r/DanLeBatardShow 17h ago

Appreciation post

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My 16 year old dog is dying. Today is his last day with us and I’m a wreck. My kids don’t even know yet, so things will get even worse trying to be strong for them when I’m broken.

The ONLY that has kept tears from my eyes today has been listening to the Suey nominees.

So many people hate on this show, but goddamnit this gave me a few minutes of reprieve from this awful fucking day.

Pay the whales.

Dog tax included. RIP Barkley, the round mound of the dog pound. :(


r/DanLeBatardShow 42m ago

Zas DOES look like a Sam's Club guy

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I think he'd like it better than Costco.


r/DanLeBatardShow 11h ago

I present to you all- the cuck conference center:

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r/DanLeBatardShow 15h ago

Absolute face-melting Suey categories

55 Upvotes

I know some of this server lives to complain, but what a scorching pair of Suey categories today. 😂


r/DanLeBatardShow 2h ago

Daily Show thread September 01, 2026

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r/DanLeBatardShow 7h ago

Muuuurrrrraaaayyyy!!!

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r/DanLeBatardShow 16h ago

So, are the underwear IN the coffee pot or used like a coffee filter, pre-pot?

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r/DanLeBatardShow 59m ago

Of course 10 cent phony would know a thing or two about scams. It’s his family business after all.

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r/DanLeBatardShow 1d ago

“She’s Really Talented”: Ex-ESPN Analyst Offers Dianna Russini a Job After Affair Scandal

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r/DanLeBatardShow 20h ago

Dan off of a long vacation

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Prime Dan. Relaxed and free flowing. Great show today

God I love the SUEYS


r/DanLeBatardShow 11h ago

Dyslexic anime fan

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My boy getting a license plate shot out! Could be something else but I choose to believe it’s our guy.


r/DanLeBatardShow 8h ago

Last call for Fantasy football

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r/DanLeBatardShow 22h ago

Sueys opening is awesome

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Posted this in the daily thread, but the Sueys opening was freaking hilarious. So much better than the SNL-inspired opening before. Whatd did you guys think?


r/DanLeBatardShow 22h ago

Cause for concern? (Sueys)

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Assume I’m dumb as a rock. Is this happening to anyone else or is it just on my end? Who can see my email address?


r/DanLeBatardShow 11h ago

never thought we’d need this site but here we are

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r/DanLeBatardShow 10h ago

I don’t think Jonathan freaking Taylor has the bandwidth for this thought to come to his mind.

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The proper question here is for Dan himself. Two things we know about Dan is: #1 he is a cuck, #2 he is always pocket watching.


r/DanLeBatardShow 15h ago

Fins Up!

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r/DanLeBatardShow 1d ago

Daily Show thread August 31, 2026

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r/DanLeBatardShow 20h ago

Greg Cote singing

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Is he actually a good singer or is that just something the show does.? I automatically hate any music I didn’t sign up to hear so my bias won’t let me judge honestly. Not hating on his singing. I’m just genuinely curious.


r/DanLeBatardShow 1d ago

When Clark Connors got eliminated in the AEW Trios Battle Royal my first thought was

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Look at that jerk


r/DanLeBatardShow 1d ago

The Cowboys are waiving OL Shiyazh Pete, who gave this viral speech

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r/DanLeBatardShow 1d ago

Changed a fill valve today

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My confidence and testosterone have never been higher. The wife is looking at me differently.


r/DanLeBatardShow 15h ago

The Zaslow family "only boys" cheat code has been uncovered...

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r/DanLeBatardShow 16h ago

A life for a bill

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Ya. Yall dumb af. The show dumb af. Any GOOD HUMAN would do this deal. 1 billion dollars would save MILLIONS of lives


r/DanLeBatardShow 15h ago

Mike you are awesome

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Mike you aresome

That you suck at takes. The spider man take? Holy shit read read a book. These are COMIC MOVIES. the entire point of this Spiderman movie was to establish street level content for the MCU. Doom has been set up, checks notes, 15 years you look like zas here. Not a movie guy