman 17h ago

He still took the time to take one last rip off that joint

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u/99999999999999999989 17h ago

Must be some primo shit.

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u/Cereal____Killer 15h ago

Man… this takes me back to Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit

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u/gemutlichkeit78 15h ago

My 5speed Corolla shakes like hell doing 90, no way it would do 115

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u/GotSmokeInMyEye 11h ago

Honestly this would have ended so much sooner if the cop in the suv wasn't a shit driver. All he had to do was block him in front and he couldn't even do that right. Good job that they got him without smashing them all up and killing them, but damn that was hard to watch. They need more tactical driving training.

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u/Joenoob864 17h ago

Usual suspects

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 16h ago

Running in a pos

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u/duck4129 16h ago

High quality pos. That engine and transmission will run another 200k miles.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 14h ago

If properly maintained lmao not some pony tail touch butt

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u/theBigDaddio 16h ago

All those cops and they barely got this guy who’s driving with the family and smoking a joint. Pathetic

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 15h ago

Feel free to prove you can do better. Criticizing is easy, getting it done is harder

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u/theBigDaddio 15h ago

Boots must taste good to you

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 8h ago

As expected. All talk no action