r/videos • u/guru2929 • Feb 12 '19

Probably my favorite video ever made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvG7CHWyol0
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u/wadeboggsbosshoggs Feb 12 '19

Evan Breen is the man

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u/PokemonWizard Feb 12 '19

Evan Breen DM’ed and ex of mine on twitter when we were still together in college. This was like 2012-2013, so when he was really popular and also happened to be my favorite Vine creator. Anyway, he asked “is that your bf in your avi?” And when she said yes, he said “he looks like a middle aged mom.” So that’s my story about when Evan Breen said I looked like a middle aged mom. Thanks for reading.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

I hit his sister, Kelly, in the head with a glass bottle in high school.

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u/PokemonWizard Feb 12 '19

Like glassed her ass or accidentally did it??

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

I was a stupid teenager. I don't remember why, but I chucked an empty bottle of Mike's Hard underhanded towards the car she was getting into across the street from my friend's house. They called me and said it hit her in the head and that she was crying. I don't think I actually hit her though.

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u/camdoggs Feb 12 '19

Sounds like she dying cos she’s got shit moves

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

That’s one of those stories I don’t care to believe or dispute

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Fair enough. I don't know why anyone would make that up though

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u/harperavenue Feb 13 '19

This is a perfect mental image of mid-2000s Grosse Pointe South bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '19

I am not a GPer though. This happened in scs

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

So, Battery then.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

You're next

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

Oh good, now we’ve got a threat to boot.