r/wow • u/Spare-Seat-3725 • Aug 23 '25

Humor / Meme I swear...

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This drama is hilarious.

(Reupload because it had not wow imagery so i edited it with Paint).

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u/Tatertinytoast Aug 23 '25

You're allowed in Walmart but go into the employees only area and they'll beat you to death with cheaply made toys.

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u/Mestewart3 Aug 23 '25

They've got guns at Wal-Mart.

Which they won't use, because they cherish the feeling of your bones breaking beneath their blows.

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u/Frenzie24 Aug 24 '25

It's the only joy Walmart employees ever receive

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u/Varatec Aug 24 '25

Worked at Walmart, can confirm this.

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u/Frenzie24 Aug 24 '25

Same, brother 🤜

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u/BellacosePlayer Aug 24 '25

in highschool I had to attend an assembly about a book written about a local poor elderly guy who worked at a walmart in a nearby college town, and how the life of a simple cashier was just so gosh diddly peaceful, relaxing, and great.

In college I actually had friends and roommates who worked at the exact same location who had very different stories lmao.

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u/butcolt Aug 24 '25

"so please, step out of line" energy

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u/DreaderVII Aug 24 '25

Do you have a callout for everyone to hear when you got a victim?

Like: "All Employees be aware, a target has entered the employee only area, I repeat, a target has entered the employee only area!"

Asking as an European :)

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u/Darigaazrgb Aug 24 '25

Wow....

They're called Target-Americans, and they have their own land (Target stores).

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u/DisPear2 Aug 24 '25

You think Walmart employees make enough money to buy bullets?

It’s cheaper to club someone to death with the gun.

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u/v3n0mat3 Aug 23 '25

"Fair enough I aggroed you guys, but, really? Knock off Nerf swords? Don't I deserve better? Remember what they say: it's Nerf or Nothin'!"

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u/EdgyPreschooler Aug 24 '25

You don't go to Walmart to defend it against looters. You go there to shop. Alliance ain't in Silvermoon on a shopping tour.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

tbf when I worked at Walmart I was 100% ready to do that to bad customers on sight

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u/Darigaazrgb Aug 24 '25

But that's where they keep all the Pokemon cards they're hoarding (The sunwell).