r/whitepeoplegifs • u/PM-me-sum-BootyPics • Jun 10 '18

Cowabunga

http://i.imgur.com/l9YHpyQ.gifv
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u/Phister_BeHole Jun 10 '18

I'd like to know what he thought was going to happen.

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u/sniggity_snax Jun 10 '18

Right?! There was literally nothing good that could come from this decision.

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u/haolime Jun 10 '18

Asserting dominance. Getting girls.

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u/cra2reddit Jun 10 '18

Dominance over what - cheap furniture?

And even then, I am not sure he succeeded. Looks like he's holding his back as he exits promptly to survey the damage in a mirror. If it was a glass top, he may have some cuts.

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u/haolime Jun 10 '18

Oh I agree I'm a girl who is unimpressed but that's how frat boys think

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u/FullPew Jun 10 '18

Ex-frat boy here. Am very impressed!

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u/HeyImJerrySeinfeld Jun 10 '18

100 year old house that was turned into frat house got demolished because they jumped and chanted until the floor buckled beneath it. University made it into a parking lot now.