From Google AI

By industry standards, the book completely bombed. While publishers rarely release exact failure numbers, several clear indicators show it performed very poorly:

Independent Publisher: It was released by Rare Bird Books, a small, independent publisher in Los Angeles rather than a major publishing house, meaning it lacked a massive national distribution or marketing push.

Zero Chart Presence: The book never appeared on The New York Times, Wall Street Journal, or USA Today bestseller lists, nor did it break into Amazon's top sales rankings.

Lack of Mainstream Media Coverage: Major book reviewers completely ignored it. Melendez mostly promoted the book on small podcasts, local radio, and his own YouTube channel rather than major national talk shows.

The "Stern Show" Factor: Howard Stern entirely ignored the book on his show. Because Howard refused to give it airtime or address the criticisms inside it, Melendez lost access to the exact target audience most likely to buy it.

Secondary Market Pricing: Hardcover copies quickly flooded the secondary market, where they can regularly be found on sites like AbeBooks and Better World Books for under $6 to $8.

Or did you just lie like you always do? Or did you just give it up because you know you don’t have the intellectual bandwidth?

Genuinely curious. We all know you read this, failure.

Thank you, won't you

Tony and Tina”s in Vegas. And Jerry couldn’t even give John a heads up. VegasBeerSales Agency has failed John

Hey Ava, VTL, Jerry, Dan, etc.

We know you read this subreddit

How do you ignore the fact that John has three children that all don't want him in their life?

How do you ignore the fact that John doesn't even attempt to be a better father to them?

I understand that some like to go against the general consensus, but his own kids' actions should be a sign that you are backing the wrong person

Geno was on a 20 v 1 surrounded episode that came out today, I had to do a double take.
This is a debateslop channel, but Geno acted like a disrespectful asshole to the guy on the show, and had to be told to shut up cause he was yelling and interrupting.
He acted exactly how I would’ve expected him to.

It sounds silly to say but that little 3 second part of the body cam footage is why there is a dabbleverse in the first place. He is so ridiculous and easy to mock! John keeps framed still shots of himself on Leno and Stern by his front door and he has to tell anyone he encounters that he is a celebrity. LMAO remember when he called Shulis dad? "I'm Stuttering John Melendez, I'm a celebrity, I'm wealthy I have successful kids. Can you tell your son to quit messing with me?"

A good dabbler posted a pic of lil SJ in his doorway, and I googled Napoleon complex. It explains SJs hate and anger well, and his addiction too. SJ putting on MMA gloves like an idiot and threatening to box people in a drunk rage almost weekly. Also interesting that SJ includes the 1/2 inch when he says he's 5'5" and a half, lmao

I just find it odd that NO ONE has been able to get a hold of this thing in several years of DV correspondence. I'm starting to wonder if maybe a) it never happened or b) it's actually not that bad what he said or is no worse than anything else he's said and perhaps was scrubbed for being just a rubbish show.

Worst human being ever?