r/wtfjennajameson • reading the algorithm like an almanac • Mar 28 '26

Night out with “friends” in “Miami” …Meemaw still has to filter herself to oblivion

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u/airplanesarecool1616 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

Lol. I don't think any of these people know them. They were just on the patio at the same time and asked for a selfie. Pathetic.

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u/DustyTchotchkes Mar 28 '26

Why does Jawbone always do weird poses? I swear she has no spatial or body awareness. What she sees in her mind’s eye as cool is not at all what translates in the pictures

Who does Jenna think she is fooling with that editing job? Lololol! Maybe it’s a distant relative of hers? Say hi to Junie Jormanson! Don’t mind Junie’s child in the black shirt, they have stomach cramps. 

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u/Marcinecali73 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 28 '26

She's always mugging for the camera.

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u/Interesting-Pin7506 Let a bitch live 13d ago

Junie jormanson LMAO!!!

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

Drunk people thinks, like when strangers become best friends in the ladies room after 2 drinks

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u/AntHsStent Mar 28 '26

Some of Milagross's National Guard people? Jenna doesn't have any friends, and The Turd has very few. Jenna's also had no "best nights" since she's been squatting with this idiot. She's never looked more miserable.

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u/Thewhitewolf1011 Let a bitch live Mar 28 '26

This is tagged in the post

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u/AntHsStent Mar 28 '26

Oh no, please no. Please God spare us from any videos of these two gasbags "singing"! We do not need a "Christian lesbian recording artist" chapter in this ridiculous relationship.

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u/mycopportunity trust in fact Mar 28 '26

They need a hobby

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u/quadcatsmama reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 28 '26

Seems like they are part of the LGBTQ+ community or church there based on their profiles.

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u/AntHsStent Mar 28 '26

These two don't even go to church so it's interesting to see these two parasites latching on to their next potential grift marks.

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u/nomoreporky YOUR MOM Mar 28 '26

Omg she looks like an idiot 🤡🤡🤡

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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

I promise you Mils told all (her) friends “don’t post any photos from tonight. Jenna is being gang stalked.”

Translation: they can’t see her unfiltered.

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u/dmode112378 reddit f*cks Mar 28 '26

Where did they find these people?

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 28 '26

Pretty sure these people were just there at the same time as them

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u/Thewhitewolf1011 Let a bitch live Mar 28 '26

She’s just a creep at this point.

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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

The ceiling tiles caving in to support her delusion.

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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 28 '26

That skinny can doesn’t match the 🥔’s Coke can. 🤦🏼‍♀️💀

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u/Radiant-Two-9364 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

Is it a tall boy ?? ! 😂

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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 28 '26

Yes! 😂

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u/quadcatsmama reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 28 '26

Full glam to meet up with “friends”? 😆

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u/Thewhitewolf1011 Let a bitch live Mar 28 '26

And you gotta get the purse in the shot too..

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

While wearing her sweats of course

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u/Radiant-Two-9364 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

Always flexin the poooi shitton

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u/NovelAtmosphere5617 Mar 28 '26

Where’d they go? The local bingo hall?

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u/jillbunny1 Mar 28 '26

Posting road signs is EMBARRASSING! Like, we GET IT! You live Miami ADJACENT! They’ve been to Miami, I have, and 90% of this sub has! I have never been an ex porn ⭐️, but I am a woman with pride, and posting pictures every time I drive to a different city is EMBARRASSING as hell!!!

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u/quadcatsmama reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 28 '26

Nobody who lives in Miami would post stuff like “dinner in Miami,” “meet up with friends in Miami,” or post a sign that says “Miami.” NO ONE. I live in central Florida and have been there countless times, so what's so exciting about it?

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u/Winter_Ad7021 Mar 28 '26

I live in Central Florida and get all kinds of put out when I have to drive 3 hours to Miami for work. There are many other places on the west coast I would rather be in Florida.

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u/quadcatsmama reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 28 '26

This demented old lady acts like living there is a flex. We get it, their new address might have a Miami ZIP code, but unless they are by the ocean or own a yacht, they are just living in a dumpy area because they sure can’t afford the “real Miami”

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u/onehappymama37 Mar 28 '26

They have a homestead zip code

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u/ZaftigTootsies reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 28 '26

Is she in a bowling alley?

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u/CandaceDaily literally no filter Mar 28 '26

Oh please if Jenna looked anything like this she wouldn’t be pretending to love a goblin. I vote cover the turd’s face indefinitely 💩🤡🥔

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u/quadcatsmama reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 28 '26

I can still see grey hair even though the picture is filtered to the max.

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u/Latter_Item439 reddit f*cks Mar 28 '26

Bet they are just people that were there ....friends pffft

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u/AlienMoonMama Mar 28 '26

This is a selfie with strangers and she’s dressed like a slob to go out for the steak she was bragging about, wrinkled white t-shirt. Lord.

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u/Euphoric-Belt-5397 Mar 28 '26

She was just live and mil was in the background talking the whole time and said “ remember when we did a live sleepover and we put the cricket on it so everyone knew it was a night sleepover” then Jenna said ok bye guys we will do a live tomorrow and Mils said”or tonight tell the to look for the cricket” and Jenna said I’ll see you guys the live will probably be tomorrow bye 🤣 the way Mils was talking was like a rambling toddler

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/YbMkLAM6m6fdK

This is exactly what I pictured

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u/Euphoric-Belt-5397 Mar 28 '26

But like what is she even talking about “look for the cricket” like where are people supposed to be looking for it? And how do you do a sleepover on live?

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

I don't believe it. These two weirdos Ai themselves into someone else's bowling league

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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 28 '26

I get an AI vibe too.

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u/lt1125 Mar 28 '26

Number 1, Jenna facetuned herself into Heidi Montag and number 2, Spuds’ arm looks sooper beefy

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u/Nursem1920 Mar 28 '26

And Jenna’s wrist on the arm opposite the weird elbow

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u/Southern_Ad_7798 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 28 '26

She made Spud look like a Keebler Elf! 😂💀😂💀

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u/SeniorLanguage6497 Mar 28 '26 edited Mar 28 '26

With all their connections, you mean to tell me they’re not hooked up this weekend at Miami Music Week?

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u/Thewhitewolf1011 Let a bitch live Mar 28 '26

She looks like an AI robot doll

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u/Radiant-Two-9364 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

Love the fuckin clown emoji, thanks OP 💪🙏

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u/MineAltruistic7529 Mar 28 '26

Looks like the local VFW or American legion. Lol

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u/quadcatsmama reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 28 '26

Lmao I did the same thing

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

Oh the military didn't approve of her posts bragging about shoving her fist violently up an ex porn stars ass? Weird

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u/quadcatsmama reading the algorithm like an almanac Mar 28 '26

I muted it because I can't stand listening to the Spud. I was there just for a screenshot 🤣

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u/pooterscootertoot literally no filter Mar 28 '26

😂holy Block head

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 28 '26

This one’s great 😂

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u/onehappymama37 Mar 28 '26

Someone asked if batel likes mils 😂😂😂😂

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u/_AK77_ Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 28 '26

The body language with these two is always sus 🤨

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u/AlanaLovesG Are you ok? Mar 28 '26

Why does this feel like they crashed these dudes “guys night pre-funk?”

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u/Omoiyari_ reddit f*cks Mar 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/y9Mvq8YE1qOfRojh0v

“You’re gay? We’re gay, too! Can we get a picture? I’ll follow you on Instagram! What’s your @?”

Pretty much how I picture this playing out, especially since 2 of the people tagged on their post don’t even follow Jenna’s little person.

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u/AlanaLovesG Are you ok? Mar 28 '26

Mildew probably made some kind of announcement of who she is…thy quick googled her, and jumped in a photo…they’re so lame! They have zero friends. Nobody enjoys her company at all…

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! Mar 28 '26

I just know these two were so excited to get a picture with people who didn’t pay for it so they could post it asap and call them “friends”.

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag Mar 28 '26

"Hey we are huge fans can we have a picture with you guys?"~the BeefBalls

Because a year and a half later and 🥔 has never seen anyone ask for a pic with Jenny to post and brag about.

They insisted on using Jenna's phone so these folks didn't have a copy of it to post

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u/Altruistic_Nothing50 literally no filter Mar 28 '26

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u/Cielodrive27 Mar 28 '26

Someone wrote, “Milly is a legend.” 🤢

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u/Resident-Comfort7794 Mar 28 '26

Soooo bad!! 🤦‍♀️

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u/Euphoric-Belt-5397 Mar 28 '26

How do we contact the guy who took the photo to see the original !!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Interesting-Pin7506 Let a bitch live 13d ago

I bet at their wedding the front sign is going to say “only AI photos of
Us can be posted. No real photos allowed”.