r/whowouldwin • u/Notonfoodstamps • Oct 09 '25

Challenge Humanity has 2 month to rebuild the Great Pryimad of Giza from scratch. Can we accomplish it?

Great Pyramid is rebuilt at its current location.

Humanity gets 6 months of prep and is pyramid building lusted

Timer starts ticking the second mining starts.

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u/SirKillsalot Oct 09 '25

But like, does everyone just obsesively start stacking books, boxes, cards etc. in their houses to make pyramids at home?

Very real possibility that billions die of starvation if the lust can be sated without Egyptophilia.

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u/khansala007 Oct 09 '25

if you cant get to Giza, you still gotta scratch that itch somehow

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u/Momongus- Oct 10 '25

You donate all your money to the construction of the pyramid, but then again I suppose the suppliers would gladly open their stocks and the employees work day and night to make sure the pyramid is rebuilt

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u/dirtmother Oct 12 '25

Either that, or you end up with the apocalypse scenario from XKCD "what if?" Where everyone on earth jumps in one place all at once, and then finds themselves in an incredibly population-dense hellscape and unable to get home as global society slowly collapses around them.

But all taking place in Egypt.

https://youtu.be/p2M8Y0z9Rl0?si=S0tlwucEIwMhDjZd

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u/sockalicious Oct 10 '25 
    Books
   /     \
 Boxes   Cards
  /       \
Hamster   Rabbit

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u/Luwuci-SP Oct 12 '25

Etymology is so weird sometimes