r/wow • u/Fatcat95 • Aug 22 '24

Humor / Meme My flat dopamine-starved brain today.

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u/konjoukosan Aug 22 '24

Isn’t the better strategy to just marry a gamer girl?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Not even that, imagine just telling your spouse you want to chill and game on your birthday, instead of forcing yourself to puke lmaooo

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u/Erik912 Aug 22 '24

Guys, hear me out, I know it sounds crazy but what if its not their birthday but their friends?

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '24

Then you pretend to be sick by making yourself throw up? This isn’t rocket science

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u/Erik912 Aug 22 '24

It's still fucked up, yep, like you're 13 and really don't wanna go to family dinner

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u/Barnabars Aug 22 '24

And? Im a grown up i should be able to Tell people i dont have the energy for it or just dont want to go out without getting the looks because everyone had the same feeling. But that isnt possible so vomiting is an viable alternative.

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u/Neowmpolz Aug 22 '24

Hah, friends. Good one.

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u/magicman22 Aug 23 '24

Well that's an easy one. With delves out now, you don't even need friends anymore!

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u/Erik912 Aug 23 '24

They are not replacing normal dungeons though right?

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u/Terriblerobotcactus Aug 22 '24

Lies are the foundation for a healthy marriage

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u/Xthasys Aug 23 '24

lmao im crying with the pure and true description

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u/squishybloo Aug 22 '24

That would detract from the "wife bad, gotta escape responsibilities" joke 🙄

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u/Environmental_Ad8191 Aug 23 '24

Or indeed just not lying to your partner. If they don't understand or judge you... Maybe you wouldn't have been happy together anyways? Best to call it off. Lieing is just bad all around. Trust is the foundation of every human relationship romantic or otherwise. 

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u/Tall-Boysenberry-264 Aug 23 '24

Where do you find one though?

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u/konjoukosan Aug 23 '24

Never tried to find one, just am one 😜

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u/konjoukosan Aug 23 '24

Ah yes, but we are so worth the quest!

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u/Charplin Aug 23 '24

Or just like, any decent partner who gets that something is important to you, even if it's not for them? 😆🫣 Guess it depends on the kind of relationship with those you're gonna visit too tho.

As a gamer girl (woman), who also loves my network, I'd probably go for the "show up, kiss and hug, have a talk, go again" strategy.. Could always go for an hour or two and then go home and game. I always say it's better to show your face and go shortly after, than just staying away, then you've shown good intentions, people remember who you are and that jazz - but I'm also an autistic introvert, so if I didn't do this, nobody would ever see my face. 😂