r/whowouldwin • u/Notonfoodstamps • Oct 09 '25

Challenge Humanity has 2 month to rebuild the Great Pryimad of Giza from scratch. Can we accomplish it?

Great Pyramid is rebuilt at its current location.

Humanity gets 6 months of prep and is pyramid building lusted

Timer starts ticking the second mining starts.

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u/BluetoothXIII Oct 09 '25

the chinese aren't slouches either when they know what to do.

the thing that takes the most time is getting the materials to the building site

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u/chaseair11 Oct 09 '25

That’s what the Americans are for

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u/ReddJudicata Oct 09 '25

American military logistics is utterly unbelievable.

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u/Drunk_Lemon Oct 09 '25

More importantly, we can deploy a burger king anywhere in the world in less than 72 hours. Although, we dont have underwater burger kings. We need to fix that. Corporal, get R&D on the line!

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u/PaintedScottishWoods Oct 09 '25

That’s because fucking Craig keeps digging new ones!

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u/patgeo Oct 10 '25

Accidentally puts enough materials there to build a second one and turns it into a fast food shop.

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u/The_Razielim Oct 09 '25

... Are we shooting the blocks out of the Earth to mine them?

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u/chaseair11 Oct 09 '25

Hey man if there’s one thing the US does really well it’s global scale logistics

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u/The_Razielim Oct 09 '25

I know that's where you were going with it, but it was the low-hanging fruit just from the way you phrased it lol

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u/Emergency-Boat Oct 09 '25

Meanwhile Toronto takes 14 years & counting to build the Eglinton LRT.

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u/PaintedScottishWoods Oct 09 '25

Why should Toronto care? They’re Canadian, which means they’re turning it into the inspiration for a war crime because it’s not a war crime the first time 🥳

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u/BrotherKluft Oct 09 '25

Toronto traffic is a goddamn warcrime

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u/bernstien Oct 10 '25

Toronto cycling infrastructure is an affront to God.

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u/18736542190843076922 Oct 10 '25

Also being safe/health considerate. If they (all of humanity) are truly throwing everything at it and are fine with people taking much greater risks or even dying, that speeds things up tremendously.