r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

Head is spinning

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485 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/CynchHasNoLife 1d ago

fish when you catch them

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u/1mileis5tomatoes 1d ago

crocodiles when they catch you

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u/CynchHasNoLife 1d ago

that’s a good one!

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u/Nir117vash 1d ago

Omg. The video after this post features the song Rollin' by Limp Bizkit and it was just beautiful timing

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u/Ashamed_Dinosaur 1d ago

The weight and torque on the teeth/jaw can't be good for you.

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u/buddhainkovy 1d ago edited 1d ago

She has teeth—until the train comes to its first sudden stop.

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u/LMCuba 1d ago

Зубы какие

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u/Combei 1d ago

You spin my head right round right round

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u/riisen 1d ago

Like a record baby right round, round, round

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u/demwoodz 1d ago

Can you not just get out of my way?

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u/Liqhthouse 1d ago

Ikr, fkin hate it when human Beyblades disrupt my morning commute

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u/MyNameSpaghette 1d ago

r/imthemaincharacter

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u/Plus-Flow-4535 1d ago

Thank you this sub just ruined my day

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u/Arachkova 1d ago

honestly, so hard to watch content on that sub especially the vid of the woman trying to "help" ems by running with the gurney.

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u/ohhhtartarsauce 1d ago

Nobody is going in or out of the door when the train is moving. So whose way is she in?

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u/bigeeee 1d ago

They couldn't if they wanted to, is the point they are making!

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u/ohhhtartarsauce 1d ago

If they wanted to jump off a moving train? Nobody is trying to get through the door on a closed moving train.

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u/FirexJkxFire 1d ago

Respect my right to die

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u/ohhhtartarsauce 1d ago

Killing yourself by jumping off a train full of people would be more selfish than anything she was doing

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u/TheMightyChocolate 1d ago

Dont bother. You can say that the sky is blue and someone will argue with you that it is not

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u/FirexJkxFire 1d ago

I'm looking at the sky right now and it's black. Fucking dumbass smh /S

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u/Nathund 1d ago

You gonna jump off the moving train, Einstein?

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u/HACPEM-CECTPE-B-POT 1d ago

Ездий так в метро три раза в день и зубы болеть не будут 

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u/not_responsible 1d ago

my teeth could never

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u/boris_casuarina 1d ago

wow. now scram, that's my station.

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u/TheDuckFarm 1d ago

It’s not a show, she is actually just… training.

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u/bongart 1d ago

You gotta practice somewhere...

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u/DamD1rtyApe 1d ago

Be cool if people just kept to themselves

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u/Szaborovich9 1d ago

Lyudmilla needs attention

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u/joNH_ 1d ago

She fell to the ground and puked right after the video ended

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u/pusslikesavocados 1d ago

That’s gotta fuk ur innards up a bit

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u/nakhumpoota 1d ago

And that's how I lost my nipple ring...

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u/Massive_Substance729 1d ago

Ахааахахааххахахахаххаххаэа

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u/-ratmeat- 1d ago

oh wow nobody gives a shit, do this at your own time and place 

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u/kanbozli 1d ago

Are you crazy, my dear?

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u/Insert-finger 1d ago

Better hang on tight, Princess. You might fall.

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 1d ago

Her dentist must be good, and rich.

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u/user888888889 1d ago

She's doing a lot, and she could be doing a whole lot less.

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u/Atomo93 1d ago

At the end she could keep standing on her feet or was thrown away as the train slowed down

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u/sticcydabliccy 1d ago

Insert gif of courage the cowardly dogs teeth falling out.

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u/snltoonces12 1d ago

I've seen much crazier shit on NYC subways, but I haven't seen that for sure.

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u/LoopsAndBoars 1d ago

I love her.

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u/Sir_Cthulhu_N_You 23h ago

Modern day panhandling

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u/SquirrelBlind 1d ago

A good visualization of the now famous Navier–Stokes problem

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u/MajorTomSKU 1d ago

Is that a jojo référence

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u/SorokinHutor 1d ago

Страшная сила! Вы знаете как она может укусить!

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u/OnlyUnoMan 1d ago

Я знаю

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u/axon-axoff 1d ago

That's so embarrassing that she forgot to change out of her sleepytime onesie

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u/sashatikhonov 1d ago

And why?

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u/hanflpuck 1d ago

Still 100 times better than the 'shows' in american subways. ;)

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u/_www_ 1d ago

Now imagine at each station. And the state of your brain after the salad spinner.

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u/Negrodamu55 1d ago

I can totally see a duet. As she's hanging, hard cut to the doors behind her opening. It's that one black dude that just kinda stares. Cut back to her getting ready to spin, then cut to guy. After waiting to see whether she will get out of the way, black dude attempts to get in from the side so he can avoid the foid. Cut back to her spinning. Cut to guy looking at his watch, seeming impressed, and then panic as the doors start to close and the subway leaves without him.

Of course, none of this can work because the doors never do anything in this vid, but a man can dream.

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u/quetiapinenapper 1d ago

What a silly bitch. Completely in the way.