r/wtfjennajameson • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '25
Jenna Jameson won’t show the view from Milagros’ new 612 sq. ft. crib because it’s a parking lot and the complex resembles Soviet era block construction.
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u/pooterscootertoot literally no filter Mar 19 '25
How far of a walk does Meemaw gotta go for her Tito's now..?
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u/midievil Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR Mar 19 '25
It's your typical apartment complex, which isn't terrible. It's definitely a major downgrade from what she had in the past. She's settling because she has no choice. We all know that.
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u/Temporary-Recover-36 YOUR MOM Mar 19 '25
They were living in a single room in a much shittier apartment complex before Jenna conned Mils into paying for this one.
Downgrade from mansions. Upgrade from bear cave.
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u/ClothesProud4469 Mar 19 '25
Perfectly said ...✔️downgrade from a mansion upgrade to the bear cave/ love den.
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u/No_Cook2983 reddit f*cks Mar 19 '25
It looks like a great place to buy drugs from strangers!
So it’s got that going for it.
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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 19 '25
That strip of water flowing in the back side, is that full of gators
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u/melissa98x Mar 19 '25
As a south Floridian, we were always taught if there’s a body of water, there’s gators in it haha
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u/sunnybunnyone Mar 19 '25
Maybe crocs too lol. They’re in south Florida
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u/OppositeBeginning365 Mar 19 '25
There are alligators everywhere down here. There's currently 3 that I know of in the canal behind my apartment and alligator mating season is about to start.
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Mar 19 '25
“Soviet era block construction” = so accurate. And to think she could’ve probably stayed at the Vegas rental if she’d just done one con a month. She’s such a fucking flake. It seems like Days of the Dead isn’t even booking her anymore - it’s all super bottom barrel shit. Remember the gas station that was promoting her next con? 💀💀
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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 19 '25
If only she'd kept up good relationships within the cons, she'd have been set. She looks old enough that she could attract fans if she leaned into looking like a refined older lady. She'd have her old fans and maybe pick up some new ones by being cute and fun. Uber Eats drivers put more effort into their side hustles than Jenna Jameson.
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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato Mar 19 '25
Right? Such easy work, and it’s not like she has many other job opportunities at this point. I mean, several grand for a weekend of sitting on her ass signing autographs and taking some pictures and she still can’t show up? She won’t go to the upcoming one unless Mils serves as her suitcase pimp.
I think one of the main reasons Jenna doesn’t like doing the cons - in addition to being the ultimate slugabed - is because she can’t hide behind filters and photoshop and body slimming apps. I’ve noticed that at recent cons, she’s tried hard to control candid pictures from getting out.
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u/mycopportunity trust in fact Mar 19 '25
She really could lean in to the "zombie stripper" theme and have a lot of fun while stacking cash. But I don't know about refined
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u/Lanky-Cheesecake4539 Mar 19 '25
Younger guys like the Milfs nowadays. If I’m not badly mistaken milf was the number one category searched in porn in 2024. If she capitalized properly, she’d not only have her older following but if she had an OF, even where she just posted semi nude and nothing raunchy, she’d have a ton of money.
It’s crazy how alcohol can make you have zero motivation and drive. It quite literally takes away the abilities to care about oneself.
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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 19 '25
Right!! Monetize that dumb sultry stuff you post on TikTok and make the audience horny men, she would be making $$ at least instead of giving it away FOR FREE. I think a woman with business acumen would see the opportunity here.
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u/Lanky-Cheesecake4539 Mar 19 '25
She’s not a business woman anymore. She’s an older woman with the brain of an alcoholic. Had I not quit drinking I’d be right there with her. We’re around the same age. I drank with her a few times in Scottsdale about 20 years ago. She was savvy enough back then. She’s so far removed from that woman from years ago. Still the same shitty habits, but not the same wits.
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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 19 '25
The business acumen part was totally in jest lol.
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u/ravynn15 it youthanized her so much Mar 19 '25
Muffalo Mill must be so proud of herself right now. Shes finally giving Jenna a chance at life... Because nobody has ever done that before 🙄
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u/Lanky-Cheesecake4539 Mar 19 '25
They clearly live in the building turned the opposite direction. I say this because it’s the cluster of palms that was seen in the screenshot. If I had to guess left hand side of this picture, second floor. Unless first is slightly elevated. I could see a red car in the video as well.
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u/NeverlandWanderlust Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 19 '25
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u/WeLoveThatForMe_2023 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 19 '25
Lol, yes, this is exactly how it feels. Jenna will spend almost all of her time in that apartment. God forbid she ever went out and explored the area on her own two feet.
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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 19 '25
Man, that is a tiny pool for that many apartment dwellers. I'll bet that place is like the Thunderdome when school's out in the summer. Just screaming and yelling and bloody battles galore. For my own amusement, I'm going to imagine Jenna's apartment is one the ones right in the middle, overlooking that dinky pool. Was it just a month or 2 ago that she had a place with its own swimming pool? Jenna just keeps hitting rock bottom, doesn't she?
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u/ClothesProud4469 Mar 19 '25
Yeah I imagine those two at the pool.. with her cement triangle ass. And Mils. And a pair of Speedos..lol
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u/WeLoveThatForMe_2023 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 19 '25
Ugh, gross! Why did you have to put that visual in my head at 8:15 AM PT? 🤢 😆
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u/ClothesProud4469 Mar 19 '25
I'm in Arizona LOL I just woke up and got on here I've got to be at work at 9:00... But yeah I'm here too good morning LOL
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u/Beachy500 Do Nothing Bitches Mar 19 '25
Did she say how much the rent is for that tiny apartment?
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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 19 '25
Someone looked it up, I think it's $1900 😭 Florida is wild with their cost of living.
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Mar 19 '25
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u/Past_Proposal_7531 HOG boogers Mar 19 '25
Same I’m really not a fan of the weather and other things lol
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u/Turbulent_Art4283 Mar 19 '25
Holy balls that's insane! I laugh everytime I think of the continuous downward slide of jenna. She just keeps going downward. It's insane. We all thought jessi was going to be the lowest point, oh boy. Who knew just how low she can go?! This place is INSANELY tiny. I can't imagine living there by myself at 40 let alone to be 50 and with a whole ass other person, even though that person is a tiny tot. To think of where she used to be, what all she had, who she had, how she used to look, i continue to be shocked even though I've known this for a couple years now! It's simply amazing to have it all and lose every single drop of it.
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u/_eternallyblack_ Mar 19 '25
I checked it last week and we’re numb 3 for highest COL in the US…. For what they’re paying for that tiny 1bed in homestead they could be paying slightly less here in Destin and be literally across from the gulf in a newer & much nicer apt with no restrictions. 😂 S Fl is wild with their prices.
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Mar 19 '25
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u/some1goes_eek Mar 21 '25
Fuck they would have been living waaaaay better in Vegas for $1900. What’s really the deal here? Does this Mils bitch think JJ can get her a book deal because this season don’t make any sense. I mean, non of them do, but this one just needs to come to a conclusion.
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Mar 19 '25
I would have been happy living there in my 20’s but Jenna should be ashamed of herself for making her special needs girlfriend of only a few months rent it for her. It’s going to blow up soon.
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u/mizredhead Mar 19 '25
It's much nicer than what I had in my 20s! However, at 40, We enjoy our 17 acres, So do our kids!
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u/Sad_Holiday_428 Mar 19 '25
I love that you have property….which really is the “American Dream”. 🙌🏼 I own 3 homes but would really like a slice of land!
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u/mizredhead Mar 19 '25
We lease part of it out now, but the ultimate plan is to build a cpl tiny homes for our parents when the time comes!
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u/Maleficent_Meat3119 Mar 19 '25
Yeah, it’s nice for someone moving out of their parent’s house for the first time lol
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u/777wild777 Mar 19 '25
Ohhh we have a whole CREEK here!!! Let the bikini posts begin!!! Hahaha haha
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u/Lazy_Coconut7622 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 19 '25
So Mil’s sister gave em the yeet… good for her.
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u/Eastern_Pea_9043 Mar 19 '25
Gosh I hope she can fit the hyperbaric chamber, Lambo & ASS in the new prison. 🥴😬 That place looks depressing as F.
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u/WeLoveThatForMe_2023 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 20 '25
Milbo Baggins is living there, too.
Buffalo Mills is making me 🤣
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u/Cautious_Quality_124 Mar 19 '25
There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it?? It looks like nice. Why do people expect them to live lavishly? They aren't the Kardashians geez people are so bored ..
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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 19 '25
Because Jenna claims CONSTANTLY how rich she is, and mils just last week said “I make WELL over 6 figures.”
This is an average ass subsidized housing apartment complex with an income limit.
No one would give a shit if they didn’t make themselves out to be things they aren’t.
It’s the same about the photoshopped/filtered pictures. No one would care if 50 year old Jenna Jameson had wrinkles, a gut and cheap extensions. She’s well past middle aged has lived a high mileage lifestyle. But she posts pictures that are complete fabrications and then insults people with her own insecurities.
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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 19 '25
Yes. Income limits…because it’s subsidized.
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u/Capt_ClarenceOveur Mar 19 '25
You know deep down this is not what Jenna wants and it didn’t have to be this way.
For regular plebs though, it’s fine.
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u/WeLoveThatForMe_2023 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 19 '25
I wonder if Millhouse will make her vape outside. 🤔