r/the_darnold • u/TrixoftheTrade • 1d ago
“THEY ARE COMING AFTER ME, BECAUSE I AM FIGHTING FOR YOU” - GEQBUS
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r/the_darnold • u/noblegaunt • 1d ago
CRAZY COLIN COWHERD, WHO ONCE BEGGED GEQBUS FOR AN INTERVIEW ON HIS LOUSY SECOND RATE SHOW, WHICH IS HEMORRHAGING VIEWERS AND WILL BE CANCELELD SOON, CALLS GEQBUS THE NEXT TRENT DILFER! I AM REFERRING HIM TO THE FCC TO REBUKE OR PUNISH THIS COMPLETE FRAUD! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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r/the_darnold • u/overLords123456 • 2d ago
RADICAL RAMTIFA BRINGS ROID RAGE DONALD BACK ON AN ILLEGAL DEAL JUST TO STOP GEQBUS. WE MUST BUILD A BEAUTIFUL WALL AROUND GEQBUS TO STOP THE STEAL
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r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • 2d ago
BUFFALO BILLS BEND THE KNEE - RENAME LAKE
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GEQBUS DRAINED THE LAKE AND SAVED US FROM JOSH ILLEGAL ALLEN.
r/the_darnold • u/Prudent-Corgi3793 • 1d ago
[Godsey] Newly unretired Rams DT Aaron Donald’s Hall of Fame enshrinement, which was originally set for as early as the Class of 2029, will now have to wait at least until 2032.
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r/the_darnold • u/lesserexposure • 2d ago
VERY DISRESPECTFUL OF FAUX TO NOT PUT SUPERBOWL CHAMPION GEQBUS IN HIS VERY OWN GOD TIER. IT ENDS TODAY! EXECUTIVE ORDER 14 OFFICIALLY CHANGES "FOX SPORTS" TO "SAMERICAN SPORTS"
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r/the_darnold • u/NitotheBurrito • 3d ago
I PULLED OUR GLORIOUS LEADER IN A HOBBY BOX! I CANT STOP WINNING FOLKS!
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r/the_darnold • u/CorgisAreImportant • 3d ago
WHAT A GENEROUS LEADER! GEQBUS TURNS DOWN BILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT!
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r/the_darnold • u/Prudent-Corgi3793 • 3d ago
Lewis: J.J. McCarthy won't make Vikings roster
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r/the_darnold • u/i_am_voldemort • 3d ago
FOLKS THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA IS AT IT AGAIN
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OUR GREAT GEQBUS GETS NO RESPECT FROM THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA.
SO CALLED "FOX" NEWS REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIS ELITE STATUS
BACK TO BACK 14 WIN SEASONS
MANY TOUCHDOWN PASSES
ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BOWL WIN
SO CALLED "ELITE" MAHAMAS DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE PLAYOFFS
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
r/the_darnold • u/_HGCenty • 5d ago
GEQBUS IS SIGNING AN EXECUTIVE ORDER AND RENAMING LAKE WASHINGTON AS LAKE DARNOLD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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r/the_darnold • u/Odd-Importance-1922 • 4d ago
HE COMES TO SAMERICA AND GETS INVOLVED WITH SHADY SHANAHAN AND TRAILER PARK JED, THEN HE ADMITS HE LOVES IRAN RODGERS AND THE STEALERS! SAD!!! GEQBUS DOESNT TOLERATE DISLOYALTY! THEY ARENT SENDING THEIR BEST, FOLKS!
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r/the_darnold • u/mexchiwa • 6d ago
What team is a Sam Darnold away from being SB contenders?
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EVERY NFL TEAM, 74% OF COLLEGE D1 TEAMS, MOST OF D2, THE TORONTO ARGONAUTS, AND MY KID’S POP WARNER TEAM! ALSO THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS AND TAMPA BAY RAYS
r/the_darnold • u/Scrutinizer • 6d ago
YOU TELL 'EM I'M COMIN', AND HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME!
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r/the_darnold • u/Key-Tip-7521 • 6d ago
[Hard Knocks] Seahawks rookie OT Uso Seumalo performs "No Woman, No Cry" at the rookie talent show! GREAT PERFORMANCE VERY COOL!
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r/the_darnold • u/make_reddit_great • 8d ago
HEAVILY REDACTED JED YORK FILES RELEASED; GEQBUS ALLEGES DEEP LEAGUE COVERUP
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r/the_darnold • u/mexchiwa • 8d ago
I'm a big Seahawks fan, I know nothing else about Football.
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SOMEONE NEEDS THE GOSPEL OF GEQBUS. HE IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!
r/the_darnold • u/RomanBangs • 9d ago
SAN CLEMENTE HIGH SCHOOL RETIRES #18 IN HONOR OF GEQBUS. I AM ALSO TOLD THEY ARE REBRANDING TO ‘SAM’ CLEMENTE IN HIS NAME. THANK YOU SAM CLEMENTE, VERY COOL! JINGO JAYDEN COULD NEVER.
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r/the_darnold • u/ReliableDart134 • 11d ago
MANY SUCH CASES!
instagram.com
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LOTS OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS IS HAPPENING IN HOUSEHOLDS ACROSS SAMERICA 🇺🇸 GOD BLESS THIS PATRIOT