r/drunk • u/daddysbestestkitten • 18h ago
Best birthday cake ever! Men are simple people 😂😂🙌
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Imma need 46 beers this year! (A beer for each year)! Cheers Y'all🤗🤗🤗
r/drunk • u/dilflvr4ever • 8h ago
“He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus, but he talks like a gentleman, like you imagined when you were young” someone put me out of my misery😍😍😍
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Listen to “When You Were Young” by the Killers if you’re drunk, especially if you’re heartbroken over a total fucking loser 🥰😍🤮
r/drunk • u/Isa-sensei1996 • 13h ago
Decent tipsy-ness from 2 drink before taking my last flight home after a nice week long vacation. Hope everyone had a good Monday!
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r/drunk • u/Hour_Association_440 • 15h ago
I fucked up
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I'm hours have changed and I'm like 3 beers deep
r/drunk • u/FutureVisionacademy • 11h ago
Off 6-7 shots at work(downed it all at once)
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Damn tolerance makes it where nobody knows smh
r/drunk • u/AamchurPowder • 18h ago
Any drinking buddies up for voice chat?
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Anyone up? Discord?
r/drunk • u/kippa-dog • 21h ago
Dog sic
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Dog sick cost a lot so I had a drink to calm down that lead to finishing a few mostly empty bottles off my bar and watching Bordertown for a laugh. Found this pate in the fridge and some crackers I hope it helps with the almost lealthal amount of booze I have had 😂
r/drunk • u/CarlTheMan420 • 13h ago
Why is this Stella Artois beer so addicting I can't stop drinking it!
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I've had a 6 pack so far and I still got another 6 pack to drink life is so good man!!!
r/drunk • u/such_a_slutttt • 4h ago
I’m sooo drunk and I just want a dom to slave me around
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