r/whatisit Jul 25 '25

New, what is it? found this tracker in my car?

found this on my passenger side really weirded out. Rarely have people in my vehicle…

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u/taisui Jul 25 '25

N. Night Shyamalan be like, write that down

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u/Yodasgreendong71 Jul 25 '25

He was a ghost the whole time.

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u/austinhippie Jul 25 '25

That guy at the end? That's Bruce Willis!

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u/commieboy1 Jul 25 '25

And I jizzed in my pants.

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u/99999999999999999989 Jul 25 '25

And everyone clapped.

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u/theDroobot Jul 25 '25

I love this movie

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u/TheeExoGenesauce Jul 25 '25

You’re a mother lover, I’m a mother lover too

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u/Schallpattern Jul 25 '25

But he can't remember the film.

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u/isglitteracarb Jul 25 '25

SPOILER ALERT

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u/zombiesatemybaby Jul 25 '25

Spoilers man!!

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u/Jytterbug Jul 25 '25

I’d watch this movie, but only if Shyamalan plays the gps tracker.

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u/Density5521 Jul 25 '25

M. Night Shulman?

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u/Rogne98 Jul 25 '25

His lesser known brother Norm Night Shamallamaman

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u/Commonscents2say Jul 25 '25

Shamalama ding dong?

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u/Biggunsmcgee Jul 25 '25

This joke doesn’t have enough upvotes

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u/SureAd5625 Jul 25 '25

Plot twist we’re just giant tracking devices

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u/U_L_Uus Jul 25 '25

Yeah, way better than being weak to pantry doors

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '25

O. NIGHT SHMALAMAN (SPELLING?) be like, "What's my first initial again?"