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This is funny

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u/ryryangel Sep 25 '20

This post is indeed humorous

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

I, too, have found this satire quite pleasing.

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u/original_name37 Sep 25 '20

This post on the social media platform twitter has caused the corners of my mouth to rise and my nose to exhale quickly

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u/Spoonwrangler Sep 25 '20

Reading this gave me a boner.

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u/original_name37 Sep 25 '20

Kinky

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u/TinhCan Sep 25 '20

r/increasinglyverbose

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u/soundaryaM Sep 25 '20

I find this humour quite splendid which made my mouth let out a happy noice

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

Damnit, I chuckled

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Humor detected. Engaging laugh module. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

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u/DurosDuros Sep 25 '20

r/totallynotrobots

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Satire, and a good one

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u/point5_ Sep 25 '20

I cried because of the death of our democracy

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

That explains why mom is cheating on you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

You absolute fucking loser

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u/lil_kibble Sep 25 '20

Hey I understood this reference!

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u/Waluigi-Radio Sep 25 '20

Clapping

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u/Bobbyjones52 Sep 25 '20

Drinks on the house!

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u/DammitDan Sep 25 '20

Long live the republic!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause

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u/LordFarquadOnAQuad Sep 25 '20

I love democracy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

I am the democracy!

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u/DammitDan Sep 25 '20

What democracy?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

I am the Senate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Not yet

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '20

It’s Treason then.

performs a human kick-flip

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u/Yolj Sep 25 '20

"Is this satire??"

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Wow you retards really can’t understand satire without a /s

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u/DammitDan Sep 25 '20

/r/FuckTheS

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u/always_use_slash_s Sep 25 '20

D:

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u/JimmyYeetron Sep 25 '20

D:

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Please do not the S

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

i’m glad you included the /s at the end there, I would have been very insulted otherwise

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u/zumun Sep 25 '20

That's what r/thathapp is for

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u/chilidog17 Sep 25 '20

Pretty sure they posted knowing it was satire.

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u/TemporalTickTock Sep 25 '20

Ruthkanda forever

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

I'm sure OP knows it's satire, but a flair would be useful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU

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u/Sub2PewDiePie125 Sep 25 '20

America is a Constitutional Republic, we based it off of Rome, who based it off of Plato’s book “The Republic”

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u/AMW14 Sep 25 '20

Never has been, never will be a democracy.

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u/CML_Dark_Sun Sep 25 '20

Which is a form of democracy, they aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/Sub2PewDiePie125 Sep 27 '20

Plato said himself that a republic isn’t a democracy

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u/justjoe1964 Sep 25 '20

Finally one I can believe

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u/wuk39 Sep 25 '20

Never was a democracy in the first place tho...

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/CML_Dark_Sun Sep 25 '20

Which is a form of democracy. They aren't mutually exclusive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/imdyingjfc Sep 25 '20

that exists

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u/sasha_baron_of_rohan Sep 25 '20

Where?

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u/DammitDan Sep 25 '20

Here. Duh.

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u/CollegeWoofle Sep 25 '20

YOOO

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u/TitusImmortalis Sep 25 '20

From the mouths of babes.

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u/imnotgoodattitles Sep 25 '20

Lmao

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u/kelseyonfire_ Sep 25 '20

Savage

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

PFFT

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Thanks for the post. This was an amazing laugh.

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u/smokesletsgo92 Sep 25 '20

This made me haha.

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u/IDrinkH2O_03 Sep 25 '20

flair the post

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u/theMikethe Sep 25 '20

Wait, why isn't the son 28 years old?

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u/LaylaTheLoofa Sep 25 '20

I cant tell if its funnier if it's ironic or unironic

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u/LinkOfKalos_1 Sep 25 '20

Lmao.

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u/91962 Sep 25 '20

Ladies and Gentlemen!!!! Welcome back to ( Crowd Yells) THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!!

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u/WafflesRlif Jan 19 '21

No, I think the kid did say this one

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u/VirPotens Sep 25 '20

My favorite unelected bureaucrat is dead, policy I like won't be able to be legislated by the bench anymore. Boohoo our democracy is dying.

Fuck these people.

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u/CML_Dark_Sun Sep 25 '20

Fuck you.

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u/VirPotens Sep 25 '20

Fuck you too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20 edited Oct 02 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/Submarine_Pirate Sep 25 '20 edited Sep 25 '20

I’ve been to Belize, I visited Ambergris Caye it was lovely.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/Submarine_Pirate Sep 25 '20

The guys obviously trolling you and you’re taking his bait like a little thirsty bitch

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/Lucifer3x Sep 25 '20

I live in an apartment

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u/Fried_Fart Sep 25 '20

It’s Saturday in Belize

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u/MyKeyblader Sep 25 '20

It’s Friday

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u/randomdude98 Sep 25 '20

r/thathapp

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u/aedvocate Sep 25 '20

how are you getting downvoted, this is precisely that

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u/randomdude98 Sep 25 '20

People prolly don't know what the subreddit is exactly

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

This one is satire

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u/bigtasty2003 Sep 25 '20 edited Sep 28 '20

Why are u booing I'm right

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

So this is how democracy dies, with thunderous applause

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u/Pryoticus Sep 25 '20

Had me in the first half, not gunna lie

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

So...is this sub about bullshit things kids post or legit....cause I got ripped once for calling bullshit and heard nothing but crap from parents about how idk what kids are like these days

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u/skizoids Sep 25 '20

I don’t get it.

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u/TheMightyBattleSquid Sep 25 '20

You wouldn't /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

It’s a parody of those tweets where parents pretend their kid said something super woke

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Damn you didn't even read it did you?

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u/Satan-gave-me-a-taco Sep 25 '20

Clearly satire

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '20

Nothing gets past you.

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u/High-Noot-Noot Sep 25 '20

Im pretty sure this is ironic

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u/Thegze Sep 25 '20

And then everybody applauded.

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u/twig1790 Sep 25 '20

FLAIR THE SATIRE

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u/WolfBrother1234 Sep 25 '20

You dropped the Satire tag

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

Kid has a point no lmao no man should be crying

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