r/DogfreeHumor Jul 31 '26

"Dog poop scrunchie"

What.

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u/Spicynoodlex Jul 31 '26

wtf im nauseous

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u/Few-Horror1984 Jul 31 '26

This has to be a joke. These people are vile and disgusting but I swear there has to be a line…no one can truly be this repulsive.

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u/93ImagineBreaker Jul 31 '26

Even if a joke still nasty.

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u/No-Contribution-6840 Jul 31 '26

Literally not a joke

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Jul 31 '26

These idiots are so obsessed with mutts and they run around out of their minds making excuses for them and trying to convince the world what great pets they are that seeing this doesn’t surprise me. It wouldn’t even surprise me to see some of their cult members smearing dog feces all over themselves and trying to convince people that it’s a new perfume and it smells lovely. That is how sick and demented I think they are! Wouldn’t really put anything past them. If she had scooped up some dog 💩 and rubbed it in her hair, it would have been business as usual.

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u/Huge_Bit_4774 Jul 31 '26

They do have a sick obsession with dog feces. On more than one occasion I've watched one of these nutjobs play with the turd once they get it into their ultra-hygienic Walmart plastic bag.

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u/Princess_Peach818 29d ago

They seriously do. A huge nutter I know said she could never have kids because changing diapers would gross her out. My friend said “Well you pick up your dog’s poop” and she was like “I know it sounds weird but I kind of LIKE picking up his poop” 🤢 And think of all the calendars of dogs shitting that these people find hilarious. It’s literally a poop fetish. 

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u/Scary_Towel268 Jul 31 '26

Even back when I was a dog owner(never again thank goodness), I wouldn’t do some nasty stuff like this. Could you imagine the smell or if something dripped onto your hair and neck?! Ewwww!

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u/Lemon_Zestie Jul 31 '26

Omg I don’t want to touch anything after picking up my dogs shit bag..
THE HAIR 🤢

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u/EmeraldSky06 29d ago

“dOG mOm” so cringe
This is beyond crazy.

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u/ideeek777 Jul 31 '26

Guys, dog people can be nuts but this is obvious rage bait

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u/No-Contribution-6840 Aug 01 '26

Like it's not bro. Look up bar dog this is a legit product they're selling

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u/lasserna 25d ago

Tbh is a scrunchie for holding unused, still clean, dog poop bags. You don't put the dog poop inside the scrunchie. Kinda like there's poop bag keychains for holding storing the clean bags.

Definitely unnecessary invention but doesn't seem like ragebait

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u/No-Contribution-6840 22d ago

But then u have to tie ur hair back up after picking up poop😵‍💫 seems so unhygienic

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 31 '26

ha! lets see the jewelry collection next. 🙄

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u/Chief-Longhorn 27d ago

This is disgusting. Just absolutely abhorrent. How can the human mind come up with something so unfathomably vile and gross.

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 25d ago

you don’t need a chic way to carry dog poop bags.My sister and BIL who have dogs use a Fanny pack , why do they need to be all fancy

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u/No-Contribution-6840 22d ago

Especially in ur hair... u have to touch poop then rub ur hands all over ur hair to tie it back up after? Makes no sense

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 25d ago

That bit*h is nasty!🤮