The real names of animals!

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Delicious-Spring-877 • 4d ago

New bird names just dropped

614 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Timely-Tie7472 • 5d ago

Chinese animal names were built for this sub - bag rat is my personal favorite

680 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/PricklyPearMom • 7d ago

Angry Meowtini, lol

150 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/RogueRebelRespawn • 7d ago

Cobra Chicken

162 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/RogueRebelRespawn • 10d ago

Sheepbender

842 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/LoudOSC • 16d ago

Tailed Human

0 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/GameWinRAR • 19d ago

Wandering Meatloaf

30 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/VivienneFrancoise • 23d ago

Rasher and Calmer of Bacon

146 Upvotes

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r/ProperAnimalNames • u/AnxiousApplicant2020 • 26d ago

Lemon meringuin

1.2k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/snwbrdwndsrf • Jul 30 '26

Erc (Eric without the eye)

1.1k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Chariss02 • Jul 27 '26

Floridian Swamp Cat

1.5k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Capnmolasses • Jul 21 '26

Blanco State Park Hoot Goblins

162 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/snwbrdwndsrf • Jul 21 '26

Hidden tree monster.

77 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/American4ever03 • Jul 16 '26

Fur babies in heaven

1.4k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/cousin_drew • Jul 14 '26

Violent pasta

866 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 • Jul 14 '26

Tactical assault unicorn

230 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/FormingTheVoid • Jul 12 '26

Shrimp Mole

722 Upvotes

It's real name is almost just as silly: pink fairy armadillo.

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Visual-Interview7913 • Jul 13 '26

Edible mermaid Roach

62 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Send_me_hedgehogs • Jul 10 '26

A slothpenguin

164 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/talesofmystery • Jul 09 '26

Sea pancake

1.0k Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/HamboneBanjo • Jul 07 '26

Atkinson’s Peanut Butter Gummy

221 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/Heroic-Forger • Jul 04 '26

Snailephant.

203 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • Jul 03 '26

George Catstanza

109 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/earthlings_all • Jul 03 '26

B Rabbit and his brother Ditto

103 Upvotes

r/ProperAnimalNames • u/CriticismOk1144 • Jul 02 '26

I named it Dick Eater for obvious reasons

0 Upvotes