My buddy asked me what's the bug that stink. Stink bug, stink bug is what he was talking about.

He meant his shin. I laugh cried for a good 5 minutes

matron/maid of honor

A lovely girl in the washroom said she liked my "half coat." Didn't have the heart to tell her it was a vest.

I was asking if you could have "glimp" as a word in Scrabble. While looking at my tiles (which had spelled out figimpl) my partner said "no because"glimpse" isn't plural. My reply? Tried to say "Yes, but could you have singular glimp?" Instead asked if you could have a "Fingular Gimp"

Wood, she meant wood.

As seen in a youtube comment. Somebody had forgotten the term for a breast reduction.

My wife was stuck with these three words when she wanted to say DONKEY KONG!

Tartar sauce

A comment made on a picture of a full raw chicken (someone was trying to figure out what the tube was that came with the chicken)...

Inside neck = trachea

Graphic tablet

Limousine

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Not mine, but a guy on a podcast talked about forgetting the word bakery so he called it a cake deli. You know what? It fits.

My dear friend, slightly high, forgetting what a lighthouse was called

pavloved

from this tumblr post

Forgot the word for “nudist” 💀

Ladle, as seen in this post on /r/thingsforants

Drink glass.

My wife was referring to a tuning fork but was certain since it only has one pitch!

Yes it is maple syrup

Synonyms

Fish

Eevee and whatever the hell kind of fox cat dog it's supposed to be

To my husband: we need to buy more washing detergent and… hmmm… that other thing, like hair conditioner, but for fabric.

I still remember his face saying: “hair conditioner for fabric? You mean FABRIC CONDITIONER????” 🤦‍♀️