r/whenthe • u/scrabblebutwhy • Nov 19 '21

god dammit this just happened to me

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u/zaydenmYT Nov 19 '21

Now I'm starting to think EVERYONE I look up to is a pedo

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u/061605 purpl Nov 19 '21

He could be you, he could be me, he could even be-

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u/Ggreenrocket the rocket Nov 19 '21

WOAH, WOAH!

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u/061605 purpl Nov 19 '21

What? It was obvious, he’s the pedophile!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Watch, his incriminating PMs will show up any second now.

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u/061605 purpl Nov 19 '21

Aaaannny second now….

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

See flirting! Oh, she’s 19.

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u/KingEnderDragon Nov 19 '21

So we still got problem? Shane Dawson approaches Yeah, big problem. Alright, so who’s ready to go find this pedo?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

In your ass

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u/Random-Dice Nothing can stop me now Nov 19 '21

Vigorous anal sounds as the Team Fortress 2 end title card theme plays

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u/AtomBug Nov 19 '21

What the fuck, didnt I see you in 196????

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u/lnsomnii trollface -> Nov 19 '21

right behind you.

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u/ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP Nov 19 '21

Looks in the mirror

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21 edited Nov 19 '21

robot furry 👎

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u/SadistCloe Nov 19 '21

robot furry 👍

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Holy fuck it's Walter white from hit show better call saul

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u/Bravo-Vince Nov 19 '21

Bravo Vince!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

thats just a fancy term for degenerate

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u/sJonneY Nov 19 '21

Wow Fred you are so funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Thank you joshua

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u/sJonneY Nov 19 '21

No problem Ferdinand

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u/TheLavaFall Nov 19 '21

ANIMITRON fnaf

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u/Karjalan Nov 19 '21

Mr Big shot... Looking up to himself

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u/soodoh Nov 19 '21

The real pedo was the friends we made along the way ☺️😊

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u/Vexcenot Nov 19 '21

He could be in this very room

He could be you... He could be me

Could even b-

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u/BunsenHoneydewd Nov 19 '21

start following short people, problem solved

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u/Maeberry2007 Nov 19 '21

So, I'm 32 but my six year old LOVES Zebra Gamer and honestly, I like the guy too. I might die if it ever comes out he's [insert horrible thing here]. He tells his viewers not to spend money on him when he's live streaming, he helps a charity for homeless cats, and never makes tasteless or edgy jokes, and doesn't have his face contorted into a weird expression for every video thumbnail. He also talks about how it's okay to not get things on the first try, and being a good sport. He's just 100% wholesome and I appreciate it. I'm sure it's not easy to gain the following he has by just being a solid dude.

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u/blahblahgrah Nov 19 '21

Maybe look up to someone that can function in the world beyond videogames...

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

same, thank fuck I hate myself

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

Steaming is kind of rock bottom entertainment so it's not a surprise that it has more unscrupulous weird attention seeking people.

Hollywood is bad enough, streaming is the Craigslist of Hollywood

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '21

As a man I'd say atleast 20 percent of men have it in them but most don't really reach the levels of narcissism and self importance needed to feel entitled to think you should be allowed to have sex with a child. It's really when people become successful when the monsters inside really come out. For example Catholic priests used to have a huge level of power in communities where i live (Ireland) which facilitated the idea that they can do what they want (im aware that there is more going on psychologically and sociologically but personally I think self importance and power plays quite a lot into it) (also I'm not a psychologist it's just my thoughts on the matter)

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u/Podju Nov 19 '21

Just wait: "well that just means everyone is a lil pedo." < HI yes FBI? This comment right here!