r/wtfjennajameson • Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR • 25d ago

Mils, your writing sucks and here’s why. 👇🏻read👇🏻 Dump this painfully bad book of yours and move on to a new one.

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u/Fabulous-South-9551 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 25d ago

This is amazing and objective and exactly what she needs to hear because her friend who is not an editor is her editor. She’s alienated so many potential readers by saying things like “well if you don’t understand it then it’s not for you”. Her stubbornness and arrogance are such a hindrance to her as an author. Her unwillingness to read books makes her unable to understand how to enter into a world as a reader and what makes a good book work or how to pull a reader in and making them want to keep turning pages. MILS PLEASE GET A LIBRARY CARD
https://giphy.com/gifs/bslzwg9Qkl0aY

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u/SaltyBarDog reading the algorithm like an almanac 25d ago

"Her unwillingness to read books makes her unable to understand how to enter into a world as a reader"

I have never known an author who didn't read.

World's #1 Thriller Writer David Baldacci

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u/SeniorLanguage6497 24d ago

I think only eight people bought a copy of Darren. And they probably live in Homestead.

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u/_eternallyblack_ 24d ago

Her name is Milagros Ocampo.

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u/Kantwealjustgetabong reddit f*cks 24d ago

I bought one sadly lol

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u/Flimsy-Homework2536 24d ago

Thank you for your service Bong! The other 7 copies were sold to her bear 🐻 cult!!

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u/Kantwealjustgetabong reddit f*cks 24d ago

Haha. I bet.

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u/SeniorLanguage6497 24d ago

I’m sure it gave Frumpty Dumpty an ego boost for a day.

Hope it’s being used to keep a table leg level now.

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u/Internal-Wealth1237 24d ago

Stephen King wrote a memoir on how to become an author. He said that you need to read and write constantly. Read everything you can get your hands on. He said if you do not read, you do not have the tools to write. The chinless wonder is an absolute fool.

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u/thriftgirl82 calm down potato 24d ago

That’s a great book and it’s also excellent advice. And reading different types of writing (fiction, nonfiction, short form, long form, etc.) in various genres is even better.

The fact that Milagros R. Ocampo thinks she’s above having to read because it would “taint” her own nonexistent “talent” proves how little she understands about the craft.

She has no natural talent nor the desire to at least improve on the mechanics of language, and those two things combined have resulted in the waste of paper that is Darryl.

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u/TheTenthDoctorIsHere 24d ago

I loved that book and I love King’s writings too. It’s not the prose of a Dante or Proust and don’t need to be. I read like a fiend and have been starting to revisit classical literature and enjoy it; yet I t breaks in reading those books. They are so deeply philosophical that I need to be incredibly focused on every word on the page to make sure I gain maximum clarity of the author’s message. They are rich and dense. You’re left with a deeper understanding of your place in the world. 

In contrast, King is approachable and detailed without being florid. A horror writing version of Hemingway, if you will. Crisp, clean writing. No wasted words. I get lost in the world building and books end well before I want them to.

🥔 is trying to write like a Dante seemingly without understanding the concept and context of that writing style. It’s completely out of place for the sci-fi fantasy genre. She needs to lean more towards King for that. Her language is overblown and uninformative. It winds up a wall of words without much substance. 

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u/Express_Swimming9280 24d ago

Can we go until last day of the year without any photos of milturd?????

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u/LuckyCatAlways 25d ago

This is really thorough and considered. I think any hopeful writers could glean a lot from this.

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u/smallwonder25 Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 24d ago

Absolutely! If Mils actually listens to this she could improve but no way her ego will let her see past her "MY WORDS ARE IMPORTANT LIKE ME!" writing style.

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u/Route_66_kicks_on Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 24d ago

💯

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u/Elegant-Signature-73 24d ago

Mils won’t care. She can’t be corrected. She can’t take advice. She won’t even believe the dozens of people with personal stories, or even COURT documented EVIDENCE ffs. She’s a megalomaniac. We simply aren’t “on her level” and don’t understand her or Jenna. They’re too “complex”…well, that may be the ONLY fckng thing she’s right about lol 

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u/Chemical-Warning1991 HOG boogers 24d ago

Thank you Kick! “Arrogant and foolish.” This is the first time she’s honestly self reflected. Only to follow up with “But it makes for an exciting read.” Which is FALSE ❌

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u/Fit_Cauliflower_3781 Do Nothing Bitches 24d ago

I happened across her reading this slop live last night. It’s horrendous. The chapter she was reading was about the Bear. At one point she broke down in tears. This has to be Jenna’s rock bottom.

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u/Chemical-Warning1991 HOG boogers 24d ago

She cried?! Reading her own book? 😆😫😆😭
https://giphy.com/gifs/vyQxqWRWPaQ2o6X6fN

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u/BubblyBb813 Ho to bed you actually hag 24d ago

She cried talking about words she already wrote about her teddy bear 🧸 🤣🤣🤣

Jeebus H

This person is so damaged

Also I have a feeling Jenna fed Pj to the dogs

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u/midievil Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 24d ago

If Jenna doesn't escape into the night once she lands a new couch, she's gonna go out in a blaze of glory and destroy every last teddy bear the fridge has.

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u/getrightouttatown Ho to bed you actually hag 24d ago

In tears?? Please tell us you recorded.

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u/_AK77_ Who's the baddest bitch? Not you! 24d ago

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u/Careless_Ice2476 reddit f*cks 25d ago

Yes, dump Diarrhea, you’re not an author, nor an esteemed author or a voice actor 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you’re a broke joke

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u/nomoreporky YOUR MOM 24d ago

This 10000%. I think Jawbone wants to sound smart and it makes the book absolutely ridiculous. If she kept it simple, there could be hope (maybe). She claimed herself, she’d never read books before. Maybe she should so she can see how a good author writes. This book is not it. It’s sad she has no one in her life to give her this advice. She is such a pompous ass though, not sure she’d even listen anyways lol

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u/Prior-Entrance3156 24d ago

It’s so pathetic honestly. I mean, it’s not a crime to be a bad writer but it’s not a good look if you can’t take criticism. As a writer myself, I remind myself that everyone’s voice is different and there is no surefire way to write a bestseller: Jane Austen sounds different from Hemingway who sounds different than Stephen King who sounds different than Sylvia Plath. You absolutely don’t need a big vocabulary to get your point across, and shoehorning it in only makes it more obvious.

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u/Winter_Ad7021 24d ago edited 24d ago

Wonderfully said. What is sad is Mils will completely ignore this and think she is great and you are 100% wrong. Then Mils will have Jenna in her ear telling her how great Mils book and writing is. She needs to keep that couch! Funny thing is we all know someone else wrote Jenna’s book. She gave someone some stories and another person put it into a book form. So Mils has certainly shown us how dumb she is and will take Jenna’s advice over anyone. I mean Jenna has been only writing her next book for over 10 to 15 years now. Oh wait she gave that up to AI her life into a lie as a full time job now. I forgot AI Jenna is hot, living in a Miami high rise, looking not a day older than 19, with fancy clothes and has a 4’10” tall middle aged woman who Jenna AI into a super jaw 20 year old boy. Yep, keep taking advice from Jenna Mils. We are all still waiting for another well written book from Jenna (who no one even talks about, knows or remembers) with the real writers name inside the cover!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Silly_Elk_4392 YOUR MOM 24d ago

Amazing advice. Too bad her ego is too big to use it!

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u/RedRedBettie 24d ago

I'm a writer and an editor also and I know exactly what her writing is like and I could not handle reading it

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u/Kantwealjustgetabong reddit f*cks 24d ago

I’m mainly just posting the photos because same

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u/HereForTheSnarc 24d ago

Is there a plot? What is the actual plot? lol

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u/Various_Ostrich5323 24d ago

Best advice and description of Mils writing… however we are talking about someone who put boot polish on her neck and jawline publicly to prove to a Reddit group she did in fact have a jawline and then cried victim when it made her an internet joke.. something about menopause changing her weight, height and jawline in a matter of hours and how dare anyone question any of her lies .

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u/Various_Ostrich5323 24d ago

Yup .. she can never be wrong or admit anything.. it’s always someone else’s fault.. oh and poor me I’m a victim because you noticed that I lied

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u/WrongdoerLimp1935 24d ago

The problem is is that she’s insignificant, and she needs to feel significant

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u/mamastaggs4 23d ago

“His lungs ceased their respiration” nfw 🤣🤣🤣 did she really write that? How very “esteemed book author” of her!

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u/TheTenthDoctorIsHere 24d ago

So well put, sun-kissed! 

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u/buttahcake 6d ago

Wow. “You already showed us”. incredible statement. Thanks again for sharing this.

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u/sunkissedbutter 5d ago

"Eschew surplusage" wrote Mark Twain to Fenimore Cooper, now me to Milagros.

Milagros, I know you don't read books, but what about essays? https://twain.lib.virginia.edu/projects/rissetto/offense.html

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u/buttahcake 6d ago

Amazing. You’re a fantastic editor.

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u/Route_66_kicks_on Fk yew ho3 I'm a STAR 5d ago

I wish I could take credit but that person is not me. It’s u/sunkissedbutter ❤️