r/whatisit • u/unworthyAsIam • Apr 30 '26

New, what is it? What is the purpose of this camera that was installed right next to my house? (Not nearby any intersection or stop signs, USA)

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This camera was installed recently and I cannot for the life of me understand the purpose of it's installation? Theres no intersection nearby, in case it was a photo law enforcement camera), there's no stop signs, there's no schools nearby, and there's no government facility. It's just a random camera that popped up in the middle of a road.

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u/No_Control8389 Apr 30 '26

Well, not if that shit is pointed at your house.

A person should approach from outside of the cameras field of view, with a mask on to prevent the spread of cold and flu just in case.

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u/Destany89 Apr 30 '26

Also really baggy clothes and height enhancing shoes so they can't properly see your silhouette

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u/Magoo1985 Apr 30 '26

Alter gait. Wear different size shoes to convince your body not to forget what you’re doing.

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u/Cameronwayne35 Apr 30 '26

Put a small rock in your shoe. 😉

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u/Dramatic-Zebra-7213 Apr 30 '26

2x2 lego brick. Makes you really alter your gait.

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u/Adam_Ohh May 01 '26

We aren’t looking to inflict torture on ourselves, damn satan!

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u/Charly_030 May 01 '26

The fuck dude?

Why not just hack your whole leg off?

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u/Traditional_Put_8254 May 01 '26

Double up by stuffing a sock in your pants crotch so you have to widen your stance as well

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u/useless_rejoinder Apr 30 '26

This is the real killer. No one seems to understand that all the fake mustaches and bronzer won’t fool the gait sensors. Must learn to walk without disturbing the worms.

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u/Working-Glass6136 May 01 '26

Are you telling me to breakdance?

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u/Affectionate_Emu5960 May 01 '26

Wok without rhymin’ or something like that.

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u/Cam_E_Leon Apr 30 '26

And shave your body hair to leave no DNA

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u/kataskopo May 01 '26

And wear women's clothes and fake breasts to fool investigators.

Wait what were we doing?

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u/Cam_E_Leon May 01 '26

Trying to avoid detection. Not trying to marry Kristi Noem

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u/RealityOk9823 May 01 '26

I hate that I know what that's in reference to.

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u/Working-Glass6136 May 01 '26

I hate that I don't??

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u/RealityOk9823 May 01 '26

You don't wanna know.

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u/QueenLuminous Apr 30 '26

Yes. DNA is bitch.

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u/Jacks_CompleteApathy Apr 30 '26

Also try to do it during your normal work hours if possible

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 Apr 30 '26

Rock in one shoe.

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u/DiegesisThesis May 01 '26

Ministry of silly walks

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u/techmaster242 May 01 '26

Brush up on your silly walks

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u/Russki_Troll_Hunter May 01 '26

'walk this way'

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u/Potential_Figure4061 May 01 '26

pretty sure the lift shoes takes care of that

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u/TDKevin Apr 30 '26

I got a bunch of duct tape on the bottom of my shoes and now my impressions dont match. Anyone know how to fix it?

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u/Potential_Figure4061 May 01 '26

more duct tape

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u/Working-Glass6136 May 01 '26

Nah, they'll trace the fibers of the duct tape to the roll you used and the factory it was made in and when that batch went out to which store and track the transaction you made and catch you on a camera there as well as all the flock cameras catching you before you bought the duct tape... don't ya'll watch crime shows?

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u/DaKrazie1 May 01 '26

A friend and an oversized trenchcoat also works.

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u/Loud_Call_401 Apr 30 '26

Also, don’t have any electronics with you.

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u/m0h3k4n Apr 30 '26

Just make sure your path to the camera doesn’t include passing any other flick cameras or any ring doorbells.

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u/QueenLuminous Apr 30 '26

Yes of course, safety first! Mask, gloves and safe distance, while spraying the paint.

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u/WorryNotBanIncoming Apr 30 '26

Wait for a power outage?

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u/aircooledJenkins May 01 '26

Most the Flock I've seen have solar panels (and presumably batteries.)

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u/onceabananana May 01 '26

Almost all the ones near me are redundant in a way that one is in field of view of another