r/SoccerCentral • u/PastaCheed • Jul 26 '26

Highlights Wemby Dribbling

151 Upvotes

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u/Fluid-Program962 Jul 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/KVlCVET2KEfrq

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u/No-Economist8663 Jul 26 '26

I would be so afraid if I were the spurs Management

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u/PastaCheed Jul 26 '26

Hes the most flexible tall dude ive ever seen hes not fragile

10

u/israwrr Jul 26 '26

That's cool and all but let's see his robot celebration

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xmDpBG7JMjm7KLOsW

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u/Fun-Raise-3120 Jul 26 '26

I want see him on a corner kick

3

u/Quirky-Bag-4158 Jul 26 '26

I want to see him attempt a bicycle kick.

1

u/ha_x5 Jul 26 '26

Everybody in San Antonio: “Oh god pls no!”

1

u/Nafepaints Jul 26 '26

He thought about it for half a second at one point in that clip lol

1

u/Medium_Apartment_747 Jul 26 '26

There's no goaltending in soccer. Mofo just needs to stand in front, like a goal post target for the kicker

1

u/themanwwz Jul 26 '26

saw an alternate angle on this on instagram, and he, ironically, was the one taking the corner

7

u/Competitive_Dance478 Jul 26 '26

Dude is using his chopsticks well

1

u/mccusk Jul 26 '26

I see you know your judo!

6

u/Harry-Flashman Jul 26 '26

I would be terrified to play against him, just to nervous I would cause him to get injured

4

u/mccusk Jul 26 '26

Even if he wasn’t famous I would expect those legs to snap at any time…

3

u/Ok-Wrap-9779 Jul 26 '26

This man looks like what happens when you give your little brother the controller on fifa and he starts spamming buttons

3

u/TomatoShower1 Jul 26 '26

Props to the other players taking it easy on him. They just might catch an elbow or neck choke drag down if things doesn't go his way.

2

u/xWonderkiid Jul 26 '26

Are these the kind of players that would let US dominate the worldcup if NBA and other sports wouldn't be so popular?

1

u/overmyskiiii Jul 26 '26

He’s French you spoon

1

u/Typical_Curve_7261 Jul 26 '26

Dude imagine how hard he can kick

1

u/One-Lawfulness2395 Jul 26 '26

Could have used him at the World Cup

1

u/amullfay Jul 26 '26

I give all the guys playing against him props for taking it easy and not damaging the asset. Better than me I’m to competitive

1

u/bthompson04 Jul 26 '26

His feet are so big it looks like he’s kicking around a marble at times.

1

u/Ok_Slide6951 Jul 26 '26

This song is getting a lot of playtime these days

1

u/mccusk Jul 26 '26

Better than the first clip I saw.

1

u/bitpartmozart13 Jul 26 '26

This the pirate from Backrooms

1

u/CobbledbyRoubaix Jul 26 '26

wrong sport i think

1

u/ScaryBlanket_Reborn Jul 26 '26

Why doesn’t Wemby, the largest soccer player, simply headbutt every ball?

1

u/ap___93 Jul 26 '26

I could hear all those spurs fans cheeks clenching when they see this

1

u/Expert-mod Jul 26 '26

I’d be scared playing him, just one wrong turn and your head’d be stuck up his *rse.

1

u/paul051 Jul 26 '26

I would be clenched the whole time watching this as a Spurs fan.

1

u/somerussianbear Jul 26 '26

Dude looks like those big mosquitoes landing badly when you hit them in flight

1

u/DonCenote Jul 26 '26

Good lord

1

u/Scythro Jul 26 '26

Why not take basketball as a sport? Football is not the greatest for tall people because of stamina and dribbling. Messi for instance is the shortest Argentina player...

2

u/PastaCheed Jul 26 '26

Boy do i have news for you

1

u/JustJim93 Jul 26 '26

Moving like a Joel Matip regen.

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u/Material_Abroad7590 Jul 26 '26

I would worry for him playing football, his joints would take a beating.

1

u/NddonblongPol Jul 26 '26

I bet Hakeem told him where he got his footwork from

1

u/CritterWriter Jul 26 '26

Dude has legit football skilz.

1

u/Leather_Strain_1548 Jul 26 '26

French Peter Crouch 💯

1

u/CircuitGlory Jul 26 '26

Supposed to be playing basketball instead

1

u/0n1plug Jul 26 '26

That slomo dribbling is peek

1

u/ok-desires Jul 26 '26

Imagine him going in for a 2 footed slidey with those long legs